lol I get triggered just reading this. This is so on the money.
Reminds of the quest near the end that's like this:
Villager 1 - Old Man Thomas
"Hello there, traveler. I'm in a bit of a bind. I need to get a message to Mary, but I'm too old to make the trip myself. Could you help me? Mary lives just down the road. She'll know what to do next."
Villager 2 - Mary
"Oh, a message from Thomas, you say? Well, that's interesting. Could you do me a favor and take this to Henry? He should be at the market right now. He'll have more information for you."
Villager 3 - Henry
"Ah, Mary sent you? Wonderful. I actually need to get in touch with Sarah about this. She's usually at the riverbank around this time. Could you find her and let her know?"
Villager 4 - Sarah
"Henry sent you, did he? Of course, I expected as much. Please, could you relay a message to my brother, George? He's working at the blacksmith's shop. He'll be expecting you."
Villager 5 - George
"So, Sarah needs my help? Very well. But first, could you visit Claire at the bakery and tell her what's happening? She'll need to prepare something for us."
Villager 6 - Claire
"George sent you? I see. This is turning into quite the chain. Could you please inform Robert at the inn? He'll know what to do next."
Villager 7 - Robert
"A message from Claire, eh? Alright, this is getting interesting. Head over to Emily at the apothecary. She'll have the final piece of the puzzle."
Villager 8 - Emily
"Robert sent you? Excellent. Now, could you deliver this to Martin at the stables? He'll be waiting for you."
Villager 9 - Martin
"Emily sent you? Right, right. The last step. Could you please inform Lucy at the watchtower? She needs to know about this immediately."
Villager 10 - Lucy
"Martin sent you with this news? I see. Thank you. Now, I need you to go back and inform each person that their part is done. Start with Martin again and work your way back to Old Man Thomas."
Villager 1 - Old Man Thomas
"Ah, you've returned and everything is settled. Thank you for your patience and diligence, traveler. Here's a little something for your troubles. It may not be much, but you've certainly earned it."
Supreme bore building!