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[Lionel Mandrake]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/premier-inn-guest-hurled-racist-abuse-with-fire-extinguisher-hose-up-his-bottom-4184507/

He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard.

Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.

He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’

In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’

I guess that sort of thing is frowned upon in Britain.

 

[Cheddahz]

lmao

 

[Stet]

No, he shoved the fire extinguisher hose in his ass.

Very disappointing.

 

[Archer]

Impressive.

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

:lol

 

[Mariolee]

Maybe his ass was hot?

 

[Tathanen]

whatever

 

[Huevos de Oro]

"I come from Sheffield in England".

Proper introductions are always in order.

 

[Elija2]

No, he shoved the fire extinguisher hose in his ass.

Very disappointing.

I knew it was too good to be true.

 

[glow]

So did he pull the handle on the fire extinguisher in his ass and stuff or whatever?

 

[Savitar]

Some people like to let it all hang out.

And some like to stuff it in.

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

Very Jackass of him. Good times.

 

[Hellix]

Fire in the hole?

 

[Toxi]

Reminds me of this picture I found by accident.

 

[EightBitNate]

Damnit now I'm curious what it feels like

 

[cityhunter]

.

 

[LakeEarth]

Last time I was in Vegas, there was a naked guy wandering the halls in the middle of the afternoon. He claimed he was from the neighboring hotel, but there's no way he made it that far that naked. He probably got wasted, pissed someone off and got kicked out of another room on my floor.

He did not shove a fire extinguisher in his ass, but he did scare the neighboring vacationer half to death. Then he started puking.

 

[Ferrio]

Blowing smoke up his ass.

 

[IamMattFox]

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lol

 

[Schadenfreude]

Really unfortunate name to have in his line of work.

 

[SapientWolf]

Interior Semiotics 2?

 

[Angelus Errare]

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lol

 

[StopMakingSense]

Reminds me of this picture I found by accident.

Well that takes a turn at the end.

 

[flippedb]

He did it for the Queen, I'm sure.

 

[CrocMother]

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HAHAHHAHAH

In America this guy would have been tazered at the very leaste

 

[tapedeck]

The description of the events is killing me lol.

 

[Deleted member 309291]

Reminds me of this picture I found by accident.

I'm expecting this to continue with him suing hasbro (or disney or whatever)

 

[Final Boss]

HAHAHHAHAH

In America this guy would have been tazered at the very leaste

America indeed

 

[Mr. Desu]

Just the thing I need to read before sleeping.

 

[Burger_Baron]

Maybe his ass was hot?

"I come from Sheffield in England".

Proper introductions are always in order.

Fire in the hole?

Neogaf

Never Disappointed.

 

[Cindres]

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Brilliant.

I want to know what type of extinguisher it was, CO2, Water, foam? It's an importnat plot point.

 

[JDSN]

Meh, I thought he Richard Gere'd the extinguisher.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Who can honestly say they haven't done that?.

 

[Messypandas]

Coppers should have pulled the trigger

 

[Symphonia]

Reminds me of this picture I found by accident.

I have no words.

 

[siddhu33]

Coppers should have pulled the trigger

No armed police in England...well there are, but they're a special unit.

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Brilliant.

I want to know what type of extinguisher it was, CO2, Water, foam? It's an importnat plot point.

I shudder to think what would have happened if a foam one went off, having used them.

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm pretty sure that's the proper way to introduce oneself in Sheffield.

 

[Milchjon]

In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’

This is too much. Ahahahahah

 

[leadbelly]

Sheffield representing.

 

[Messypandas]

No armed police in England...well there are, but they're a special unit.

Spoiler

on the fire-extinguisher

 

[soepje]

Reminds me of this picture I found by accident.

Poor Buzz, i hope the movie was fiction.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Gotta add UK to the G/A/F game

 

[Twilight Gap]

Reminds me of this picture I found by accident.

What happens when you go beyond infinity.

 

[News Bot]

Reminds me of this picture I found by accident.

Fucking hell.

 

[Rubbish King]

Gotta add UK to the G/A/F game

Get out