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[Sephzilla]

WWE Presents WWE Fast Lane on the WWE Network is right around the corner and here's a quick preview of the only thing from the show that will matter.

Daniel Bryan vs Roman Reigns - Winner goes on to face the reigning defending undisputed God King WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar
The finale of the go-home Raw for WWE Fast Lane was actually pretty good and made me interested in this match. They finally found a style for Roman that works, which is being a silent and slightly arrogant badass - aka what he was doing with The Shield. Daniel Bryan meanwhile got to dip into his World Heavyweight Champion-era self and take a shit on Roman Reigns' Raw match by getting crowds to do YES chants seemingly at will. The show ended with Roman and Bryan brawling everywhere, leading everyone to declare...

Outside of Daniel Bryan vs Roman Reigns, everything about it looks like a glorified episode of Monday Night Raw. I mean, c'mon, the second most hyped part of the show is a promo segment between HHH and Sting to set up their eventual match at a different more important pay per view. They're going to build it up as a WWE vs WCW type battle I'm guessing, which is fine and all but it's practically the thing a lot of fans wanted Undertaker vs Sting to be. At least Hunter got to dust off his shovel a little bit and bury an entire wrestling promotion by saying that Sting disappeared for over a decade after WCW's collapse instead of acknowledging his TNA career. On that note, the search continues for former WWE superstars Kurt Angle and Jeff Hardy.

Oh, Cena is going to fight Rusev for a title that hasn't mattered to Cena since the last time Big Show was relevant. Rusev is awesome and all, but nobody is going to care about this match because it's just another table-setter match for a bigger WrestleMania showdown.

Meanwhile, you all should be watching NXT because it continues to be a better product than WWE in every way. Hideo Itami seems like he's on the brink of going Super Saiyan every match. THE BOSS is now our NXT Women's Champion. Finn Balor is the most overpowered character in professional wrestling, and the last NXT special ended with a title changing hands due to a Mortal Kombat Brutality. NXT keeps delivering entire shows of entertaining television while WWE struggles to find a good segment of entertainment. While I haven't watched it myself yet, I'd also recommend you tune in and watch Lucha Underground because I've heard nothing but positives about it.

Speaking of NXT, let us take a moment to pay honor to the 2015 Avatar Rumble winner Tyler Breeze. You have saved this community from the uggos. We are all gorgeous.

February OT1 Wall of Shame

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Horrible title, but I appreciate the attempt. Welcome to the second half of Febby Wary!

 

[Khrysler Jerikho]

Didn't the Jak and Daxter people did The Order?

 

[Kaladin]

Dammit, I made the Wall of Shame again.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm happy that I continue to not be on the Wall of Shame.

 

[jmdajr]

Oh we're over here now?

Fuck the N64 and it's stupid ass controller.

 

[Kaladin]

I haven't watched Raw yet, but I just saw a clip of a potentially newly reunited Prime Time Players making The Ascension look like jabronis.

Really? Come on WWE, make The Ascension look believable and not like a couple of goofs.

 

[Serpentine]

finally we can end all this ridiculous old video game talk

I haven't watched Raw yet, but I just saw a clip of a potentially newly reunited Prime Time Players making The Ascension look like jabronis.

Really? Come on WWE, make The Ascension look believable and not like a couple of goofs.

I don't think there's a booker alive who could make those dudes not look like goofs

PTP >Ascension anyway

 

[Sephzilla]

I haven't watched Raw yet, but I just saw a clip of a potentially newly reunited Prime Time Players making The Ascension look like jabronis.

Really? Come on WWE, make The Ascension look believable and not like a couple of goofs.

But they look like a couple of goofs

 

[Heroman]

Super mario 64 is the worst mario game.

 

[Anth0ny]

Super mario 64 is the worst mario game.

pretty sure mario sunshine is a mario game

 

[Nocturnowl]

Maybe I'll actually post about wrasslin' now.

Didn't the Jak and Daxter people did The Order?

Ready at Dawn did The Order, I think they handled the PSP God of War titles?
J&D is Naughty Dog's territory and home to their greatest failure in Jak 2 which denies the term Naughty Gods from ever being applicable.

Oh also how about that Kane in 2015 guys?

 

[Professor Beef]

pretty sure mario sunshine is a mario game

Can I throw New Super Luigi in there too?

 

[jmdajr]

Super mario 64 is the worst mario game.

Mario 64 was the first game I had for the original fat DS system. I wondered what all the big deal was about. It certainly wasn't very fun.

 

[Kaladin]

But they look like a couple of goofs

In NXT, at least they can polish up a turd and make it look nice and threatening.

On the main roster though, it's like they took one look at these guys and said nope, we're not even trying.

 

[slightconfuse]

Jak 2 was neat.

But sly > ratchet> jak

 

[Sephzilla]

In NXT, at least they can polish up a turd and make it look nice and threatening.

On the main roster though, it's like they took one look at these guys and said nope, we're not even trying.

Yeah, even though I'm not fans of them I feel kind of bad for The Ascension. They honestly havent gotten a fair shot since getting called up.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Can I throw New Super Luigi in there too?

That's only because you have to take things slow like an old geezer and are scared by the time limit.

Jak 2 was neat.

 

[Pavaloo]

BULL

 

[bean breath]

A casual gaffer browsing the off-topic community forum will have no clue what this thread is about based on that title.

 

[bitesnintendog]

Super Mario Sunshine is a great 3D platformer. Does it live up to the Mario name? Probably not, but it's in no way bad.

 

[RP912]

Sonic All stars Transformed>>>Mario Kart

 

[Pavaloo]

I just got caught up on this Peter Molyneux stuff - man, gamers are the fucking worst.

Who would ever want to be a developer/designer?

 

[Plywood]

A casual gaffer browsing the off-topic community forum will have no clue what this thread is about based on that title.

Honestly, we're going to lose subscribers as a result.

 

[jmdajr]

Sunshine sucks too.

I don't have anything bad to say about Mario Galaxy though, except even that needed a dumb ass controller to play with.

 

[Data West]

Honestly, we're going to lose subscribers as a result.

We lost subscribers the second we let people like Breeze and Marchie Archie into the avatar rumble.

 

[Sephzilla]

A casual gaffer browsing the off-topic community forum will have no clue what this thread is about based on that title.

Honestly, we're going to lose subscribers as a result.

Subscribers to WrassleGAF are clearly on the up. February made it to OT2 despite stro being future endevoured and poisoning the well with his January OT2 title.

 

[Professor Beef]

That's only because you have to take things slow like an old geezer and are scared by the time limit.

Nah, the time limit wasn't imposing. But the game itself felt like a huge gimmick. A bad romhack of an already mediocre platformer, if I can be honest. It was the Sin Cara Blue to Sin Cara Black, to put it in wrestling terms.

 

[Kaladin]

A casual gaffer browsing the off-topic community forum will have no clue what this thread is about based on that title.

Most community OTs are that way.

Although, I would have had a better title.

 

[Heroman]

Mario 64 was the first game I had for the original fat DS system. I wondered what all the big deal was about. It certainly wasn't very fun.

It was great game for it era , but when i played it felt like a old game.

 

[lovely ladies]

I didn't really play any of the Sony mascot games in depth maybe besides Crash 1. I thought they were all kind of second rate.

 

[kiguel182]

Super mario 64 is the worst mario game.

If that's true it just shows how amazing Mario games are because Mario 64 is fucking great.

 

[Anth0ny]

Mario 64 was the first game I had for the original fat DS system. I wondered what all the big deal was about. It certainly wasn't very fun.

oh god

the ds version is complete garbage. you can't control a 3d game with a d-pad and fucking run button.

play the real mario 64 on an n64 or wii virtual console

it's pretty good

 

[Sephzilla]

Although, I would have had a better title.

 

[jmdajr]

I think I rather play Symphony of the Night over the entire N64 library.

 

[bean breath]

Most community OTs are that way.

Although, I would have had a better title.

Your title would've been something like:

February Wrasslin' |OT2| Bryan vs Reigns for a shot at Lesnar at 'Mania

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Mario 64 DS also had that tedious character swapping and weird textures on the characters instead of flat shading, wtf!!!!

 

[Nocturnowl]

Nah, the time limit wasn't imposing. But the game itself felt like a huge gimmick. A bad romhack of an already mediocre platformer, if I can be honest. It was the Sin Cara Blue to Sin Cara Black, to put it in wrestling terms.

Oh you wound me Beef, NSMBU is the good stuff once you get past its blando aesthetics, if only it wasn't derivative of 3 previous similar games but oh well.
The idea of NSLU is sound but the fact that it left the unchanged boss battles and dilly dallying between stages kind of wrecks the pacing of what should be a fast and constant platformer, the gimmick was sound, the execution was off.
Like Sin Cara in general I guess.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

I think I rather play Symphony of the Night over the entire N64 library.

And DAT'S....DA TROOF

 

[Anth0ny]

eh, I consider NSLU just NSMBU DLC, not its own stand alone game. in that context, I had fun with it.

 

[TraBuch]

"This match is now a Judy Bagwell on a forklift match!"

Oh my god, how have I never seen this before?

 

[Sephzilla]

I'd consider Super Mario 3D World the best 3D Mario game if it didn't take 8 worlds in order to get to the actually challenging levels.

 

[Data West]

Fuck Castlevania, friends.

 

[Kaladin]

Your title would've been something like:

February Wrasslin' |OT2| Bryan vs Reigns for a shot at Lesnar at 'Mania

February Wrasslin' |OT2| WWE tries (and fails) to book around the boos at Fast Lane

 

[Heroman]

Mario 64 was a game that for year I heard how good it was and it was the greatest game ever so when I got my wii in 2007 it was one of the games I wanted the most but I play64 after I played sunshine and Galaxy so it felt old and janky.

 

[slightconfuse]

Fuck Castlevania, friends.

Wat

 

[Data West]

Mario 64 was a game that for year I heard how good it was and it was the greatest game ever so when I got my wii in 2007 it was one of the games I wanted the most but I play64 after I played sunshine and Galaxy so it felt old and janky.

Funny, I have the opposite reaction. I loved Mario 64 whenever I played sunshine or galaxy I was confused as to why the newer version of Mario had less abilities and less platforming capability.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Symphony of the night falls into the same category I was saying about sonic adventure, this big fat weird over-designed game made by a team of talented people being super inspired.

More experience than fun game, but a lot less "you had to be there" than SA was.

 

[Cagey]

We lost subscribers the second we let people like Breeze and Marchie Archie into the avatar rumble.

Speaking of, when am I free to rid myself of this Breezatar.

 

[Anth0ny]

Mario 64 was a game that for year I heard how good it was and it was the greatest game ever so when I got my wii in 2007 it was one of the games I wanted the most but I play64 after I played sunshine and Galaxy so it felt old and janky.

it's actually the least old and janky feeling of all the mario games

mario controls like a god damn ninja in mario 64 once you get a hang of the controls

can't do that in galaxy