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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Today, I was walking to a local soy store to grab my monthly shipment coming from Silicon Valley and I just felt this huge relief that I'm not in a relationship with a woman.

I can't fathom the pressure of trying to make sure she doesn't bang the first chad that she sees. As a man with a below than average penis, it's a scary and terrifying feeling to know that your dick game make your chances of becoming cucked by a big black man.

What are your thoughts, GAF?

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

Reverse psychology - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Lol at being hetero in 2020.

Good luck with that.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Lol at being hetero in 2020.

Good luck with that.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Relationships make me a crazy paranoid asshole. I just don’t know how to act. I also have a hard time pretending to care about other people shit.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Relationships make me a crazy paranoid asshole. I just don’t know how to act. I also have a hard time pretending to care about other people shit.

I'm already having a hard time trying to defeat Old King Allent; imagine trying to defeat the dick game of a bonafide Mandingo

 

[Cutty Flam]

C.H.A.D.

Crushing
Hymen
After
Dinner

C.H.A.D.

 

[teezzy]

I need me a Republican chick

 

[haxan7]

I wish I had it in me to create this level of an OP

 

[Vicetrailia]

Who cares as long as you can fuck.

 

[Foamy]

I'm not in a relationship with a woman.

Quelle surprise.

As a man with a below than average penis...

Another complete shocker.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I thought we had a minimun peen length of 7 inches as a GAF poster requirement?

 

[Halo is Back]

Self fulfilling prophecy. Bro, I have been mentally abused by my ex-fiancee for 3 years and cheated on with the last girl I was with who told me I was the greatest guy she ever met. Im not giving up just because I ran into shitty people. Live and learn. Never give up.

 

[King of Foxes]

Find someone who you is interested in your likes, or find a doormat with low self esteem.

Nothing else will work out in the long run.

 

[Halo is Back]

Incels don't get girls for a reason. It's not their looks, it's their personality and mind set.

 

[LokusAbriss]

Just dont give a fuck and dont get too invested. If your woman decides to cheat, away with her. You will be back to your sanity and your games.

And never get pressured into marriage, when risk seems too big.

Plus, always use protection. There are small sizes too, little soldier.

Woman are people like us guys too and there are many good ones out there. Just be smart and watch out for the crazy ones.