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Central Japan mayor to quit after 99 confirmed sexual harassment incidents - The Mainichi

GINAN, Gifu -- The mayor of this central Japan town on Feb. 28 announced his intention to resign after an investigative committee confirmed he had sex

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saw this at the other place (they banned poor Mike who posted it for 2 weeks thou. no fun allow), figured I'll raise some eyebrows here with it.

edit: can a mod correct my typo of mayor in the title please?

 

[Hrk69]

The other place?

 

[Mikado]

(they banned poor Mike who posted it for 2 weeks thou. no fun allow)

I never thought I'd agree with one of their moderation actions, but now here we are...

 

[German Hops]

I damn near had a heart attack.
Thanks OP

 

[Dr.Morris79]

That's Hideous.

 

[Jaybe]

 

[Kilau]

The mayor often asked female staff if they wanted to see his Solid Snake.

Source

 

[Sleepwalker]

Remember when Kojima was being blamed for some terrorist attack? This guy has the worst luck

 

[LordCBH]

 

[March Climber]

I suspect it’s why the thread was made. If this guy’s name wasn’t what it was, I doubt we would have even seen this thread.

 

[Robot Carnival]

Remember when Kojima was being blamed for some terrorist attack? This guy has the worst luck

yeah, it was some French politician

 

[killatopak]

 

[22:22:22]

No stealth in his game

(Don't ban me)

 

[BossLackey]

GODDAMNIT OP

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[LordCBH]

Nothing can make me feel ashamed of my words and deeds….and search history.

 

[AJUMP23]

major of Gifu​

Girls in Fun Underwear is what he thought the name meant.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I suspect it’s why the thread was made. If this guy’s name wasn’t what it was, I doubt we would have even seen this thread.

OP right now:

 

[SJRB]

"Our" Hideo Kojima's reaction:

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Youuuu son of a bitch.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

ROFL, that first read.

I thought Kojima had 100+ sexual assaults.


Trafficking director - Hideo Kojima
The Penis - Hideo Kojima
Etc

 

[Kurotri]

You almost gave me a fucking heart attack

 

[Grildon Tundy]

You got me good, OP.

I had the same reaction reading the title as when I learned about the Vince McMahon allegations. The instant feeling of knowing you'll never see someone the same way again.

 

[Represent.]

lmao

 

[GHG]

Me upon actually reading the thread:

 

[BaldingAshCrimson]

I hate you, you fucking asshole!

I got teary eyed.

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[DragoonKain]

Me contemplating my fandom even if it was the video game Kojima

 

[TheInfamousKira]

If your mom walks in, she's going to think it's a movie.


BUT IT'S NOT

 

[newtypepilot]

ROFL, that first read.

I thought Kojima had 100+ sexual assaults.


Trafficking director - Hideo Kojima
The Penis - Hideo Kojima
Etc

A HIDEO KOJIMA HARASSMENT

Assaulted by HIDEO KOJIMA
Sext written by HIDEO JOJIMA
Dick pics created by HIDEO KOJIMA

 

[KrakenIPA]

Whichever Kojima had to step down, 99+ incidents of sexual harassment makes it sound like an alcohol fueled week of groping and licking multiple innocent bystanders across multiple prefects, that ended with a failed suicide attempt using a 12 inch double dildo to end it all at the front desk of a local Planetarium.

 

[Mexen]

I never thought I'd agree with one of their moderation actions, but now here we are...

but now here we era…*

Fixed.

 

[Bojji]

 

[Unknown Soldier]

A Mayor to surpass Metal Gear

 

[Blade2.0]

Nothing can make me feel ashamed of my words and deeds….and search history.

Quiet rule 34

 

[Nonehxc]

Hideo Kojima, major of Waifu.

...

I'll see myself out

 

[Mexen]

Quiet rule 34

Vanilla Quiet is already R34.

 

[KrakenIPA]

Vanilla Quiet is already R34.

Mexen like Strawberry Loud Mission 69

 

[Coconutt]

HIDEO KOJIMA!!!

 

[hyperbertha]

It all makes sense now. Including death stranding.

 

[yet_another_alt]

I remember one of the crackpot theories spawned by that tweet was that Chico is Quiet and people were posting this to back up their claims.

 

[Shubh_C63]

Doesn't make any sense.

Why not go for 100! and go out as a legend ???

 

[Saiyu]

 

[FoxMcChief]

Master Class in trolling.