God, I hope this is real and not some Dusk Golem network of """insiders,"""" playing 4D chess to get another million to subscribe to Gamepass because muh konsoul worz. There's a lot of smoke, so I'm hoping there's a fire somewhere, but it seems too good coming from Ko-pachinko-nami to ignore the franchise for like a decade and then
YEAH BOY SILENT HILL REMAKE
NEW SILENT HILL
KOJIMA SILENT HILL
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS
YOU GET A SILENT HILL, AND YOU GET A SILENT HILL, AND
But honestly, the biggest clue that this is real comes from TGA of all places, for me. There's no way that Keighley brought Del Toro in, talking about Kojima, had him say "YEAH MAN, THEY CANCELED KOJIMA'S SILENT HILL, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!" wink at the camera.
Keighley is so far up Kojima's ass that he can draw Shinkawa style artwork of the man's intestines, so I doubt he was just rubbing salt in the wounds of a bunch of people. I hope. Maybe. Keighley is kind of ass, actually. Better than Grubb. Grubb is about equal to Schreier. Anyway, #TeamReal
What, this isn't about Hasan. Whatever. I'm sorry, my face is tired.