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What is good sex like?

Nobody_Important

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Dead serious?


Good sex is when you use your last condom and then she asks if you wanna go again and you seriously consider risking a pregnancy or an STD (if it's a one nighter) just so you can get some more of what she just gave you.


Any sex that has you willing to risk your whole future or your immediate health just so you can have some more? That is the kind of sex that is worth having.
 
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Sorry man, been there myself. Sucks.
She could always be crazy. Great sex and fleeting excitement really isn't worth dealing with all the trauma, lol.

I personally don't believe serious relationships are worth it after having enough experience and seeing what others go through. *Not to mention the age of entitlement and instant gratification we live in now.
 
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The Pleasure

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It's a minefield of dead weights who just lay there and think that's all they have to do.

Once you find a good one, keep her and make it your goal in life to destroy her yoni.


Edit: I like how "Yoni" is now the default word. Thanks @Peggies it's nicer than minge. :messenger_tears_of_joy:
Fuck Yomi. It's all about the box. You gotta box the box with a good boxing. There's a holiday in Canadia called BOXING DAY.
 

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You've grown up with an infinite supply of porn piped into your home. Of course the real thing isn't going to match up to that fantasy sex. Porn isn't real sex.

Reoccurring issue. I have no trouble Jenkins off to porn but can't get turned on during the real thing. It's been that way with every partner I've had



Give up the porn, problem solved.

 

AV

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Reoccurring issue. I have no trouble Jenkins off to porn but can't get turned on during the real thing. It's been that way with every partner I've had

Bingo.

There's nothing wrong with either porn or jacking off but porn does totally rot people's real sex drive and most of the time they don't realise it.

Take a break from both for like a month and see what changes. You'll (hopefully) be so horny you're forced to confront your wife about it and give it another good shot.

Best of luck.
 
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FunkMiller

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Reoccurring issue. I have no trouble Jenkins off to porn but can't get turned on during the real thing. It's been that way with every partner I've had

I know this was just an autocorrect typo, but thank you for making me lol this morning.

Also… there is no one definition of what good sex is. I’ve had amazing sex with someone I just met, and incredible sex with my girlfriend of eight years. It’s a lot to do with you both having the same mindset at the time, and that doesn’t always happen. But if you’re married and you’re not sexually attracted to your wife, that’s a huge problem. One you need to address.
 

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I'm lucky, my sexual partner orgasms very easily, so every time we 'bonk' (as she cutely calls it) she has a go first, orgasms, then it's all wet and ready for me to go to town. She also has all the right curves and jiggles, and the right perverted mind. Also a different ethnicity that is physically smaller than me. So that's good sex.

Yep, I'm a lucky guy. *smmmmmmmmmmirk*
Small women with their small hands that make everything looks bigger than it really is...

That's probably why men love asians.
 
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There's tons of psychological variables involved but one thing that helps a ton is being in really good shape. I always get off of seeing my sexual partner get off, so just physically dominating the act makes it easier to have good sex. To me and her.
 
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It's like nothing you think it is, but once you do it, it becomes clear that it was always a part of you, waiting to bloom.

For real, it is why you were created, so make sure to get silly with it, we only go around once in this world, sooo...
 

MastaKiiLA

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Good sex is spending half the day is bed or on top of furniture, covering each other in fluids, until you're pushing rope. Good sex means having at least a 1 liter bottle of water next to the bed, so you don't have to disengage to hydrate. Good sex is the sex you wish you'd recorded, but it was so good, you didn't want to stop to grab your phone, or you grabbed your phone, but had all the cinematography skill of Stevie Wonder. Good sex feels like you won a marathon.
 
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Good sex is spending half the day is bed or on top of furniture, covering each other in fluids, until you're pushing rope. Good sex means having at least a 1 liter bottle of water next to the bed, so you don't have to disengage to hydrate. Good sex is the sex you wish you'd recorded, but it was so good, you didn't want to stop to grab your phone, or you grabbed your phone, but had all the cinematography skill of Stevie Wonder. Good sex feels like you won a marathon.

That's the right ballpark.

I've been with a woman that was consistently the best sex ever, and a woman that was the one time singular best ever. Good luck ladies that are following those high water marks.
 
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I've never really had a positive sexual experience. My best encounter was just okay. A lot of shameful experiences, a lot of sad experiences. Never any that I feel particularly positive about.

Today is the third anniversary of the last time I had sex. I've given up on it at this point and just help myself since I don't feel judged when I do it. But sometimes I wonder. What's it like for those that are able to have positive experiences?
It's pretty... pretty.. pretty good.

It's something teenagers talk about 24/7 but you won't be much good at yourself until you are about 30 with several partners under your belt (no matter how good your 18yr old self felt doing 1000 pressups in 10 mins).

I've hit high figures with some stunning looking women, of those about a few were great times, lots were poor (birds in their 20s are just shit) and the rest were ok to meh. The chase is better most of the time.

The best sex you will get is with an enthusiastic regular partner. The best partner I had started out as the goddam worst - working on tastes, rhythm and trust can take awful to excellent. It's a matter of enthusiasm and generosity.
 
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Great sex is the best thing in the world! While my wife isn't really a kinky person she embraces all of my kinks and I'm very happy about it.
 

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When you hear the advice "don't stick your dick in crazy", it's generally a good idea.

HOWEVER

Nothing will beat sex with a crazy person. Nothing. It's just dealing with the rest of the shit afterwards. At least in my experience.

Not Funny No GIF


Safe? reasonably. Responsible? Yep! A good idea? You got it.

Good sex? nah.
 
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Like being fully alive. Like being one with the universe. If you can find someone that is open minded to explore your deepest fetishes or things that really turn you on it can be an experience like no other and can draw two people closer together than any two people on earth
 
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Like being fully alive. Like being one with the universe. If you can find someone that is open minded to explore your deepest fetishes or things that really turn you on it can be an experience like no other and can draw two people closer together than any two people on earth
It's funny. when people say it like this. but then on the other end you have people who go "sex is overrated" or "you ain't missing out on anything", and "don't bother with sex" for those who've not been lucky to get it. I guess that's people trying to be nice?
 
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Good sex is spending half the day is bed or on top of furniture, covering each other in fluids, until you're pushing rope. Good sex means having at least a 1 liter bottle of water next to the bed, so you don't have to disengage to hydrate. Good sex is the sex you wish you'd recorded, but it was so good, you didn't want to stop to grab your phone, or you grabbed your phone, but had all the cinematography skill of Stevie Wonder. Good sex feels like you won a marathon.


Pretty much exactly this. Except night instead of day. Champagne in addition to water. With two women, and still able to perform and not explode all around the place immediately when they get it going.

Truly a spiritual experience.
 
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Reoccurring issue. I have no trouble Jenkins off to porn but can't get turned on during the real thing. It's been that way with every partner I've had

Are you actually attracted to your partner(s)?

Are you on any meds, plenty of meds can cause decreased libido and erectile dysfunction.

Have you had your testosterone checked?

As far as ED is concerned, what have you tried?

Also, if everything else is normal, porn does desensitize you.
 

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It's funny. when people say it like this. but then on the other end you have people who go "sex is overrated" or "you ain't missing out on anything", and "don't bother with sex" for those who've not been lucky to get it. I guess that's people trying to be nice?
I don’t think they’re trying to be nice. There’s truth in the saying “Sex is like air. It only matters when you aren’t getting it.”
 

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I don’t think they’re trying to be nice. There’s truth in the saying “Sex is like air. It only matters when you aren’t getting it.”
Wait, but you die without air...

I've honestly never heard that saying before. And I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. Because it to me makes it sound like sex is just as important as breathing...
 
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Wait, but you die without air...

I've honestly never heard that saying before. And I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. Because it to me makes it sound like sex is just as important as breathing...
I am pretty sure it's from a redneck bumper sticker I saw once.

But point being, sex matters a lot more when you aren't getting it. When you're in a regular relationship and having quality sex 5-7x a week, it's not something you really think about anymore. You don't feel the lack of it until you go without that for a while. I've always found that to be the case for me.
 
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I am pretty sure it's from a redneck bumper sticker I saw once.

But point being, sex matters a lot more when you aren't getting it. When you're in a regular relationship and having quality sex 5-7x a week, it's not something you really think about anymore. You don't feel the lack of it until you go without that for a while. I've always found that to be the case for me.

Yes, when you don't have to chase it you don't really care about it as much. Girlfriend you've had sex with many times wants sex one afternoon, but you'd rather keep playing on your Xbox. Got no girlfriend and a girl calls you up for a hookup, that xbox is off and you're out the door ASAP.
 

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Yes, when you don't have to chase it you don't really care about it as much. Girlfriend you've had sex with many times wants sex one afternoon, but you'd rather keep playing on your Xbox. Got no girlfriend and a girl calls you up for a hookup, that xbox is off and you're out the door ASAP.
I play on PlayStation, thank you sir.
 
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I am pretty sure it's from a redneck bumper sticker I saw once.

But point being, sex matters a lot more when you aren't getting it. When you're in a regular relationship and having quality sex 5-7x a week, it's not something you really think about anymore. You don't feel the lack of it until you go without that for a while. I've always found that to be the case for me.
Oh ok. so it's because when you can have it, you're not really gonna obsess over it because it's something that you've managed to accomplish and can also get access easily enough.

Well, can see that. But again if you've never done it, then you're gonna obsess over it. And that's why the original conundrum I had with regards to those claiming "well, you aint missing out on much" and such was perplexing. But I guess because they're getting it a lot of sex now, it's become just like breathing or having a good meal to them now. So they've lost the ability to recall what it was like without it.
 
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Yup, can confirm. But if you stick your dick in crazy be sure to get out before the crazy is directed at you.
It's not always so easy, especially if you don't know what to look for. Crazy puts on a good show in the beginning and makes you feel like the most awesome person in the world. They're on a high and everything is euphoric. They're very intense in a good way. And they totally pretend to be something they're not. If they have their eyes set on you it can be hard to resist because they're usually aggressive in their pursuit.

It's not until they decide to turn on you for whatever reason (usually because they're crazy) that all the negativity and hate is just as intense. Their emotions are always at one extreme or the other. And they play the victim very well.

If someone isn't experienced I wouldn't recommend dealing with crazy at all.
 

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It's funny. when people say it like this. but then on the other end you have people who go "sex is overrated" or "you ain't missing out on anything", and "don't bother with sex" for those who've not been lucky to get it. I guess that's people trying to be nice?
I never heard anyone say "don't bother with sex", but I think they are saying those things because it's not as big a deal as some people make it to be, from the perspective of someone who can get it easily. And it's not as great as those who don't get it make it out to be. Pedestalizing women or sex just makes it harder for them because it becomes this unattainable holy prize, when it's just a normal thing everybody wants and doesn't require jumping through hoops or doing XYZ (to an extensive degree anyway; you don't have to be in a relationship or be fully into them or whatever else).

But what those people saying these things probably don't realize is that it isn't so easy for others. If someone has social anxiety or is awkward, it's probably not easy for them to make friends or talk to people and it's a big deal to them. But for most people it's not a big deal and just a normal part of life and they probably don't think of it in any other way.
 
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Good sex is exactly like bad sex except you enjoy it. There is no specific thing you have to do, or they have to do. It's all about the state of mind of the two people and whether they sync up.
 

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It's funny. when people say it like this. but then on the other end you have people who go "sex is overrated" or "you ain't missing out on anything", and "don't bother with sex" for those who've not been lucky to get it. I guess that's people trying to be nice?

I‘ll be perfect honest and say, having sex on certain drugs were some of the most intense experiences I’ve ever had. To be clear I haven’t done those drugs in years and I don’t advise taking them but; like the drugs, the effects of sex wear off the same way the more you use it. So in my case sex went from mind-blowing, to ‘meh‘ pretty fucking quick…That’s just me though.

It is really based on perspective; but the people that tend to brag about their sex lives seem to either come with child support payments or jack shit…
 
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