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[DECK'ARD]

First time watching The Apprentice, and I've lived in the UK since 1985.

... Am I suppose to hate everyone? Is the theme of the show "be an insufferable cunt"?

Yes.

 

[Izuna]

Nebula sounds like a disease? LMAO

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Like, girls have a dope PM

 

[The One Who Knocks]

First time watching The Apprentice, and I've lived in the UK since 1985.

... Am I suppose to hate everyone? Is the theme of the show "be an insufferable cunt"?

That and being as destructively selfish as possible are very close to the mark. It's very much the Anti-Great British Bake Off.

 

[glaringradio]

Yes.

That and being as destructively selfish as possible are very close to the mark. It's very much the Anti-Great British Bake Off.

I'm all in!

 

[FortuneFaded]

 

[Izuna]

We bargain hunt in here

 

[Nothus]

Oh my god these negotioations lmao

'How much would you pay for it?'
'...£20'
'Deal!'

 

[Memento Mori]

Christ Jessica needs to tone it way down.

 

[Izuna]

I'm annoyed that I didn't go to the girl's market. What a steal

EDIT: FFUUUUUCK £17.50?!

 

[The One Who Knocks]

Oh my god these negotioations lmao

'How much would you pay for it?'
'...£20'
'Deal!'

£15 for the green vases/glass cups seems like it's going to bite the girl's team later.

EDIT: Bragging she raised the price by two pounds fifty, for what looked like a nice leather chair!? Oh my god you could literally buy it and sell it for triple in the same location.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Even a fiver would be pushing it for that trolley.

 

[Izuna]

Trishna for first fired
Oliver for hired

- 27/09/2016

I may be wrong about WHO is getting fired, but certainly the girls are fucked

 

[Humidex]

I'm annoyed that I didn't go to the girl's market. What a steal

EDIT: FFUUUUUCK £17.50?!

For that chair? Yep.

 

[Izuna]

Camden for market trade? Good luck making a lot of money

EDIT:

This guy is fucking impressionable

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lawd, the van isn't even in Camden. lmao

 

[FortuneFaded]

I'm annoyed that I didn't go to the girl's market. What a steal

EDIT: FFUUUUUCK £17.50?!

: How much for this painting?

: £10?

: Deal

 

[Memento Mori]

I don't think the girls are winning this task.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I don't think the girls are winning this task.

This could still be one of those episodes were they show one team failing the entire time and they they end up winning in the boardroom.

 

[Izuna]

I don't think the girls are winning this task.

I honestly thought it was gunna be because of cat-fighting and shit, but it's actually because of incompetence. What's going on man...

 

[Memento Mori]

This could still be one of those episodes were they show one team failing the entire time and they they end up winning in the boardroom.

Edit of the century if that's the case.

 

[show me your skeleton]

i would invest heavily in jessica.

edit: oh gosh the irish lady oh my.

 

[Izuna]

"Do you know where one of the most famous stores in Camden is?"

EDIT: Men need to take off their suits, they look like scammers

 

[Memento Mori]

Is this fraud? It feels like fraud.

 

[Izuna]

Is this fraud? It feels like fraud.

Yes, I might be right that she'll get fired after all

Jessica gets my sympathy

 

[FortuneFaded]

"We're looking for £180?"
"75?"
"85?"
"Done."

 

[iFirez]

It feels like the girls sold more individual items but the boys sold things for higher prices - I imagine the latter will win.

 

[Nothus]

That leather chair is definitely getting mentioned.

 

[Izuna]

The boys sold everything though

 

[The One Who Knocks]

It feels like the girls sold more individual items but the boys sold things for higher prices - I imagine the latter will win.

Yeah I agree. The sheer quantity the girl's would need to sell to make up for the high prices of the boy's team is crazy. They were willingly being robbed the entire day.

 

[Nothus]

One of the girls looks like the sexy alien from dude where's my car :/

 

[sammyCYBORG]

Jessica is definitely a bit annoying but I can see warming to her as my favourite so far.

Cocky Indian is fun too.

 

[iFirez]

Does no one fucking know what a Nebula is except for the lady who suggested it? They're beautiful spatial formations of dust and gas; some being the remains of a dense area of space in which new stars were born.

 

[show me your skeleton]

Does no one fucking know what a Nebula is except for the lady who suggested it? They're beautiful spatial formations of dust and gas; some being the remains of a dense area of space in which new stars were born.

could've called yaself smog though innit waaayheyyy alan sugar lad bantaaaaaa

 

[Izuna]

alan throwing shade at the ladies

 

[Memento Mori]

£168 profit on the vase! Hopefully that customer doesn't watch this.

 

[Nothus]

Wow I hope the mug who paid £175 for that shitty vase is watching this!

 

[FortuneFaded]

Does no one fucking know what a Nebula is except for the lady who suggested it? They're beautiful spatial formations of dust and gas; some being the remains of a dense area of space in which new stars were born.

Sir Alan didn't study physics at Oxbridge. He went to the school of Hard Knocks and then graduated from the University of Life.

 

[pbsapeer]

The ring around everyone's iris in this is like jet black. Is that the filter on the camera lens?

 

[Catvoca]

God, I can't stand Jessica

 

[Izuna]

tbf for the men, it was assumed... w/e

 

[iFirez]

Boys market team smashed it. Over a grand in profit, good stuff.

 

[show me your skeleton]

The ring around everyone's iris in this is like jet black. Is that the filter on the camera lens?

they're sharks mate business sharks out for business blood

 

[Memento Mori]

Double firing tonight I feel.

 

[Izuna]

Men won

Bye Felicia (dunno who Felicia is yet, probably Trishna for that bullshit she tried to pull)

EDIT: I'm so good at predicting this shit

 

[pbsapeer]

I guess the team leader and sub team leader should go from the girls team

 

[FortuneFaded]

Boys market team smashed it. Over a grand in profit, good stuff.

Not profit, just in revenue.

 

[iFirez]

Sir Alan didn't study physics at Oxbridge. He went to the school of Hard Knocks and then graduated from the University of Life.

I didn't go to university - I'm just a humble video editor working in the television and media industry; I just assume things like a nebula or two would be general knowledge.

 

[show me your skeleton]

that's some classy piano for such a shithole.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Team leader to stay. Someone from the market to go.

 

[Izuna]

Michelle ain't going

 

[show me your skeleton]

sort your hair out, project manager.