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[Sioen]

Laughing so hard.

 

[Mistel]

Don't forget he intended to jack it in the bedroom and finish in the bathroom.

That's in summary 2.0 I think, just focusing on the perversion angle with that one.

 

[Ricko Suave]

Watching porn for entertainment? I have never heard of such a thing.

I watch porn for the sole purpose of fapping. I mean, what else is it for?

 

[EdibleExplosives]

holy shit

 

[Friggin Joe]

It wasn't porn, the rear camera was just turned on.
Whew, relief I bet.

 

[javac]

What the fuck. Orgasm sound waves are Green?

 

[HUELEN10]

I can die happy now.

 

[Snaku]

 

[javac]

He doesn't even have his headphones plugged in >_>

 

[GrayFoxPL]

What the fuck. Orgasm sound waves are Green?

And how did you thought The Lantern was powered up?

 

[braves01]

lol, this thread

 

[Nibel]

He doesn't even have his headphones plugged in >_>

I gave as much fucks about the headphones as OP

 

[Philia]

What we know:

You should include the fact he made a thread some years ago about his chronic masturbating habits to curb his "pervish ways".

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505136&highlight=

 

[supergiz]

Why don't you just watch your porn on mute. Sound during porn ruins the experience anyway.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Lay off the hentai and find a psychiatrist, because what you just told us is beyond repulsive. You are a pedophile, and that much is clear since you are aroused by masturbating in the presence of your little sister. If this is a joke, then you also need help--but don't worry, I've already notified the authorities. Good luck explaining this.

lol.

I know you are just kidding, but he wouldn't be a pedophile unless she is pre-pubescent. I think he said she is over 18.

 

[Pbae]

Why don't you just watch your porn on mute. Sound during porn ruins the experience anyway.

No way man! Sound is what takes it to the 4th Dimension...

Spoiler

Shame Dimension =[

 

[besada]

I'm having Doombringer flashbacks...

 

[Philia]

lol.

I know you are just kidding, but he wouldn't be a pedophile unless she is pre-pubescent. I think he said she is over 18.

It is said in the OP that she's a teenage. A teenager is typically from age 14 to 18. So what are we talking about here?

 

[Rentahamster]

hahahahah godlike!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Wow.

 

[oxidax]

I kno its been asked already so i just thought oh what the hell me wont mind

why were you watching porn with your sister next to you?

 

[Enchanted]

I dunno, I'm not going to judge but what the OP did is not something I'd do with a family member nearby like that. That's just me.

 

[Pbae]

I kno its been asked already so i just thought oh what the hell me wont mind

why were you watching porn with your sister next to you?

Shhhh. No more questions, just imagination.

 

[Tangeroo]

I'm extra impressed that Nibel made the sister Spider-Girl. That is some impressive attention to detail.

 

[javac]

And how did you thought The Lantern was powered up?

In brightest day...in my little sisters bedroom during the blackest night, no porn shall escape my headphones! Let those who hear my orgasms, beware of my power! Green Orgasms light! 

I gave as much fucks about the headphones as OP

A true visionary.

 

[HUELEN10]

I for one am still waiting on op's update. I wonder what she said about the sorry note he wrote.

 

[Niraj]

hilarious gif

lol awesome

 

[Zeppeli]

Your sister later today:

.

 

[SuperSah]

Thread of all time?

 

[Freaky Fred]

I'm extra impressed that Nibel made the sister Spider-Girl. That is some impressive attention to detail.

Isn't Spidergirl his daughter though?

gif is still awesome

 

[xxracerxx]

Isn't Spidergirl his daughter though?

gif is still awesome

Gotta keep it in the family.

 

[satori]

O god thanks for making this slow Thursday bearable lolol.

 

[Zeppeli]

Isn't Spidergirl his daughter though?

gif is still awesome

considering the situation at hand she may actually be both

 

[bud]

the other white meat...

 

[Mistel]

You should include the fact he made a thread some years ago about his chronic masturbating habits to curb his "pervish ways".

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505136&highlight=

I'll do another one in a few pages with more info and back story, this sort of thing is really interesting...

 

[Symphonia]

But if the OP was a father watching porn in the same room as his daughter that'd be okay in your books amirtie?

I'd really be careful about what you're trying to imply.

 

[Sseklebeast]

Not to steal the OP's thunder but when I was younger I once woke up to my older brother "finishing" on himself. I didn't let him know I was awake until a later time to which his excuse was, "Hey, I was horny and you would have done the same thing."

Yeah.....I would not have.

 

[EightBitNate]

I'll do another one in a few pages with more info and back story, this sort of think is really interesting...

I feel like a celebrity.

 

[doctorcdcs]

Surprised you are not just jacking off at the dinner table right now.

fuck you for writing this and making me laugh in a library



Argh

 

[HUELEN10]

I feel like a celebrity.

You're back! What is the situation?

 

[Freaky Fred]

Nate stop trolling and give us an update.

What'd your note say?
Did you get a response note?

 

[doctorcdcs]

/slowclap

 

[agrajag]

It is said in the OP that she's a teenage. A teenager is typically from age 14 to 18. So what are we talking about here?

Nineteen.

 

[Arkos]

So - and I'm just joining the thread here - Nate do you regularly sleep in the same room as your sister? And have you ever fapped with her in the room? It seems like pertinent information to the situation at hand.

 

[DeaviL]

I'd really be careful about what you're trying to imply.

You know what he's referencing.

 

[vas_a_morir]

It is said in the OP that she's a teenage. A teenager is typically from age 14 to 18. So what are we talking about here?

Incestuous lust?

 

[Symphonia]

You know what he's referencing.

I know what he's referring to, yes, but it's something that isn't true and can be extremely damning of one's reputation. I'm NOT going to get into this again but I'd prefer it if comments like that were left out.

 

[EightBitNate]

You're back! What is the situation?

Still alone. Really anxious. I hope she kept it to herself.

Nate stop trolling and give us an update.

What'd your note say?
Did you get a response note?

"Sorry if I was loud last night"

Didn't even mention that it was porn. I think if I'm kinda open about it, she won't think it was porn or something.

I put it on the nightstand and it's not there anymore.

 

[DeaviL]

I know what he's referring to, yes, but it's something that isn't true and can be extremely damning of one's reputation. I'm NOT going to get into this again but I'd prefer it if comments like that were left out.

Look, it is in fact stupid that people keep bringing this up, but he would have been perfectly ignored if you didn't quote it.

And if this keeps going on PM a mod.

 

[EightBitNate]

So - and I'm just joining the thread here - Nate do you regularly sleep in the same room as your sister? And have you ever fapped with her in the room? It seems like pertinent information to the situation at hand.

No my old room has now been renovated and my parents put my bed in my sisters room. I had my own room growing up.