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[Papa]

MiyazakiLovesAttention the artist formerly known as MiyazakiHatesKojima has announced that he has an announcement coming at midnight 1st January. Now in that announcement, he didn’t explicitly announce what his announcement would be, but I’m pretty sure it’s that he’s leaving Islam. As a soon to be infidel, it will be dangerous to go alone, so let’s help him pick a new religion.

 

[belmarduk]

I hope not. Apostasy is a capital offense in many Muslim countries. He may have to emigrate.

 

[Cunth]

What’s the one where you take a vow of silence

 

[Papa]

I hope not. Apostasy is a capital offense in many Muslim countries. He may have to emigrate.

ok belmarCUCK

 

[Coolwhhip]

The chin one.

 

[Papa]

The chin one.

BluRayHiDef get ITT!

 

[desertdroog]

I lost it at 'Autism' as one of the choices. HAH!

 

[Enjay]

Just gonna go ahead and put everyone "ITT" on ignore please do the same to me everyone.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I will never change my religion

 

[King of Foxes]

Why is Islam not on the list?

 

[Papa]

Just gonna go ahead and put everyone "ITT" on ignore please do the same to me everyone.

you seem fun

 

[Calcium]

I picked autism. I don't know why.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Lupingosei]

I picked autism. I don't know why.

me too but as a neogaf member isn't this already pretty much a requirement?

 

[Cunth]

Just gonna go ahead and put everyone "ITT" on ignore please do the same to me everyone.

K

 

[Yoshi]

I recommend droping the superstition and just use the extra time for what matters in life. Us.

 

[cryptoadam]

I offically accept him to Judasim. As a muslim he already believes most of our stuff anyways and he is most likely cut.

Cmon bro join us. Gooble gobble one of us

 

[teezzy]

 

[Cunth]

I recommend droping the superstition and just use the extra time for what matters in life. Us.

Aren’t you woke though

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I picked autism. I don't know why.

You know why

 

[T8SC]

The "GET ITT" religion ... whatever the fuck that means, must be something millennials say when they want breast fed by their shedad.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

No pagan choice?

 

[Papa]

Aren’t you woke though

Do androids dream of woke sheeple?

 

[Paasei]

I miss Church of Satan on the list. I would happily welcome him with us in here.

 

[triplestation]

veganism

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

veganism

Trust me, he'll let you know if he does

 

[Papa]

veganism

I’m into vaginism

 

[Yoshi]

Aren’t you woke though

I'm sleepposting.

 

[ManofOne]

Cthulhu ism

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

He should join the Cult of Buffy

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I offically accept him to Judasim. As a muslim he already believes most of our stuff anyways and he is most likely cut.

Cmon bro join us. Gooble gobble one of us

Shalom!

 

[MrS]

Voted Youth In Asia I can't front

 

[FunkMiller]

The Church Of The Holy Shitpost.

Fastest growing religion in 2020.

 

[Thing on a Spring]

 

[TrainedRage]

Im so glad i scrolled down to see Autism b4 I voted. Well done Papa

 

[ManofOne]

Any religion that allows him to eat pork. He’s missing out on bacon.

and not turkey bacon. That shit is for vegans

 

[Singular7]

Religion is for the birds. Find the truth and go from there.

I would argue that is the 4200 year old prediction that a Jewish man would come out of Jerusalem and be a flashlight in the darkness to all the nations, which was evidenced 2000 years ago proving the original claim.

Ergo, Christianity, but dump the idea of Christendom representing that claim, since it was also predicted by those Jewish writers that the Christian system would become a corrupt shell.

Autism would be the second best choice, which naturally would lead to my first point.

 

[Papa]

Im so glad i scrolled down to see Autism b4 I voted. Well done Papa

Cheers TrainedRage Cunt

 

[triplestation]

what is going on............

 

[ManofOne]

We’re performing an exorcism

what is going on............

 

[Paasei]

Shalom!

 

[AJUMP23]

I hope he converts the Muslim world to Christ.

 

[Papa]

I hope he converts the Muslim world to Christ.

He's so cringe he just might do it unintentionally

 

[AJUMP23]

He's so cringe he just might do it unintentionally

Out there eating his locust and honey.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

As-salāmu ʿalaikum my autistic friend.
(After reading this, look at my avatar)

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Religion is for the birds. Find the truth and go from there.

I would argue that is the 4200 year old prediction that a Jewish man would come out of Jerusalem and be a flashlight in the darkness to all the nations, which was evidenced 2000 years ago proving the original claim.

Ergo, Christianity, but dump the idea of Christendom representing that claim, since it was also predicted by those Jewish writers that the Christian system would become a corrupt shell.

Autism would be the second best choice, which naturally would lead to my first point.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

As-salāmu ʿalaikum my autistic friend.
(After reading this, look at my avatar)

Wa Alaikum As-Salam wa Rahmat Allah wa Barakatu!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Wa Alaikum As-Salam wa Rahmat Allah wa Barakatu!

 

[Northeastmonk]

Switch to Adonitology.

 

[bucyou]

was wondering what to choose til i got to the end

sometimes you just know