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RobotChant · Jul 29, 2004

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/29/simmons.arrest/index.html

Police arrested Simmons after she eventually stopped outside her house. Officers discovered "a small amount of marijuana" in her car, according to Breese. She was released after being charged with possession of marijuana under 50 grams, eluding police, careless driving, tailgating and driving with a broken brake light.

That is the best looking mugshot I've ever seen.

Grizzlyjin · Jul 29, 2004

I was expecting one of those horrible mug shots...damn she looks happy and fresh.

AstroLad · Jul 29, 2004

She actually looks better in that mugshot than she ever has any time I've seen her.

calder · Jul 29, 2004

That mugshot either says:

a) hey, I did a stupid thing and you're just doing your job. let's not make this unpleasant for no reason.
b) oooh, hi magic pony! You want to take my picture now!? OMG talking camera, you really think I'm pretty?!
c) fuck, like I give a shit, I'm still going home to my expensive and insanely tasteless and tackily decorated mansion and you're going home to a Swansons dinner for one.

Mugen · Jul 29, 2004

RobotChant said:
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/29/simmons.arrest/index.html

That is the best looking mugshot I've ever seen.

GrizzlyJin said:
I was expecting one of those horrible mug shots...damn she looks happy and fresh.

Astrolad said:
She actually looks better in that mugshot than she ever has any time I've seen her.

HUH?!!

Matlock · Jul 29, 2004

Man, she's hot.

AstroLad · Jul 29, 2004

Mugen said:
HUH?!!

She's pretty damn ugly any other time I've seen her.

norinrad21 · Jul 29, 2004

Matlock said:
Man, she's hot.

and filthy rich

Jim Bowie · Jul 29, 2004

calder said:
That mugshot either says:

a) hey, I did a stupid thing and you're just doing your job. let's not make this unpleasant for no reason.
b) oooh, hi magic pony! You want to take my picture now!? OMG talking camera, you really think I'm pretty?!
c) fuck, like I give a shit, I'm still going home to my expensive and insanely tasteless and tackily decorated mansion and you're going home to a Swansons dinner for one.

(c) is the correct answer. The smile shows no remorse and no sense of guilt, it's a smug "Okay, but this better be a quick photo-op."

AstroLad · Jul 29, 2004

Jim Bowie said:
(c) is the correct answer. The smile shows no remorse and no sense of guilt, it's a smug "Okay, but this better be a quick photo-op."

I wonder if she practiced that pose.

evil solrac v3.0 · Jul 29, 2004

what a filthy, decadent whore.

Jugendstil · Jul 29, 2004

UGH. I have a friend that's worked for the Simmonsseseses before, and he didn't have much nice to say about her, or her taste for that matter. He said Russell was pretty cool though.

She's excited to go home and drop a deuce in her amazing solid gold/marble one of a kind toilet FROM ITALY.

MrPing1000 · Jul 29, 2004

thanks to #ga i now know who Russell Simmons is.

calder · Jul 29, 2004

LOL, their place was like one of the 3 episodes of Cribs I've seen and I kept laughing at how ugly it was.

Money - taste + burning desire to show off ability to waste $$ = expensive ugly shit that looks thrown together by a clueless trophy wife with time to waste but no idea.

FROM ITALY

Hahaah, too true. They did seem reasonably nice on the show, Simmons especially, but damn was that house ugly.

thanks to #ga i now know who Russell Simmons is.

I watched him spend half an hour talking about his house and his cars and I have no real idea who he is or how he got so much money, but I think he had something to do with Run DMC.

Idle Will Kill · Jul 29, 2004

ok, who is Russell Simmons?

Blackace · Jul 29, 2004

What is her nat?

RevenantKioku · Jul 29, 2004

I totally read Richard Simmons, and got really, really confused

mrmyth · Jul 29, 2004

Idle Will Kill said:
ok, who is Russell Simmons?

Run's brother from Run DMC. Started DefJam. In the right place at the right time, and stood behind somebody (three somebodies) with actual talent to make his fortune.

Blackace · Jul 29, 2004

Idle Will Kill said:
ok, who is Russell Simmons?

The man who brought us the Beastie Boys... (he started Def Jam records.... one of the few huge black business men in America and no I am not talking about size!)

levious · Jul 29, 2004

mrmyth said:
Run's brother from Run DMC. Started DefJam. In the right place at the right time, and stood behind somebody (three somebodies) with actual talent to make his fortune.

no, you're confused, Russell Simmons was the odd looking fellow who Martin Lawrence would force on stage to say good night at the end of every Def Comedy Jam.

Seriously though, he's a respected businessman, and making a fortune off of others talent is a talent in itself.

The Faceless Master · Jul 29, 2004

levious said:
no, you're confused, Russell Simmons was the odd looking fellow who Martin Lawrence would force on stage to say good night at the end of every Def Comedy Jam.

Seriously though, he's a respected businessman, and making a fortune off of others talent is a talent in itself.

making money off other's talent is the driving force of the videogame industry...

Blackace · Jul 29, 2004

levious said:
no, you're confused, Russell Simmons was the odd looking fellow who Martin Lawrence would force on stage to say good night at the end of every Def Comedy Jam.

Seriously though, he's a respected businessman, and making a fortune off of others talent is a talent in itself.

He is Run's older brother... But with that being said.... Run is far from poor

levious · Jul 29, 2004

I was joking blackace

Ripclawe · Jul 29, 2004

The Red String FAILED YOU! even TSG is sick of Kabbalah..

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729041kimora1.jpg

Blackace · Jul 29, 2004

levious said:
I was joking blackace

Sorry... a lot of people seem to not know who he is

Blackace · Jul 29, 2004

So really what is her nationality?

Lil' Dice · Jul 29, 2004

Why do rappers always have the most repugnant décor in their mansions?
Gold plated everything, white couches with more gold accents, glass tables, counterfit African ornaments and a big ass poster of Scarface in their living room.....

Cauliflower of Love · Jul 29, 2004

I laugh at the failed at attempt at putting a "recognizable" name to know who the fuck you're talking about, only to have it end up in "who's wife"?

Ha Ha!

Matlock · Jul 29, 2004

I think she's Cambodian.

ConfusingJazz · Jul 29, 2004

Oh for fuck's sake, this kaballah shit really needs to stop.

RevenantKioku · Jul 29, 2004

Matlock said:
I think she's Cambodian.

I'd cam her bodi an shit.

Blackace · Jul 29, 2004

Matlock said:
I think she's Cambodian.

Thank you! I thought she had a south east asian look to her

XS+ · Jul 29, 2004

She's black + Japanese actually

Malakhov · Jul 29, 2004

Gawd she's hot.

lexy · Jul 29, 2004

Matlock said:
I think she's Cambodian.

She's half Japanese, half black. She's also a model and owns a clothing line or something like that.

That dude standing next to her in the first pic is Russell Simmons.

Subitai · Jul 29, 2004

I'm surprised people don't know who Russel Simmons is...

Like or hate him, he's a very shrewd businessman. He makes more money off of hip hop than anyone. You can say he's exploiting black artists, but before him, it was just white guys exploiting black artists.

Anyway, I'm sure they really could care less about this incident.

={<SMOKE>}= · Jul 30, 2004

mrmyth said:
Run's brother from Run DMC. Started DefJam. In the right place at the right time, and stood behind somebody (three somebodies) with actual talent to make his fortune.

actually, run-dmc were never signed to def jam, so russell simmons didn't make any money "standing behind" them. he did make money with ll cool j, the beastie boys, and public enemy, however.

a few years back he sold his ownership of def jam to universal for $100 million. he also owns the phat farm clothing line and a magazine based out of new york (i can't recall the name). his career is the "blueprint" for aspiring hiphop moguls. russell is truly the man.

belgurdo · Jul 30, 2004

loxy said:
She's half Japanese, half black. She's also a model and owns a clothing line or something like that.

Baby Phat

fart · Jul 30, 2004

at least these rich people are entertaining

Saint Cornelius · Jul 30, 2004

She's married to the drummer from the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion!? RAWK.

(i'm so j/k)

Minotauro · Jul 30, 2004

Thank ya'll for comin' out. God bless you. Goodnight.

Tuvoc · Jul 30, 2004

No wonder they have a "meditation" room..

Baron Aloha · Jul 30, 2004

RobotChant said:
That is the best looking mugshot I've ever seen.

IAWTP

mrmyth · Jul 30, 2004

I just realized why she's smiling like she is - look at her fingers. The way she's holding the sign, she throwing off a double bird at everyone who sees the pic. I can't believe that ain't on purpose, nobody holds a sign like that.

Sneaky whore.

Malleymal · Jul 30, 2004

she can get it.. even though she has alot of necks

Willco · Jul 30, 2004

Man, I'm really white, just ask Mike who used the word "American-looking" to describe me, and even I know who Russell Simmons is.

I guess I'm just in touch with my bad self.

Doth Togo · Jul 30, 2004

evil solrac v3.0 said:
what a filthy, decadent whore.

IAWTP. Just another ho, as far as I'm concerned.

ChumsGum · Jul 30, 2004

Just like every other stupid model, smiles and poses anytime there are pictures taken regardless of what the situation.

andthebeatgoeson · Jul 30, 2004

DaCocoBrova · Jul 30, 2004

^^

Lookin' good in that last pic... But not as good as your sister. lol!

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