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[Ripclawe]

Do NOT watch this man's informercial late night when you are sick, by the end of it You will want to buy 2 of everything.

This is the famous machine you've seen on TV. Makes delicious beef jerky, turkey jerky, homemade yogurt, apple snacks, banana chips, and much more! 5-tray and 7-tray models.

Now you can cut bagels, onion rolls, bialys and English muffins perfectly! Keep your fingers safe while you cut bagels evenly and quickly. You can even cut them into perfect quarters with the bagel slats -- so thin they fit into a toaster. Make Bagel Chips! Bagel knife slices evenly and quickly

Pocket Fisherman

Our latest model! Works indoors and outdoors. Now you can do up to 4 juicy chickens, 2 roast beefs, or prepare enough hotdogs and sausages to feed an entire baseball team or even a giant 24 pound turkey in just 3 hours!

 

[Matlock]

Set it and forget it!

 

[sc0la]

"Have you ever seen a knife this sharp?!"

 

[Incognito]

hahhahaha, i always watch his infomercials. addicting stuff.

 

[shoplifter]

I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. Popeil!

I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. Popeil!

Help me.
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!

(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.)
It slices. It dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!

Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double.
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. Popeil!
Tell me, what am I s'posed to do?

Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!

(Now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there's more!
It's not sold in any store!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet,
Just look what else you get!
(Now how much would you pay?)
If you order today,
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.

Make me buy a Garden Weasel!
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer!
(Call our toll-free number,
We'll make you such a deal.)
Aw, help me!
Mr. Popeil. I want it!
(Mr. Popeil.) Well, I need it!
(Mr. Popeil.) I got to got to got to have it!
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
Hey!

 

[Defensor]

Set it and forget it!

LOL, exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Tool]

Set it and forget it!

Me and a buddy of mine have actually used this approach when buying stocks. Doesn't work too well in most cases.

 

[OmniGamer]

Why does his daughter look like his wife.

 

[Neo_ZX]

This incredible 25-piece package (originally 2 pieces) is yours for not 200, not 190, not 180, 170 or even 160 dollars like you may all be thinking.

No, this special one-time offer is yours for just 4 easy payments of $24.99 *pause video*

-No Ron! Now it's just 3 easy payments of $24.99

*resume*

 

[sc0la]

Why does his daughter look like his wife.

genetics

 

[OmniGamer]

genetics

No genius , I mean why does his daughter look OLD ENOUGH to be his wife.