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[Magic Carpet]

At some point in our evolution, we took a wrong turn...

Evolutionary Cul-de-sac.

 

[Markio128]

Are they coming to Footpass?

 

[R6Rider]

Somebody was paid to design these.

 

[BigBeauford]

Image waking up from a coma in 2025 and being told Xbox sold more shoes than consoles that year.

 

[skyfinch]

Let me guess, this will be ported over to Playstaytion 5?

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Somebody was paid to design these.

This bitch right here

 

[KenaiPhoenix]

The worse is that this is probably the only good thing they are cooking at Xbox

 

[The_hunter]

Sorry babe, the Xbox crocs stay on

 

[Deerock71]

Xbox One Croc

 

[Mr Moose]

I don't hate them.

Retail

$85

 

[ReBurn]

Wearing those should license anyone who sees you to punch you in the face.

 

[TVexperto]

 

[m14]

These are incredible. Xbox has always been by far the most fashion forward gaming brand. It's just synonymous with cool.

 

[Deyjandi_Von]

Gay Anywhere.

 

[Kadve]

Finaly. The successor to the Gameboy Platform Shoes!

Helen Red Richards | virtualshoemuseum.com

virtualshoemuseum.com

 

[baphomet]

Perfect for those who never want the chance of getting laid ever again.

 

[adamsapple]

Finaly. The successor to the Gameboy Platform Shoes!

Helen Red Richards | virtualshoemuseum.com

virtualshoemuseum.com

Holy shit that's a legit murder weapon.

 

[Xaeroxcore666]

WTF? Hahahahaa

 

[kungfuian]

Tried to upload a pic of similar x-box underwear but apparently Imgur is not usable? Maybe someone else can do a mock up.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

Crocs are only worn by beggars or farmers.

I use mine all the time they're great for the garden because they dry fast and never smell

They're super comfortable. I get why you see fat fucks walking around Walmart in them

I wear Ugg's though, I'll wear anything comfortable

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Gotta do something with the Xbox brand.

Xbox brand managers scraping up any idea to keep their jobs. That holy grail pass hoping it becomes a social media darling.

 

[Moses85]

Ugly meets stupid

 

[KungFucius]

This is disappointing, my kids just got new crocs the other day.

 

[genesisblock]

Wait. This is real and not some AI slop marketing?

 

[Pedro Motta]

 

[Mattyp]

Yeah, I'm going to need a pair of those.

 

[Sorcerer]

If the sticks are not hall effect or tmr then no buy!!!

 

[EverydayBeast]

M$ is consistent

 

[TrebleShot]

A pair of well worn in crocs are so much better than anything else you can wear and im tired of pretending its not.

 

[Sybrix]

 

[mitch1971]

so, this is how you defeat TikTok?

 

[AJUMP23]

They are already gone from the website and the website links you to resellers..... What garbage is this.

 

[winjer]

I swear Sony has infiltrated Microsoft and is making them do all these stupid things.

 

[BlackTron]

Image waking up from a coma in 2025 and being told Xbox sold more shoes than consoles that year.

Can you put me back?

 

[BlackTron]

I swear Sony has infiltrated Microsoft and is making them do all these stupid things.

Microsoft retaliates by sending Jar Jar in disguise, who ends up just accidentally succeeding at everything

 

[Mayar]

I swear Sony has infiltrated Microsoft and is making them do all these stupid things.

Everything is much simpler, while Ass of Can Whooping is working, adamsapple apparently took a vacation, as a result of which there was a diversion that no one expected.
There are suspicions that LectureMaster played a significant role in distracting adamsapple from work.

 

[AJUMP23]

They are back in stock and I got a pair for my son.

https://t.co/CMdFMPkb9S

 

[RCX]

Microsoft corpos are just like us!

I wish to consume this product and am excited for next product.

 

[Alebrije]

Meh , You can run just at 30 fps with them, Will wait for they premium ones...

 

[nordique]

When Microsoft said everything is an Xbox, I did not expect them to take it this literally


incoming Calvin Kelin underwear collaboration next

 

[yogaflame]

I like Kirby so I'm more interested with this one

 

[NickFire]

Unabashed cringe. What a hustle,

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I wouldn't walk a bridge in those. Might end up drifting off of it.

 

[Walliwallipaloo]

So... not actually a joke? It's a joke, right? Right?

In this moment of decline... they have reached rock-bottom. And they have embraced it.

 

[CamHostage]

The future of vidoegames is footwear

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Sand Dan Glokta]

After Nvidia, MS to also announce Xbox no longer a gaming brand. The competition is now Gucci.

Xbucci

 

[Sand Dan Glokta]

Crocs and Uggs slippers are fucking vile. Make it stop. Mfers are wearing both those shits outside in the New York winter.

Lol I've been exposed. I love my crocs. I have 3 pairs. One for home, one for outdoors and one specifically kept at work that I slip into in certain areas of the building where outdoors shoes aren't allowed.