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How do fat people do body workouts?

I'll triple down on swimming. If you haven't done a lot of exercise and are overweight then look for low impact exercises as you can put a lot of strain on your joints.

What's key for me is to put money into the whole exercise experience, as it motivates me. For example, I pay for a gym membership. If I go 'when I feel like it' then I'll never go, because I'm super lazy. But I force myself to go to the gym four times a week, because any less than that and I feel like I'm flushing money down the toilet by paying for a service I don't use. If you're cheap like me or at least mind your money then committing cash to fitness can help as a motivator.

I always have trouble going to the gym. During my busy season I can barely even eat. When I'm off season, my wife just can't bear the sight of me going out for an hour or 2 for myself because she just sucks at playing with our daughter.
 
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The fats who get into shape have a ton of muscle under there built up from having to support their frame. You're doing a full body workout just by being mobile, including walking.

I hiked mountains with a 30lb pack and found newfound respect for guys who weigh 100lbs more than me.
 
I don't know, how do fat people do workouts?

Oh, sorry, thought you was telling a joke

I thought you'd say something like:
By working it out that you shouldn't eat constantly

Seriously though, a little more day by day, just walking, even not too far at first, is a good start, swimming also, but a lot of it is obviously down to diet
 
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The fats who get into shape have a ton of muscle under there built up from having to support their frame. You're doing a full body workout just by being mobile, including walking.

I hiked mountains with a 30lb pack and found newfound respect for guys who weigh 100lbs more than me.

What do you use for hiking with a 30lb pack? You have a weighted vest?
 
Little by little, start with something easier and you'll gain the strength and lose weight along the way. As you progress you'll be able to do harder exercises, pure progress each day, it should even be fun. Keep pushing yourself, go from little piggy to wild beast 🔥
 
I am motivated just need to find incremental ways to incorporate workouts
Just an idea, but when I use the restroom, it's followed by drinking a glass of water, then doing one set of an exercise. It's Tuesday, so that's pullup day for me. Each day has a designated exercise, and I do that movement until muscle failure for every set. Pee, drink water, exercise. Repeat daily.

It's how I integrated working out into my daily routine with minimal impact. Everything is broken up into bite-size chunks. Rest periods between sets is me carrying on with my life as per normal.

Good luck on your fitness journey. There are endless paths, but the more important part is consistency. Whatever you do, do NOT stop moving.
 
I always did full body workout even when I was fat, that's not a criteria

Sir picking up the last Cheeto from underneath the couch after it dropped on the floor does not count as a full body workout no matter how difficult the manoeuvre might be.
 
Sir picking up the last Cheeto from underneath the couch after it dropped on the floor does not count as a full body workout no matter how difficult the manoeuvre might be.
Eww bacterias.

When I was 255lbs, I could spend up to 4 hours at the gym.

Heck I even did 5k sit-ups during the covid lockdown.
 
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Married! Just want to look good! Thanks for sending!

Bros I just did assisted pushups this morning. Broke a bit of a sweat and enjoyed it. I am motivated just need to find incremental ways to incorporate workouts

You're over complicating things, noobie. The standard push up is the most overrated workout there is. The movie montage and basic gym class universal symbol for "getting fit." The Olive Garden of workouts. It's something someone who doesn't work out will tell you to do. Not to mention at your size, push-ups are actually a brutal, high-injury movement, while the squat-curl-press is the safer and more effective.

The squat-curl-press is highly efficient, full-body compound movement that engages major muscle groups like your glutes, quads, biceps, and shoulders. It elevates your heart rate and provides both strength conditioning and an energy expenditure between 8 to 11 calories per minute of effort. You're pack maximum work into a short window. You need to do 4-5 pushups to hit the same burn as 1 squad-curl-press rep.

Total Body Engagement: You work your largest muscle groups (the legs/glutes) and several upper-body muscle groups simultaneously.
Heart Rate Spike: Moving from a lower-body squat to an overhead press forces your cardiovascular system to work hard.
The Afterburn Effect: High-intensity compound movements triggers EPOC (Excess Post-exercise Oxygen Consumption), meaning your body continues to burn calories after the workout as it recovers.

You can start doing 5 sets which is about 10-15 minutes with some 15-20lb dumb bells.

Since you're married, you can get a side chick.
 
Honestly, at this point OP, you will get more benefit from using the time to meal prep, sort our calories etc. and take that forward. Then when you progress with the fat loss it will make the diet management much easier.

Adding light exercise like walking for now, a treadmill or walking borad would be good. Calisthenics is body weight. You're not going to lifting this body weight when you get to your ideal weight, so its going to be well beyond you. I'd shift to weighted cardio to burn more calories.

You might have a fighting gym or boxing gym near you. They usually have classes you can do (or training sessions) without fighting.

If your ultimate goal is getting thinner, I'd 100% focus on your diet, eating etc first. You can probably lose in the region of 20kg if you are really overweight without over compensating. I would lose 10-12kg and supplement with light cardio for general fitness, then when you're a bit lighter look at your programme. Trying to introduce hard weights now is gonna want you to fuel more naturally which is contrary to reducing your kc
 
When i was obese i did a lot of cardio combined with the lifting, but the best thing to do in hindsight is to just weight lift and very little cardio and stay with a very little caloric deficit but high on protein, you have to aim for a body recomp, hard when you are experienced, much easier when you never lifted in your life.

You are gonna lose weight on the scale slowly compared to killing yourself with cardio (i lost 40 kg in 2 months), but you are gonna look much better in the mirror because you are actually putting muscles, and beginners put muscles up super fast unless you have the worst genetic ever.

Dont be scared to be on a slight caloric deficit and definitely dont be scared of high proteins diet if you drink enough water and train regularly, proteins have so many advantages compared to other macronutrients for a recomp\diet.

Staying too low on calories can make you sleepy, dizzy, unwilling to go to the gym and can slow down your metabolism to a crawl.
 
Just keep plugging at it. But the easiest way to start building up strength and endurance is swimming. Plus that's easier on your knees.
This. Use water as resistance and go hit the pool. Find a friend to stick with you and make it a habit. 90 days is all it takes to make it a habit if I remember right. You got this man. Slow and steady. Don't try to Rocky Balboa it. Take it a day at a time.
 
This. Use water as resistance and go hit the pool. Find a friend to stick with you and make it a habit. 90 days is all it takes to make it a habit if I remember right. You got this man. Slow and steady. Don't try to Rocky Balboa it. Take it a day at a time.
He needs music
 
When i was obese i did a lot of cardio combined with the lifting, but the best thing to do in hindsight is to just weight lift and very little cardio and stay with a very little caloric deficit but high on protein, you have to aim for a body recomp, hard when you are experienced, much easier when you never lifted in your life.

You are gonna lose weight on the scale slowly compared to killing yourself with cardio (i lost 40 kg in 2 months), but you are gonna look much better in the mirror because you are actually putting muscles, and beginners put muscles up super fast unless you have the worst genetic ever.

Dont be scared to be on a slight caloric deficit and definitely dont be scared of high proteins diet if you drink enough water and train regularly, proteins have so many advantages compared to other macronutrients for a recomp\diet.

Staying too low on calories can make you sleepy, dizzy, unwilling to go to the gym and can slow down your metabolism to a crawl.

People make weight loss and getting fit more complicated than it needs to be with a lot of misconceptions. Like women asking me about tips and I tell them to lift weights and they look at you like you're crazy. They literally think they'll turn into Chyna. That's why the cardio section is full of women. 😂
 
I've done cardio consistently for decades. But I cannot find the motivation to do strength exercises. Even when we'd do it as supplementary workouts for track & field back in school, I hated it.

How do you guys motivate yourselves? Cardio is easy because if I DON'T do it, my mind goes nuts with anxiety, and I feel great after. Plus it's kept me under 200lbs (I'm 6'1") for all but a short time in my life.

Can't seem to find the same motivation for building muscle.
 
Lock yourself out of your house for 3 days. Give your neighbor the keys and tell them to let you in at a specified date and time.

Go inside and gorge.

Repeat until you've lost the desired amount of weight.
 
Hey brother. I'll give you a quick rundown of what I used to use for my bigger body Marines and make it start from the basics of a gentleman that just joined and has never worked out and needed to lose weight to ship off.

Every morning wake up about 0430, get your body moving with some stretches as your waking yourself up and putting your gear on to walk/run.

First week, every morning walk as far as you can or around 3 miles, at a quicker walk than you use during your daily routine. Every mile, stop do as many squats as possible and than a forearm plank holding as long as you can.

Towards the end of the week, start incorporating jogging into the mix, as the following week, you will change into a job and go as far as you can, while resting do squats, after 1 minute of squats and rest, jog as far you can and repeat until you hit 3 miles, finishing with a forearm plank.

Get your body going as early as you can and juice it up with the walking, jogging, and exercises in between. Once you have the forearm plank down after two weeks, incorporate the forearm plank into the dolphin and hold and back to the forearm.

Keep adding more distance through the first three weeks and keep doing more squats and longer planks than before.

When you get home, kill a few eggs, eat some kiwi and each night try to get a ton of protein with chicken and veggies like broccoli to replenish the ole body.

If you do the first three weeks and during the second week, you want to move further, just hit me up and we can talk about what you want to accomplish and do, brother. Then we start putting in free weights.l

Good luck on your journey, take it one day and one hour at a time, each time you come up against urges, fight them like your fighting for your existence and keep pushing through every wall.

You got this man.
 
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I've done cardio consistently for decades. But I cannot find the motivation to do strength exercises. Even when we'd do it as supplementary workouts for track & field back in school, I hated it.

How do you guys motivate yourselves? Cardio is easy because if I DON'T do it, my mind goes nuts with anxiety, and I feel great after. Plus it's kept me under 200lbs (I'm 6'1") for all but a short time in my life.

Can't seem to find the same motivation for building muscle.
Do you have a gym membership?
 
People make weight loss and getting fit more complicated than it needs to be with a lot of misconceptions. Like women asking me about tips and I tell them to lift weights and they look at you like you're crazy. They literally think they'll turn into Chyna. That's why the cardio section is full of women. 😂
If only putting muscles was just as easy as women think we all be buffed :lollipop_grinning_sweat:
 
ay bro you aint never known shame than snapping the pullup bar in a packed gym like this fat nigga lmfao


Awkward The Simpsons GIF



walked in that bitch like this and right back out after that
 
Push-ups would come far later. When I was very overweight, the best stuff I could do was swim, small free weights and the weight machines. Power walking will be good for cardio at first. Don't crush your knees and ankles trying to run. Do that after the weight is gone. Gonna probably be a while before you can do a push-up. Find a YMCA with a pool and do laps every night and that stuff will go pretty fast.
 
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Some good advice ITT. Make sure to find something that sticks. Once you have a routine, things will become easier and don't be too hard on yourself. Trust the process.
 
Try not to overthink it, Eat less shit eat more lean protein and veg drink plenty of water.

Exercise wise I'd honestly just start walking until you're ready to swim.

It's all about consistency!!! Constantly eat well and do an hour of exercise a day and the weight will fly off, Don't underestimate how much weight you can lose from a brisk walk.
 
Honestly it's all about dieting. Lower your daily calorie intake, cut out all sugary drinks, snacks, unhealthy foods (I realize this is easier said then done), and drink a lot of water. Buy a food scale and download a calorie counting app, speak with a dietician if you have the means so they can guide you.

Start walking everyday, or every other day if you find yourself getting exhausted. Nothing wrong with taking a day off here and there as your body gets used to the new routine. I'd start with maybe a mile a day and work your way up, or go for longer and see how your body responds. If you're severely overweight you might be shocked how quickly the weight will start coming off. The hard part really is just getting into the habit of exercising, but if you can overcome this and start seeing the results it quickly becomes addicting. Eventually you'll start lifting weights/machines and build muscle while losing the weight, or you can immediately start doing this but I'd recommend not overdoing it at the start and possibly injuring yourself which will kill your enthusiasm. Whenever you do though, eat lots of protein and enjoy the "newbie gains".

Having a smart watch for tracking your health also isn't a bad idea, you'll start seeing improvements and it encourages you to keep going.
 
65% of the effort is on the food department, 45% is on the exercise. Constancy and adherence is the key.

Calisthenics is a difficult discipline for those who are obese. Plus Cali has a known deficiency for lower members on the long run. Try it on a second moment.

I would go with hidrogymnastic (if possible) or walking as cardio, just to build some resistance and to not overstress your joints. (Begin with 30 minutes light intensity per day for 15-30 days then increase it. Later you can switch for what you really like but Video game isn't cardio :).

Hit the gym with supervision for some weightlifting. You are fat, you already have an advantage here because you already carry you body mass. Plus find the right gym for you.

On the food department.
Begin by dropping the Cheetos and the non zero coke now (I know you and you can still have your zero coke)

Eat at the right times. (Breakfast, small healthy snack, lunch, small snack, dinner)
Search for low calories, high fiber and protein snacks, you will discover that you can eat a lot of good things.
Gelatin and fruits are your friends for desserts.

Have a water bottle with you all the time.
You hungry out of one of the big meals I described? Drink water. Then if you are hungry again, use to your "snack pass" on something.

During the large 3 meals, go for bigger portion of lean meat cuts and try to reduce on carbs and sugar.
Find some vegetables that you like and fill your plate with it instead of carbs.

Learn how to cook and the air fryer is your friend.

You're having problems here? Or you you are very good with what I told you? Go for a Nutritionist.

This will make a difference in the long run and it will make the nutritionist work easy for both of you. Dieting imho is 50% about eating right and 50% adherence.

At the first appointment, the nutritionist will give you a very healthy but generic diet. The idea is to see what you like and dislike, and how well you stick with it in order to tailor a diet specifically for you. When you understand that and you arrive there with the right mindset, things will be way easier.
 
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65% of the effort is on the food department, 45% is on the exercise. Constancy and adherence is the key.

Calisthenics is a difficult discipline for those who are obese. Plus Cali has a known deficiency for lower members on the long run. Try it on a second moment.

I would go with hidrogymnastic (if possible) or walking as cardio, just to build some resistance and to not overstress your joints. (Begin with 30 minutes light intensity per day for 15-30 days then increase it. Later you can switch for what you really like but Video game isn't cardio :).

Hit the gym with supervision for some weightlifting. You are fat, you already have an advantage here because you already carry you body mass. Plus find the right gym for you.

On the food department.
Begin by dropping the Cheetos and the non zero coke now (I know you and you can still have your zero coke)

Eat at the right times. (Breakfast, small healthy snack, lunch, small snack, dinner)
Search for low calories, high fiber and protein snacks, you will discover that you can eat a lot of good things.
Gelatin and fruits are your friends for desserts.

Have a water bottle with you all the time.
You hungry out of one of the big meals I described? Drain water. Then if you are hungry again, use to your "snack pass" on something.

During the large 3 meals, go for bigger portion of lean meat cuts and try to reduce on carbs and sugar.
Find some vegetables that you like and fill your plate with it instead of carbs.

Learn how to cook and the air fryer is your friend.

You're having problems here? Or you you are very good with what I told you? Go for a Nutritionist.

This will make a difference in the long run and it will make the nutritionist work easy for both of you. Dieting imho is 50% about eating right and 50% adherence.

At the first appointment, the nutritionist will give you a very healthy but generic diet. The idea is to see what you like and dislike, and how well you stick with it in order to tailor a diet specifically for you. When you understand that and you arrive there with the right mindset, things will be way easier.

I know you mean well but, most of that is pretty much bumfluff / broscience
all you gotta do is eat less food and move more to burn than you ate in a day.

I just saved you $$$$'s on fads, diets, plans, messing around. Just count your calories and dont eat too much. It dont matter if you eating mcdonalds fries or veggies, just dont eat over your daily burn rate
 
It dont matter if you eating mcdonalds fries or veggies, just dont eat over your daily burn rate
Nah. If the goal is to strictly shed pounds, then yes, caloric deficit is all that matters. If the goal is to lose weight, workout, and become a healthier person, then what you eat is just as important. Consuming 2000 calories worth of burgers and fries from McDonalds is going to have a very different nutritional profile than 2000 calories of say, authentic Korean BBQ thanks to all the extensive side dishes. There's a reason why eating 4 oranges is better for you than drinking 8 ounces of pasteurized no-pulp orange juice.
 
I know you mean well but, most of that is pretty much bumfluff / broscience
all you gotta do is eat less food and move more to burn than you ate in a day.

I just saved you $$$$'s on fads, diets, plans, messing around. Just count your calories and dont eat too much. It dont matter if you eating mcdonalds fries or veggies, just dont eat over your daily burn rate

Caloric density isn't bro science. The idea isn't to lose weight day by day, it's to maintain that habit for months without starving yourself or developing compulsive habits that will ruin your calorie count in a way or another in the long run. Plus create some musculature so your basal increases.

And yes, it makes a difference because if you eat two full Big Macs per day, in the end of the day you'll be hungry (that ain't going to happen with 5 meals) and you're going to fish out a sweet treat to go with it and screw up your calorie count. Plus by the end of the month your metabolism will be completely messed up.
 
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Unsalted or salted nuts are a good snack right? I always try to grab these first but very little.
Sort of. They're good for you in moderation, but they're very caloric dense so it's very easy to overeat. It's one of those foods that requires active portion control. Plenty of people have gotten fat from eating too many, but I've never known anyone who got fat eating too much broccoli.
 
Sort of. They're good for you in moderation, but they're very caloric dense so it's very easy to overeat. It's one of those foods that requires active portion control. Plenty of people have gotten fat from eating too many, but I've never known anyone who got fat eating too much broccoli.
Yeah. Every fat person I know that eats nuts because they read they were "healthy snack" just gets fatter. People are generally fat because they over eat and can't control portions, so buying a packet of cashews thinking that it's gonna help you lose weight is just not going to work out.

OP need to be eating foods that have low calories per volume like carrots, broccoli, edemame are great too if you want protein.
 
Yeah. Every fat person I know that eats nuts because they read they were "healthy snack" just gets fatter. People are generally fat because they over eat and can't control portions, so buying a packet of cashews thinking that it's gonna help you lose weight is just not going to work out.

OP need to be eating foods that have low calories per volume like carrots, broccoli, edemame are great too if you want protein.
Edamame are extremely good, I actually put them into some of the stews I make so I'm not relying strictly on meat for pumping up the protein count. I buy them wholesale, frozen and already separated so they're always ready to go.

On the subject of volume, sometimes a picture puts it into perspective:

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Yeah. Every fat person I know that eats nuts because they read they were "healthy snack" just gets fatter. People are generally fat because they over eat and can't control portions, so buying a packet of cashews thinking that it's gonna help you lose weight is just not going to work out.

OP need to be eating foods that have low calories per volume like carrots, broccoli, edemame are great too if you want protein.

How do you guys eat carrots and broccoli? I definitely need to have them at least a bit seasoned.
 
How do you guys eat carrots and broccoli? I definitely need to have them at least a bit seasoned.
I usually put broccoli in stir fry. Carrots typically go into all the stews I make.

If I'm feeling lazy and need something paired with whatever I'm eating, I'll put a bunch of frozen vegetables like peas or green beans into a ceramic bowl, add a small amount of water, sprinkle some Sazon on top, and add a slim slice of butter. Cover the bowl with a small plate on top, and nuke in the microwave oven for 5 minutes. Stir/mix all contents in the bowl, then immediately serve.
 
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