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[Papa]

I mean look at this gaffot.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

 

[John Day]

He doesn’t follow me! I’m offended!

 

[John Day]

Holy shit i take that back he does!

 

[MetalAlien]

Don't follow me I walk a dangerous path.

 

[TaySan]

He's my first follower so we aight.

 

[Bootyful]

He's my first follower so we aight.

He was mine too. You're not in very good company if I do say so myself.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

He was mine too. You're not in very good company if I do say so myself.

 

[slugbahr]

But how many don't really count cos they are letterposter scum??

 

[Richard Packer]

Why you looking at another man's profile bro?

 

[TaySan]

He was mine too. You're not in very good company if I do say so myself.

Why say that?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Why say that?

Ignore him; he's a cuckoo head.

 

[Rock And Roll]

I thought I was the only one

 

[Bootyful]

Spoiler

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Spoiler

A.Romero , GET ITT!!!

 

[Papa]

Why you looking at another man's profile bro?

He thrust it in my face

 

[pennythoughts]

 

[Papa]

That's like having your mum as your #1 fan on Twitter.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

 

[A.Romero]

A.Romero , GET ITT!!!

Too funny to pass up.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Herr Edgy]

And I thought I was special. :'(

 

[Elektro Demon]

Ah damn it.
I thought I was special.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Fuck, you are right. He is following me...

 

[Kamina]

He isnt following me

 

[Javthusiast]

And here I thought I was something special. But no, turns out I am just a side hoe. Might as well just have been one of them Heffner bunnies.

 

[M1chl]

Ohh and I thought, that I am special : (

 

[quickwhips]

I dont think so but i mean just block him?

 

[Husky]

wtf MHK

Also, what happens if I follow someone?

edit:

 

[GHG]

He told me I was the one...

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Nymphae]

It says 527 people, so unless we only have that many active members, there are plenty he's not following.

 

[Grinchy]

I bet his "friend" is clicking follow on everyone.

 

[Papa]

It says 527 people, so unless we only have that many active members, there are plenty he's not following.

I bet you’re that super serious guy that’s always too literal and well ackshuallying at parties when people just wanna drink piss and have fun. I’m right aren’t I Nymph?

 

[Herr Edgy]

I bet you’re that super serious guy that’s always too literal and well ackshuallying at parties when people just wanna drink piss and have fun. I’m right aren’t I Nymph?

Well actually it's spelled actually.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

You see what you did, Papa ?

You ARSEHOLE! I FOOKIN' HATE YOU!

 

[quickwhips]

MiyazakiHatesKojima wouldnt know a good follow if it called him a hotwife.

 

[Constant Flux]

It looks like I’ve only got 2 followers... And MHK is 1 of them!

 

[Nymphae]

I bet you’re that super serious guy that’s always too literal and well ackshuallying at parties when people just wanna drink piss and have fun. I’m right aren’t I Nymph?

No the parties I go to don't have banana riders asking retarded questions.

 

[Richard Packer]

Someone's never been invited to a party before.

 

[brap]

No the parties I go to don't have banana riders asking retarded questions.

 

[Yoshi]

I checked them all and he does not follow the following active member: MiyazakiHatesKojima . I sense bullying.

 

[Constant Flux]

I checked them all and he does not follow the following active member: MiyazakiHatesKojima . I sense bullying.

What a fucking asshole.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

What a fucking asshole.

Fuck me, right?

 

[Constant Flux]

Fuck me, right?

Can I?

 

[Airola]

Matt just got followed by MHK and was smiling and happy for the first time in his life. Then he went on to look at MHK's profile to learn the truth and felt used and abused. And that's how this thread was born.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

It says 527 people, so unless we only have that many active members, there are plenty he's not following.

Talk to your doctor, please.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

If only they knew how a certain GAF member has been following more than 1000+ members.......

 

[Airola]

Ok, I went and checked out if I'm followed by MHK or anyone.

Turns out I'm followed by TWO people here.
One is MHK and one is even a bigger slut than MHK:

Like, damn it, I'm followed by two people who are following everyone. That's like getting a special prize at retard olympics and then learning everyone else got a prize too.

As a plot twist looking at my profile I then noticed that I have had one warning! I never noticed that! I did not know that!
Felt pretty bad and disappointed about it. Like, seriously and actually bad about it. Not just joke-bad but bad-bad.

But then I clicked on what the warning was all about and it was this gem:

Naughty Dog teases profound accomplishment in Last of Us 2

I just hope he's talking about something technical and not about something "progressive".

www.neogaf.com

And now somehow I feel happy again.

So thanks to Matt and MHK for giving me this emotional rollercoaster

 

[Constant Flux]

I have a warning too, but I can’t figure out what it’s from. Bothers the hell out of me. I’m typically not the type to cause shit.