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[PaddyOCanager]

I've conditioned my body to release waste only as diarrhea so it's no longer a problem. I'm not sure if I even own a plunger.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

Did Paddy use mayonnaise?





Charlie Brown joke for those who know what that is.

Made me laugh!

 

[trikster40]

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I always have a plunger available.

 

[cormack12]

I assume everyone saying they use their hand jas at least put it in a plastic bag first or binbag etc.

You're not barebacking your hand onto turds right

 

[PaddyOCanager]

I assume everyone saying they use their hand jas at least put it in a plastic bag first or binbag etc.

You're not barebacking your hand onto turds right

I've never barehanded a turd but I've scooped up vomit with naked palms before; it's not a big deal really and is generally the fastest way to clean it up in a pinch.

 

[cormack12]

I've never barehanded a turd but I've scooped up vomit with naked palms before; it's not a big deal really and is generally the fastest way to clean it up in a pinch.

That's grim.

Mate my cat was sick yesterday and when I was cleaning it up I joined in and barfed on it. Couldn't hold it in.

 

[Facism]

I just use a bigger shit

 

[John_Ryder]

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

When the plunger failed I've used my trusty toilet auger. The tool of professionals.

Leave it to the Chinese to innovate? I wonder if it works without the jump cut?

The label looks like it has Hangul, which are Korean characters.

 

[Mihos]

Sorry, but this kind of stuff was common knowledge to my generation.

 

[-Minsc-]

The label looks like it has Hangul, which are Korean characters.

That thought did cross my mind but the brush stroke font throws me off.

 

[Spaceman292]

I use my katana to slice the poop into small pieces.

Paging our toilet etiquette expert @Elder Legend

Z A N D A T S U

BULLS EYE

 

[Denton]

Lmao I was just dealing with this shit few days ago. Nothing I tried worked, so eventually I borrowed plunger and that magical device worked like a charm.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Where I live they sell clorhidric acid over the counter. It’s obviously a nicely diluted solution but it’s powerful enough to solve all your toilet problems.

Just open all the windows, pour a bottle into the toilet and go away for a couple hours while the acid does the work.

 

[ahtlas7]

Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty.

 

[Henry Panic]

Hair dryer can also work for the ladies.

Put a plastic bag over opening and make a hole with the hair dryer and put it on suck for a minute then switch to.blow.

It has the same results as the plunger.

 

[Drizzlehell]

 

[RJMacready73]

My teenage son blocks the toilet too often. Logs that would scare a lumberjack. A plunger does nothing to fix it. A plastic knife to cut up the offending material while not scratching the porcelain coating to avoid future problems is the go. Gross and one of those shitty dad jobs. I'm about to go all Yankee doo doo dandy and flush his head down the toilet hazing style if he keeps it up much longer. Time to pass the plastic knives to the next generation, I know what to get him for his next birthday.

Lol Christ my 12y.o. has laid a few and I swear I've been tempted to inspect his arsehole for signs of tear at the size of them and yes yours truly has to go at them with a stick to break them down and flush em, I'd make him do it but the toilet would probably end up looking like a dirty protest

 

[Romulus]

Shotgun

 

[Lunarorbit]

Hot water and dish soap.


Or my mouth.

This works great. Was a janitor at an elementary school last year and the girls bathroom was a hellish pit of stinky poop. None of them flushed.

So if the plunger didn't work I'd pour dawn liquid dish soap in and wait. It worked great

 

[German Hops]

Vinegar and baking soda is my go-to.

Works every time.

 

[Zephyrus0]

A steel wire.

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

This guy dads hard.

My late grandfather had a long screwdriver dedicated specifically to manually mincing manure prior to flushing. He would use it if he wasn't confident that the waste would flush successfully, usually when he had a bout of constipation.

I may not be half the man that he was, but I will carry his tradition with me now and to future generations.

“Mincing manure” is a good metal album title.

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

My teenage son blocks the toilet too often. Logs that would scare a lumberjack. A plunger does nothing to fix it. A plastic knife to cut up the offending material while not scratching the porcelain coating to avoid future problems is the go. Gross and one of those shitty dad jobs. I'm about to go all Yankee doo doo dandy and flush his head down the toilet hazing style if he keeps it up much longer. Time to pass the plastic knives to the next generation, I know what to get him for his next birthday.

If he’s a teenager it’s time he was chopping his own logs.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

If he’s a teenager it’s time he was chopping his own logs.

Yep, I'm thinking birthday poop knife gift with a personalised handle, "Happy birthday Dumpmaster".

 

[Batiman]

Gi to the store and buy one. Done

 

[GMCamaro]

So many options:

 

[MrMephistoX]

Instacart a plunger you savages!

 

[Kilau]

Just make sure you use the right plunger and use it properly.

 

[0neAnd0nly]

 

[TylerD]

I have plungers handy at home but if I have serious doubts about it making it down or a stubborn "bridger" and nothing else is available, I'll wrap my hand in several layers of TP and do what I must. Just don't get it under your fingernails if you can avoid it!

 

[Dr.Morris79]

After that you'll need to sort the kitchen out

 

[Signal Rockets]

Use Toilet Duck. It's a bottle of bleach. But with a duck's head on it.

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[Badlucktroll]