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"I've only ever been really good at three things: pulling pints, necking pints and T*TS."

DeepEnigma

Gold Member
Pub landlady sets up OnlyFans account to tackle energy crisis and save boozer

Pub landlady sets up OnlyFans account to tackle energy crisis and save boozer


The cost of living crisis is forcing millions to rethink their spending, and now one pub landlady has set up an OnlyFans to solve her boozer's problems.

Lauren Beers, 32, explained that she took to the subscription-based website - which is popular with adult content creators - in a bid to save her beloved pub from going under amid soaring operating costs.

Lauren hopes OnlyFans will help save her pub. Credit: Facebook


The pub landlady is now charging £12 a month for adult content featuring herself to save her pub.

She posted: "I've only ever been really good at three things: pulling pints, necking pints and T*TS.

"So . . . I thought I'd combine a guy's (and lots of girls') favourite things.

"You subscribing could mean the survival of a Great British Boozer."

Regulars at the pub have been quick to support their landlady in her new venture, and they're convinced that she's going to be a hit on OnlyFans.

"Lauren is a cracker with a twinkle in her eye," one regular told the Sun. "She'll be a big hit."

The landlady is also being supported by her partner. He said: "She's doing it to save the pub, it's as simple as that."

Lauren as Princess Jasmine at an event at the pub. Credit: Facebook
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You can keep up to date with Lauren's bid to save her pub on Instagram.

In other cost of living news, things have got so bad that money saving expert Martin Lewis said there is 'virtually nothing' he can do to help as inflation hits a 30-year high.

He told Sunday Morning: "I've been Money Saving Expert since 2000. I've been through the financial crash, I've been through Covid which was mitigated by some of the measures the Chancellor put in place.

"This is the worst - where we are right now, this is the worst.

"When I'm reading messages from people saying money prioritisation used to be 'do I go to the hairdressers, or do I go to the pub and have a takeaway'.

"Now it's about prioritising 'feeding my children over feeding myself'. That is simply not tenable in our society and there is absolute panic - and it has not started yet."

Lewis explained that while, under normal circumstances, he can help people save money, but his usual tips and tricks won't scratch the surface of the crisis.

"As the Money Saving Expert who's been known for this - I am virtually out of tools to help people now," he said.

"It's not something money management can fix. It's not something for those in the lowest incomes, telling them to cut their bills will work. We need political intervention."
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
If Belle Delphine can get rich selling bathwater imagine what she could....bath in...to sell!

Where Dem poonanny flavored chips? Add it to a pint of Guinness she's sat in :p
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
I was thinking, what does the phrase "necking pints" mean? I can sorta see it referring to swigging beer from a bottle but, in 'murica at least, those aren't referred to as "pints". And a mug doesn't really have a neck. Is it a blow job reference?

Hell, is "pulling pints" more of a hand job joke than a reference to pouring a beer from a tap?

Just curious if she is witty in a brit sense to add to the complete package :p
 

DeepEnigma

Gold Member
I was thinking, what does the phrase "necking pints" mean? I can sorta see it referring to swigging beer from a bottle but, in 'murica at least, those aren't referred to as "pints". And a mug doesn't really have a neck. Is it a blow job reference?

Hell, is "pulling pints" more of a hand job joke than a reference to pouring a beer from a tap?

Just curious if she is witty in a brit sense to add to the complete package :p
Maybe it's slang for chugging pints?

UK Gaf, HALP!
 

Soodanim

Member
I was thinking, what does the phrase "necking pints" mean? I can sorta see it referring to swigging beer from a bottle but, in 'murica at least, those aren't referred to as "pints". And a mug doesn't really have a neck. Is it a blow job reference?

Hell, is "pulling pints" more of a hand job joke than a reference to pouring a beer from a tap?

Just curious if she is witty in a brit sense to add to the complete package :p
To add to what zellend said, a closely related phrase to necking a pint is "Get that down your neck", meaning "Drink that". Pulling pints is called that because when you're getting a customer a drink you pull the handle towards you to get the drink from the tap.
 

Doczu

Member
Bolt on tits
Frustrated Clint Eastwood GIF


Though her ass looks tasty.
I hope she won't close her pub. OF fame comes and goes.
 
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