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British tabloid: Spiders plotting to kill us all, become smarter, bigger than humans
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Fake.
It's not real. Though it might as well be.
I should have read the spider article first as it makes that pretty obvious ( ◜◡◝ )
TheVampire
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I'd shoot it with an airsoft gun.
Maybe get a friend and both shoot it at the same time.
Baki
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yeah, this is dumb enough to be something the Daily Fail would print
Is that real. Wtf? Isn't that classified as hate speech? Posting something patently untrue and directing animosity towards a minority group?
LanceVance
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It's not real lol but the sad thing is I wouldn't put it past the daily fail to print something like that
SquiddyCracker
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uhhhhhhh........ mmmmmh........
sixteen-bit
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EDF is real
As over exaggerated as that article is, a lot of it is true. I could count on one hand the amount of times I've spotted a spider in my house prior to this year. I would need a fair few pair of hands for the count this year alone. And all of them were damn near the size of my hand.
Oh and as for they're getting smarter, one seemed to play dead on the floor and when I went to get something to pick it up it was gone :L
phatmike128
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Was walking past the news stand the other day and did a double take on this headline, had to take a photo of it 
Sho_Nuff82
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If you don't like Spiders, don't watch the movie Enemy with Jake Gyllenhal.
evilromero
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Blame the bible for discriminating against all non-human earth life. Also, see 'evil.'
ReturnOfTheRAT
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That series of pics are NASTY.
And this is why US has the right to bear arms. Fuck Muslim Giant Ebola Carrying Spiders.
Are germans wasps then?
FUCK ME
Okay well.. yeah.. it's gonna take me a long time to forget seeing this one.
The Cowboy
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Caught this one a few weeks ago while in ASDA's on the front page (i think it was this one).
Monstrous spider alert: Green-fanged poisonous beasties surround British home.
http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/24/monst...onous-beasties-surround-british-home-4880089/
The stars front page on it.
We're all doomed in the UK, the spiders are taking over and we don't have enough yellow pages to cope.
Monstrous spider alert: Green-fanged poisonous beasties surround British home.
http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/24/monst...onous-beasties-surround-british-home-4880089/
The stars front page on it.
We're all doomed in the UK, the spiders are taking over and we don't have enough yellow pages to cope.
Blargonaut
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hnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
could it be
MY STARSHIP TROOPERS VALHALLA-UTOPIA DREAM IS SLOWLY BIRTHING?!
GLOBAL BUG-HUNTING MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!?
HUMANITY UNITED?!
CENTURIES OF GRITTY INSECT COMBAT!?
LAMENTATIONS?!
CAMARADERIE!?
BRING IT YOU CRUNCHIES BRING IT
could it be
MY STARSHIP TROOPERS VALHALLA-UTOPIA DREAM IS SLOWLY BIRTHING?!
GLOBAL BUG-HUNTING MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!?
HUMANITY UNITED?!
CENTURIES OF GRITTY INSECT COMBAT!?
LAMENTATIONS?!
CAMARADERIE!?
BRING IT YOU CRUNCHIES BRING IT
phatmike128
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Killer spiders have reached critical mass and waving their way into British soap storyline apparently! Haha
http://darkodev.deviantart.com/art/Grandpa-spider-299789160
Guy did a "what if" model of Peter Parker as an old man. Idea being that the spider side eventually took over.
Was for a short film.
D
Deleted member 13876
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That last sentence is very self-congratulatory. We did it guys, spiders are mainstream!
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