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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Now before you get the wrong idea, let me clarify by what I mean.

Over the past 12 months, I've noticed something strange about Papa when it comes to his perspectives on human sexuality. It seems he doesn't technically believe in the concept of a broad spectrum of possible sexual orientations.

Rather, he believes all sexual orientations exist on the same level field, for a lack of a better terms. In other words, he believes that the spectrum of human sexuality is homogenous.

This is why I believe that Papa is a homosexual.

 

[Mista]

Can't tell but definitely FuckEverythingSexual. So . don't be surprised if you heard from him that he fucked a wall

 

[Elektro Demon]

He might be. I dunno.

Can't tell but definitely FuckEverythingSexual. So . don't be surprised if you heard from him that he fucked a wall

Maybe he goes by that old saying, " a hole is a hole, even in the wall "

 

[Constant Flux]

Well, they say you are what you eat and I have it on good authority that he eats dick.

 

[LMJ]

Does he float in water?

I hear that's a surefire tell...

 

[nush]

This is why I believe that Papa Papa is a homosexual.

 

[Constant Flux]

Looking for a significant other or a possible one night stand, are we?

 

[Naibel]

Does GAF like Papa ? Is he welcome here ?

 

[Constant Flux]

Does GAF like Papa ? Is he welcome here ?

All the gays are welcome here at NeoGAF.

 

[nush]

Looking for a significant other or a possible one night stand, are we?

With Matt I'll take whatever is on offer.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Does GAF like Papa ? Is he welcome here ?

Well, to quote Evilore

The culture I’ve tried to foster here cares more about the content of your character and substance of your arguments rather than your immutable attributes or sexuality.

.

So yeah, gay people, like Papa , are welcome here

Spoiler

You know I'm joking brah

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

The poll result looks like a penis now:

 

[Elektro Demon]

The poll result looks like a penis now:

One of his testicles is bigger then the other.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

One of his testicles is bigger then the other.

Doesn't the left/right testicle naturally droop a little lower than its counterpart?

 

[Airola]

The poll result looks like a penis now:

Let's make it longer then to reflect Matt's hopes and dreams!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Let's make it longer then to reflect Matt's hopes and dreams!

Becareful what you say, he may just unfollow you!

 

[Werewolf Jones]

He ain't gay but $20 AUS dollars are $20 AUS dollars.

 

[Airola]

Doesn't the left/right testicle naturally droop a little lower than its counterpart?

Oh god, there might be cancer in his testicle

 

[Airola]

Becareful what you say, he may just unfollow you!

Maybe that's my hope and dream. It would show he really cares. It's one thing to follow as a joke, anyone can make jokes. But it's a different thing to post something that actually makes someone unfollow. That's a whole another level of attention and care that's involved there!

 

[slugbahr]

If it looks like a duck.
And it quacks like a duck....

...

Spoiler: 🤔🤔

Then it is almost definitely a Star Wars fanboy LARPing as an ancient Roman legionnaire eating a chocolate sundae while half asleep in a hammock on a chilly Sunday evening.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

If it looks like a duck.
And it quacks like a duck....

...

Spoiler: 🤔🤔

Then it is almost definitely a Star Wars fanboy LARPing as an ancient Roman legionnaire eating a chocolate sundae while half asleep in a hammock on a chilly Sunday evening.

 

[slugbahr]

What?
Do you need me to walk you through the logic??
It's pretty simple. Therefore, if you don't get it already, I doubt holding your hand would help.

I'm sure you have nice hands though.

 

[DESTROYA]

Dunno, maybe, who cares......he is Australian so take that for what it is.

 

[Richard Packer]

All his pet Koalas are males

 

[MetalAlien]

Definitely.

 

[belmarduk]

If he were, he wouldn't say because mentioning it at all is reducing yourself to only your sexual orientation, apparently.

 

[Phase]

Something something anime avatar

jk Papa I'm always surprised when people bring that up as I would consider your avatar the least "anime" out of the anime avatars out there. I mean it's no brap

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Matt transcends our primitive boundaries of sexuality

But I voted Definitely

 

[Yoshi]

I he makes love with himself, does that qualify as homosexual? He sure is a wanker!

 

[Ingeniero]

Definitely a wanker.

 

[dispensergoinup]

We should have a new tag called "Cliquebait"

 

[brap]

Yeah just look at his "taste" in women

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[Spukc]

100%GAY

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[triplestation]

in my past observations he has shown interest in women, however it may be possible that he is be spiritually homosexual

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

it may be possible that he is be spiritually homosexual

 

[haxan7]

I was busy yesterday and didn’t get on here much. Looks like you all descended into a new level of depravity in my absence.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I was busy yesterday and didn’t get on here much. Looks like you all descended into a new level of depravity in my absence.

 

[Macapala]

OMG YOU GUYS! LEAVE MATTHEW ALONE! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. HE'S A VERY SENSITIVE SOUL!!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

OMG YOU GUYS! LEAVE MATTHEW ALONE! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. HE'S A VERY SENSITIVE SOUL!!

Cyberbullies don’t have souls.

 

[demigod]

I voted yes, wish there was a “raging homo” option though.

 

[Papa]

Aww my very own roatht thread. You guyth are tho thweet. Big brainth for all!

Spoiler

Except JareBear

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Married men CAN be homosexuals I guess.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Married men CAN be homosexuals I guess.

MeatSafeMurderer EXPOSED!

 

[slugbahr]

Cyberbullies don’t have souls.

Hey, c'mon man - that's a bit too far.


He's not a redhead, is he??

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

He's not a redhead, is he??

 

[MetalAlien]

OMG YOU GUYS! LEAVE MATTHEW ALONE! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. HE'S A VERY SENSITIVE SOUL!!

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Why is nu Carmen a woman I mean a kid

 

[Ailynn]

OMG YOU GUYS! LEAVE MATTHEW ALONE! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT HIS FEELINGS. HE'S A VERY SENSITIVE SOUL!!

"LEAVE MATT ALONE!"