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[Beer Baelly]

Who?

 

[TexMex]

Look I know news is slow but

 

[a multicultural team of v]

 

[DeepEnigma]

Yo mama!

 

[solidus12]

Galahad

 

[Banjo64]

Kretos has a hipster beard - he’d be sipping some punk IPA in town with all the students in flip flops and shorts thinking he’s got shit when he looks like a bell end



Clean shaven Kratos was a Chad.

Phoenix had beards before they were ‘mainstream’ and has an actual Chad beard. So yeah, no contest. It doesn’t matter what Cory Ballbag’s wet dream is.

 

[Kilau]

Marcus looks better with his beard, Kratos looks worse.

 

[Black_Stride]

Another Gears thread

?

 

[legacy24]

Chin strap Marcus>

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Marcus loses just because of the durag

 

[Banjo64]

Marcus wins just because of the durag

Fixed that for you bro

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

kretos?

 

[Beer Baelly]

Marcus loses just because of the durag

 

[rofif]

My man !

 

[Spaceman292]

tarnation

 

[OmegaSupreme]

That's more like it. I'd take either as my daddy tbh.

 

[Beer Baelly]

kretos?

 

[Banjo64]

Now that’s an alpha. God bless his missus when he eats da pussy.

 

[Spukc]

 

[DeepEnigma]

On second thought Brother Marcus. Put that rag back on.

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[jufonuk]

Max Payne 3

 

[TheRedRiders]

Kretos.

 

[jufonuk]

Zangief

 

[John Marston]

I voted Marcus because it's trimmed and somewhat taken care of, like his tomatoes.

 

[Quasicat]

Arthur Morgan sitting between 2 and 3 on the grooming scale:

This is the only answer.

 

[Black_Stride]

Punished JD for the win.

 

[phil_t98]

What a bizarre poll lol

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

KrEtos ?!

 

[ebevan91]

Came to post this.

 

[marquimvfs]

 

[SmokedMeat]

Kratos easily. Marcus has the starter beard. He probably drives a Jeep so he can wave to the idiot Jeep owners, while drinking his Starbucks.

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[rofif]

I voted Marcus because it's trimmed and somewhat taken care of, like his tomatoes.

The tomatoes. I cried a bit. Best part of gow4

 

[CatLady]

Marcus all day. JD otoh, looks so stupid with that shaved head. He needs Marcus' durag.

 

[Captain Toad]

Who is Kretos?

 

[Shifty]

Without considering either character's design evolution, Kratos. That's a well-defined wiry-ass beard, Marcus' looks all soft and fluffy like a longhair cat.

 

[RoadHazard]

Both have beards I could only dream of. I have basically no beard on my cheeks, it's pretty sad. My chin and jawline do a bit better, but I just cannot grow a big manly beard.

 

[Ironman_Bad]

In terms of ingame beards Kratos beard on ps5 is the most insane hair I've ever seen ingame probably

 

[Pallas]

It’s a crime that Arthur Morgan isn’t in the poll. Clearly the best beard in all of gaming.

 

[Shifty]

It’s a crime that Arthur Morgan isn’t in the poll. Clearly the best beard in all of gaming.

 

[mansoor1980]

the only answer

 

[radewagon]

Here comes a new challenger...