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[brap]

If you were being held at gun-point and were forced to be in a human centipede with two of your fellow GAF members, who would you pick? Suicide is not an option. Making this thread for Melon btw.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Do I have to be in the middle, or is someone attached to the person attached to me?

 

[TylersProphecy4.0]

I dont really know people here, but I'll take the lady with no intestines/stomach attached to my front and the lady with no teeth and tongue on my ass.

 

[jshackles]

Do I have to be in the middle, or is someone attached to the person attached to me?

Asking the real questions

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I dont really know people here, but I'll take the lady with no intestines/stomach attached to my front and the lady with no teeth and tongue on my ass.

So -Arcadia- and Melon then. Interesting picks.

 

[haxan7]

What’s a human centipede

 

[brap]

What’s a human centipede

This might help

Donald Trump Is Stuck In A Human Centipede Of Boomer Memes

The president is gorging himself on the conspiracy theories he perpetuated.

www.buzzfeednews.com

 

[Tesseract]

just shoot me

 

[haxan7]

This might help

Donald Trump Is Stuck In A Human Centipede Of Boomer Memes

The president is gorging himself on the conspiracy theories he perpetuated.

www.buzzfeednews.com

Jesus that is the longest article known to man

 

[Xaero Gravity]

What’s a human centipede

That's a human centipede

 

[haxan7]

That's a human centipede

I’m in the middle where I belong

 

[Melon]

My choices are brap and -Arcadia- . In no particular order, of course.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride

 

[brap]

My choices are brap and -Arcadia- . In no particular order, of course.

I'll be behind you. Girls don't poop after all.

 

[brap]

I want ROMhack and @SLoWMoTIoN in mine

 

[Avasarala]

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Nope.gif

 

[CyberPanda]

I would be at the end of brap . And I don’t want anyone behind me.

 

[Papa]

H Hotspurr so I can shit down his throat for real

 

[Xaero Gravity]

H Hotspurr so I can shit down his throat for real

Jesus lmao

 

[CyberPanda]

Jesus lmao

 

[Punished Miku]

Ailynn and Melon

duh.

 

[haxan7]

 

[Papa]

Ailynn and Melon

duh.

Ease up Santa Claus

 

[Punished Miku]

Ease up Santa Claus

Human centipede threads have standards. Only Matt's friends can make jokes about shitting in people's mouths. Same typical loser clique shit from you.

 

[Barsinister]

 

[Ailynn]

 

[CyberPanda]

Amazing!

 

[Papa]

Human centipede threads have standards. Only Matt's friends can make jokes about shitting in people's mouths. Same typical loser clique shit from you.

da fuq bro it was a joke based on the Santa Claus dude who was creeping on Melon

I lold at the gif you posted but now you go and edit this paranoid shit in

delete this

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Damn Miku just slaughtered Matthew

 

[Punished Miku]

da fuq bro it was a joke based on the Santa Claus dude who was creeping on Melon

I lold at the gif you posted but now you go and edit this paranoid shit in

delete this

I've had a really shit day at work. I believe you though of course. I'll let my mistakes stand for posterity! No deleting.

 

[Papa]

did he tho

that’s it Xaero T you’re outta the clique

 

[Papa]

I've had a really shit day at work. I believe you though of course. I'll let my mistakes stand for posterity! No deleting.

You know you’re in the clique right

 

[Barsinister]

I think Xaero Gravity wants a reverse centipede.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

did he tho

that’s it Xaero T you’re outta the clique

Bish please, I named the Krɘw™

Spoiler

Both of them

 

[Punished Miku]

You know you’re in the clique right

I'm antisocial though. But I post a lot.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Tesseract]

laughing at those jesus pics is one thing (i laughed), loving them makes me think we might be enemies

of course liking something doesn't mean anything, not really

but it might

maybe

 

[Xaero Gravity]

laughing at those jesus pics is one thing (i laughed), loving them makes me think we might be enemies

of course liking something doesn't mean anything, not really

but it might

maybe

It's classified?

 

[Tesseract]

It's classified?

 

[haxan7]

laughing at those jesus pics is one thing (i laughed), loving them makes me think we might be enemies

of course liking something doesn't mean anything, not really

but it might

maybe

Even Jesus needs to ejaculate every now and then

 

[Tesseract]

Even Jesus needs to ejaculate every now and then

it's true

i am forever curious about the worldview of various opponents

 

[haxan7]

it's true

i am forever curious about the worldview of various opponents

I’m not your enemy

 

[Tesseract]

I’m not your enemy

of course not, you are a fellow contestant

let's go to the next level

 

[Pallas]

I don’t want to be part of a damn human centipede! I saw how that shit ends.

Only if MiyazakiHatesKojima is involved.

I'll be behind you. Girls don't poop after all.

Well you are in for a pleasant surprise then.

 

[haxan7]

of course not, you are a fellow contestant

let's go to the next level

We’re already there

 

[Tesseract]

We’re already there

 

[haxan7]

That’s what I do with my tongue in the centipede

 

[ROMhack]

Why did I open this thread while I'm eating breakfast...

 

[Tesseract]

Why did I open this thread while I'm eating breakfast...

because you chose to, at least that's what most tell themselves

objective reality is collapsing tho, here check this out