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[cormack12]

Age, format, softcore/hardcore, found/owned/borrowed?

 

[RiccochetJ]

The mythical magazine stash hidden under a log in the woods that every kid in 5th grade in a 10 block radius knew about.

 

[Thaedolus]

Friend’s dad had a whole closet of Playboys we got into when I was like 8. I remember waking up with morning wood as far back as like 4, but what I experienced that magical afternoon was nothing like I’d felt before

 

[Star-Lord]

The mythical magazine stash hidden under a log in the woods that every kid in 5th grade in a 10 block radius knew about.

Not much different to life in the UK. Wild porn was mainly found stashed in a tree/bush in the alley/footpath behind a church.

 

[haxan7]

I used to watch the scrambled channels when I was just hitting puberty.

 

[Trunx81]

Back in the 90s we had big, green waste bins for paper. Someone threw his whole Playboy collection into it and we kids found it. I was around 10. Interesting, but also “disgusting” for us during this time. Funny thing: A female friend of ours, same age, took them all in the end.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Back in the early 90s Eurotrash on channel 4. The usual VHS and top shelf magazines going around high school.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Hm 98ish? Porn magazine and then on tv the softcore stuff like Emanuelle.

 

[John Marston]

In 1984 I was in high school and went to my friend's house after school.
He had found 2 VHS adult movies his dad had rented and popped one in.

I still remember that movie, it was called "Limo Connection". It was a horrible mess of bell bottom pants and huge oily bush.
The dude's dick looked like a strawberry in the middle of a bird's nest.

Anyway once the first scene was over my friend just said "Going to the bathroom real quick, while it's still fresh in my head".

I think I wanted to go home.

 

[Rival]

I probably saw one of my dads playboy magazines when I was about 5.

 

[IDKFA]

When I was 10 I found one of my dad's "adult" videos that he used to tell me were horror films. I put one on when he was upstairs in the shower and It absolutely wasn't a horror film.

Hardcore German porn and I vividly remember it started with some big German guy trying to play the piano with his dick before slapping it across some women's face.

I had to turn it off before I got caught, but I remember thinking for a long time that it was normal to try and play musical instruments with your dick and then slap your dick across a woman's face. Glad that didn't follow me into adulthood.

 

[Catphish]

Hustler mag found in the alley when I was about 11.

Shit had me all fucked up. Too young for that shit.

 

[ParaSeoul]

During PE on penis inspection day.

 

[haxan7]

During PE on penis inspection day.

 

[TransTrender]

Dad had Playboy and then there was AOL. Not sure which one I saw first but the first time seeing a nude woman on AOL, ON THE INTERNET, was notable.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Pejo]

I'm sure it was a friend's dad's Playboy or something, but the most memorable early experience for me was watching line-by-line as a gif (not animated) loaded of Tiffany Amber Thiessen's glorious melons in a see-through dress laying by a rock at the beach.

*edit*

Forgot about this mom & pop video store that rented me a copy of La Blue Girl when I was like 13. That left an impression for sure.

 

[German Hops]

American Bukkake 13 dvd.

 

[ResilientBanana]

My dad had some huslter's. So much bush.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

My father used to rent adult films for a period. One day when my parents were away, I happened to open a cupboard in our living room and see this lonely VHS tape on the very top shelf. Got curious, put it into the VCR and found out how things actually go. It was pretty tame, just MF scenes. Only the last scene was 2 guys and 2 women, but no DP or any other nastiness involved. I didn’t even think to rub one out - that came later; I just watched the whole thing, fascinated and almost oblivious of my boner. I was 13.

 

[kraspkibble]

i remember going through the cupboards in my parents bedroom as a kid looking for christmas presents but instead i found some VHS porno tapes. they were probably from the late 80's or early 90's. they were in either german or french. i didn't really know what i was watching but i was having fun they didn't look like VHS tapes that were bought but ones that someone has copied onto a spare tape. one time i remember walking into my parents bedroom at night and they had left one of the tapes on and had fallen asleep. my dad was panicking trying to turn the TV off as he woke up! lmfao.

when we first got a PC i would search for porn sites. i still remember the name of one and it was a funny story of how i found it. in school this girl made a website and she told everyone in class. it was a shitty basic website with lots of pink and cute shit. her name was Nicola and she called it nikkisworld or something similar. so when i went home i tried searching for it but instead i found a porn site hahahaha (that website is actually still live lol i just checked) also, i didn't really know what i was doing with computers so didn't think to delete the history or anything. my dad ended up selling that PC (which ran Windows 98) to someone. they probably saw all the porn sites i visited lol.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[March Climber]

Around 13 years old I went in the store looking for a new OPM or OXM with a demo disc inside, and an Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine was placed halfway over the OXM(because someone swiped the disc and hid it). This was the issue:

Normally I wasn't even interested, nor would I look at, the section of magazines with fit half naked men and women because I was instead hyped for the demo disc and being able to try out 5-10 games. This time I was bored because it was the only OXM there and the disc was gone. So I ended up looking through this magazine in the store while being intrigued by the body painting section, and then used yahoo search on some of the model names when I was back home.

 

[p_xavier]

Male babysitter brought porn and was watching it. He actually went to prison because he was stealing money too. Thus he didn't cum to the moneyshot. Real story btw.

 

[nush]

Woodland porn, but as I'm from the UK technically it would have been the topless girls on page 3 of the Sun newspaper.

 

[pramod]

I think it was some x-rated Apple 2 game. I don't even remember how it played but it had some "cutscenes" of some cartoon guy with a big mustache banging his secretary.

 

[Pantz]

Timeline:
Around 7 or 8 I found my dad had some super old Playboys in the garage. The really old ones are pretty boing with maybe only 3 pages of boobs in the whole book. Around the the same time finding slightly more interesting stuff in National Geographic magazines.
After that, with some friends, found some porn advertisement on the side of the road with lots of images showing everything. Looking at it, I thought that girls balls looked pretty weird. I didn't know they didn't have balls. We ended up putting it in a neighbor's mailbox.
Then probably around 9 over at my friends house. He got on some bulletin board system, on dial up, and was downloading pics and it was so slow, somehow he had the photo open and it showed it filling in line by line as it was downloading. Was kind of cool in a way.
Lastly, around 10 seeing a black plastic bag on the side of the road while riding my bike. I got curious about it and took a look to find 2 full porn VHS inside. I had to play them on the living room TV just for a little bit while parents out of the room. One was called Mexican Gangbang or something like that. I remember thinking, why does the woman keep trying to talk with her mouth full? I guess she was probably just moaning. Regrettably I didn't want to get caught with them, so as was tradition, I put them with the bag in a neighbor's mailbox.

 

[Quasicat]

I was 11 and it was something Dad left on the TV when I came downstairs involving a woman blowing either a huge guy or some sort of large animal, the shot was too zoomed in to tell. The look on his face was pure horror as he was afraid I would tell mom, which I didn’t. Later he clumsily tried to talk his way out of it and I just told him that I didn’t see the point.

 

[Amory]

Someone found a porn VHS tape in their house and was circulating it around. Real old school stuff. I don't even remember finding it exciting

 

[TGO]

Define Porn?
By my definition it would have been mid 90's and Jenna Jameson

 

[DefiantEye]

Newgrounds and Ebaumsworld were my first exposures to x-rated content when I was like 7. I remember Newgrounds had a womens volleyball game, and it was something like if you managed to get 10 points higher then the AI opponents, the characters bikini tops would come off. Ebaumsworld I remember seeing a picture of a women flashing her breasts in her wedding dress.

When I was like 10-11 I would look up strip tease videos on YouTube. I also remember not knowing search history was a thing and I would use the family computer. The cringe

 

[Zeroing]

Portuguese cable channels were amazing back then, there were free porn Spanish channels that go live around 1 am. 1 was straight, another was gay and another was soft porn.

No wonder I am the most perviest on NeoGAF.

Edit - but my first exposure to soft porn was history books. Imagine being 8 and seeing this:

 

[John Marston]

No testimony from OP so far.
Keep the good stories comin' so he can live vicariously through us.

 

[newtypepilot]

this is during the 90s

so my dad brought me this CD that had bunch of games in it (one of those 50 games in one kinda thing, but for PC). For some reason, there's a folder that had porn clips as well as softcore pics. Nowhere on the label does the CD says it has porn in it.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Pinkpornstars

Lots of Aria Giovanni, Bobbi Eden, and Zdenka Podkapova.

 

[teezzy]

I saw brown nipples on a nudie channel once and thought all women had brown nipples

 

[FunkMiller]

Not much different to life in the UK. Wild porn was mainly found stashed in a tree/bush in the alley/footpath behind a church.

Yep. Most people over the age of 40 in the UK experienced two things at more or less the same time: first sneaky cigarette, and first look at porn.

 

[Northeastmonk]

Spice channel, when that was still around. I made out what appeared to be lesbians, but they were probably one set of boobs spread across the screen.

It was 1997 and I remember knowing what Playboy was by all the magazines at book stores and airports. I went to Playboy’s website. I didn’t see much, so I went to Penthouse’s website. That showed me more than I had expected. I didn’t know about clearing your browser history at that age. With my very Christian parents, aunts, uncles, and cousins there for Christmas, my uncle decides to take a look at our computer upstairs and he finds a bunch of jpg’s from the temp internet history folder. The TV in my bedroom was taken away from me for a couple months and I wasn’t allowed to do anything fun.

 

[JayK47]

I am not sure if it was the actual first, but I remember finding about half a torn page of a nude woman in the woods where local kids made bike trails and jumps. Brought it home and would check it out from time to time. Then one day it was gone. I think my mom found it and tossed it out.

 

[Craig of War]

 

[nush]

my uncle decides to take a look at our computer upstairs and he finds a bunch of jpg’s from the temp internet history folder.

If he knew enough to start diving into system folders like that you can guarantee he was jerking it to porn himself and knew how to cover his tracks. Classic case of deflection, accuse others of what you are doing yourself.

 

[badblue]

I think the batteries in the remote died or something. hmm... scratching I had an itch.

 

[Classicrockfan]

15 it was on public access tv a guy would come on at midnight and show porn and interview pornstars,it was in the 90s.

 

[Craig of War]

15 it was on public access tv a guy would come on at midnight and show porn and interview pornstars,it was in the 90s.

15 damn a late bloomer

 

[Northeastmonk]

If he knew enough to start diving into system folders like that you can guarantee he was jerking it to porn himself and knew how to cover his tracks. Classic case of deflection, accuse others of what you are doing yourself.

Good point. He was always the tech type in the family when I was a kid too. The uncle who was the only adult reading the Best Buy Sunday ad.

 

[Mossybrew]

Nunya Bidness OP, not everything needs to be shared online.

 

[March Climber]

Nunya Bidness OP, not everything needs to be shared online.

If it's too much to share, make something up or describe a friend's experience. Could be a fun read for the thread depending on what you type.

 

[Tenaciousmo]

11 - was walking back home from school for lunch since i lived close by, was looking for DBZ episodes on limewire, found something much better

 

[DefiantEye]

11 - was walking back home from school for lunch since i lived close by, was looking for DBZ episodes on limewire, found something much better

linkin_park_numb.exe?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Looking at it, I thought that girls balls looked pretty weird. I didn't know they didn't have balls.