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[Heel]

For those who missed it: The end of James Thompson's KSW career.

 

[yacobod]

slick sub

 

[sazabirules]

Bellator tonight is pretty good too. Patricky-Pellegrino. Surprisingly entertaining MMA day.

I might turn it on to watch that fight and the BW final.

 

[alr1ght]

For those who missed it: The end of James Thompson's KSW career.

is he speaking English? lol

 

[ldcommando]

Bellator is on

 

[Heel]

I'm back for more bad MMA...Bellator prelims! Looking forward to the Amoussou fight.

 

[parrotbeak]

That's the kind of fight that I watch prelims for. The Heckman Van Artsdalen fight, I mean.

 

[Heel]

Yeah, nice sub.

I like how Bellator is interviewing fighters right before the fight. Gives you a look at their mindstate right before they step into the ring. Batman seemed anxious to get in there and pull an upset.

 

[parrotbeak]

That was a fuck or fight stare down.

 

[Heel]

...

 

[parrotbeak]

I like seeing catchweight and fights where it's obvious the guy didn't cut weight. Like they didn't even have time to train that much.

 

[Plywood]

Missed it, I had to watch the replay to catch the entire fight.

 

[Heel]

There can only be one Maynard. We already have two Millers.

 

[parrotbeak]

He fights like a Maynard.

 

[Heel]

Hey guys, remember when I said Zaromskis had the best kicks in MMA? From tonight...

Somewhere Harold Howard just shed a tear of joy.

 

[dream]

dammit, ninja edited

we both know I know what you did, heel916.

 

[Heel]

That's Harold Howard, asshole!

Respect my ninja skills brah.

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[dream]

to paraphrase the great frank trigg, we KNOW.

 

[Heel]

to paraphrase the great frank trigg, we KNOW.

If you're comin' on...

 

[Heel]

According to the Bellator announcer, Mark Coleman invented ground and pound in the year 2000.

 

[parrotbeak]

Before 2000 the old school fighters used to pull guard.

 

[Heel]

Before 2000 the old school fighters used to pull guard.

I think we should go back to before 2000 and have no judges after that decision.

 

[parrotbeak]

Oh I didn't even watch the decision cuz I thought it was obvious.

 

[parrotbeak]

This guy better be super aggro, coming in to Sandstorm.

 

[sazabirules]

Vila knocks out paper champs but will just hug other guys.

 

[Heel]

Vila is the perfect case for flyweights in MMA. He medaled in the Olympics at ~106 pounds.

 

[Heel]

Clear cut 29-28 win for Dudu. I've got him beating Fun Size.

 

[dream]

40 years old.

 

[parrotbeak]

Shitty stoppage.

 

[BigKaboom2]

The 1940s called - they want their awful ref back.

 

[Heel]

Today's lesson: Bad MMA is great. Bad judges and referees are not.

 

[ShaneB]

My mma content for the night was watching 'Warrior'. It's completely ridiculous, but what the hell, it was fun to watch.

Best actor in the movie?

Spoiler

Josh Rosenthal

 

[Heel]

Thank you, Batman.

 

[Heel]

Fact: Big Monster will beat this tomato, beat the Bellator champion Cole Kanrad, and claim his spot as #3 Heavyweight of All Time.

 

[parrotbeak]

Fact: Big Monster will beat this tomato, beat the Bellator champion Cole Kanrad, and claim his spot as #3 Heavyweight of All Time.

10-1 is already a better record than GOAT #2 Brown Pride.

 

[parrotbeak]

Wow

 

[parasight]

Haha, what a stupid shot. What was he thinking?

 

[dream]

Haha, what a stupid shot. What was he thinking?

"stop buttscooting, pussy"

 

[Heel]

Hahaha...Big Monster got his start in Rio Heroes. If you're familiar with that particular promotion it will explain everything.

 

[BigKaboom2]

The DREAM doctors would have sorted this out by now. Full inspection.

 

[parrotbeak]

The DREAM doctors would have sorted this out by now. Full inspection.

Ref just needs to stick his hand down there and massage it.

 

[dream]

Pringles going out of his way -- twice -- to hug Santos and tell him he forgives him is literally the pussiest behavior I've ever seen all year.

 

[Heel]

Prindle vs. Konrad? This can't be life.

 

[dream]

Yeah, that's right. Get out of the cage and go tweet about how you know it was an unintentional kick and you have nothing but respect for Santos and you look forward to doing it again, you pussy.

 

[industrian]

I somehow feel that I should have stayed up to watch KSW instead of going to sleep. Then again I say that about every MMA event.

And that's the awesomeness of living in a GMT+8 timezone.

And I see that someone has edited James Thompson's Wikipedia page to include "Ironjaw McGraw" in his nicknames section again.

 

[Heel]

I rate this night of bad MMA 8.5 Jim Millers out of 10 (pending the result of Mr. Huerta vs. Mr. Machine).

See you guys next time!

 

[dream]

isn't Huerta vs W. Machine on the internet?

 

[parrotbeak]

It's $10 for like 5 fights. Maybe if I hadn't already watched bad mma all day.

 

[VASPER]

According to the Bellator announcer, Mark Coleman invented ground and pound in the year 2000.

Never knew, right on. He is a legend man,i love how he handled Dan Severn. His fights were always fun.

 

[dream]

hahahahahahahahaha W. Machine stopped Huerta