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http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/09/feral...and-then-passes-out-drunk-under-tree-3955542/

It seems that going out, getting drunk and then getting into a fight is no longer reserved for humans after a feral pig reportedly went on a violent, alcohol-fuelled bender.

The swine drank 18 beers on its bender in Port Hedland, Western Australia, according to ABC News.

The alcohol also made the pig hungry and was seen looking through rubbish bags for something to eat.

‘In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,’ said a camper who had witnessed the hog’s shenanigans.

If this wasn’t bad enough the animal then got into fisticuffs with a cow and came off worse in the exchange.

‘Then he went and raided all the rubbish bags,’ the camper added.

‘There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow.’

The last sighting of the pig was of it lying under a tree after seemingly becoming overwhelmed by the alcohol, with police actively looking to locate it.

Some pig.

 

[uuaschbaer]

Please don't make threads about my husband.

 

[CountAntonius]

People still use torches?

 

[Spider from Mars]

This pig is a bro.

 

[Neuromancer]

That'll do, pig.

 

[Carnby]

So this isn't a thread about Raymond Watts? Because that sounds like something he would do.

 

[Protein]

HE-HEY COW. FFFUCK YOU.

 

[Sub_Level]

That'll do, pig.

In high school my friend always used to say

"Aahhhhh, that'll do donkey."

in Shrek's voice. It was hilarious because it sounded sexual.

"That'll do donkey. Aaahhhh, that'lll do."

 

[NaturalHigh]

Feral pig...domestic beer.

FOSTERS AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

That pig knows how to fucking party.

Pig/10 - would hang out with.

 

[GurgleBot20]

"Hello that sounds like a pig fainting!"

 

[Seanspeed]

We've all been there.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

First thought Fables fans...

 

[IdreamofHIME]

People still use torches?

If you're going to speak English, you should learn to speak it properly and drop that American crap. It's time you kids got your own language over there.

 

[Featheredkitten]

People still use torches?

Torch=flashlight



I want to see a picture of this pig! Also: where does a pig get 18 beers?

 

[Shouta]

Some pig.

Where's the :lol emoticon when I need it.

I feel old now though. No kid is going to get that reference.

 

[Capital_Five]

The tone I think of how this is being read. Incredible story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBIX_Y-fT24

 

[CountAntonius]

If you're going to speak English, you should learn to speak it properly and drop that American crap. It's time you kids got your own language over there.

Torch=flashlight



I want to see a picture of this pig! Also: where does a pig get 18 beers?

Seriously kinda mindblown at this. I never knew.

Where's the :lol emoticon when I need it.

I feel old now though. No kid is going to get that reference.

 

[Dude Abides]

If this wasn’t bad enough the animal then got into fisticuffs with a cow and came off worse in the exchange.

Shouldn't it be hoofticuffs?

 

[Featheredkitten]

Seriously kinda mindblown at this. I never knew.

I can't believe you didn't know that, "A flashlight (torch in British English) is a hand-held portable electric-powered light source."

I got that reference too....balls, does that mean i'm old?

 

[Byakuya769]

Please don't make threads about my husband.

Are you calling yourself a cow?

 

[DarkKyo]

So like us....

 

[CountAntonius]

I can't believe you didn't know that, "A flashlight (torch in British English) is a hand-held portable electric-powered light source."

This was all I could think about.

 

[Sanky Panky]

Seems like a VH1 special on Babe should be in the works.

 

[Shouta]

I can't believe you didn't know that, "A flashlight (torch in British English) is a hand-held portable electric-powered light source."

I got that reference too....balls, does that mean i'm old?

Quite possibly.

But I also have low expectations of kids these days.Some haven't even seen Star Wars... I can't expect them to know this reference.

 

[depths20XX]

If they call flashlights torches, then what do they call an actual torch? A fire stick?

 

[uuaschbaer]

Are you calling yourself a cow?

Media have described me worse.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Quite possibly.

But I also have low expectations of kids these days.Some haven't even seen Star Wars... I can't expect them to know this reference.

It can't be true!

 

[chickdigger802]

misleading title. g-a-f made it seem like this was a rouge drunken master cop on the loose in florida.

 

[GSG Flash]

If you're going to speak English, you should learn to speak it properly and drop that American crap. It's time you kids got your own language over there.

The Flashlight was invented in the States, so it is infact Brits who are wrong in this case

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

That'll do pig, that'll do

 

[Perspicacity]

Where's the :lol emoticon when I need it.

I feel old now though. No kid is going to get that reference.

Kids still read Charlotte's Web, don't they?

 

[Raiden]

This pig is a bro.

Pigbro

 

[Featheredkitten]

Kids still read Charlotte's Web, don't they?

I believe the quote was from Babe.

 

[PigSpeakers]

I can explain, guys.

 

[Wazzy]

I believe the quote was from Babe.

I've seen Babe a couple times but for some reason I'm not remembering that quote.

 

[zma1013]

"The alcohol also made the pig hungry and was seen looking through rubbish bags for something to eat."

As if sober pigs don't do this already?

 

[CountAntonius]

I believe the quote was from Babe.

 

[C4Lukins]

I believe the quote was from Babe.

That'll do pig is from Babe.
Some Pig is Charlottes Web.

 

[Takuan]

I salute this pig.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

 

[Ishida]

People still use torches?

 

[SUPREME1]

Go home pig, you're drunk.

 

[Winterfang]

It can't be true!

I envy those kids. Star Wars is lame.

 

[Bear]

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/09/feral...and-then-passes-out-drunk-under-tree-3955542/



Some pig.

:lol

That pig is hardcore.

 

[Reversed]

Marinated bacon.

 

[y2dvd]

Quite possibly.

But I also have low expectations of kids these days.Some haven't even seen Star Wars... I can't expect them to know this reference.

What if I told you I'm not really a fan of the original Star Wars?

 

[Featheredkitten]

I've seen Babe a couple times but for some reason I'm not remembering that quote.

That'll do pig is from Babe.
Some Pig is Charlottes Web.

That'll teach me. Sorry guys.

 

[sixteen-bit]

What an amazing headline