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[Heel]

Champaign. I'm glassing some fools tonight, watch out.

Glass me and I'll physically burn you, yeh?

Heading to BevMo in a bit.

 

[polyh3dron]

You're right. If that guy with the English flag avatar wins, we all lose.

What chyall drankin' tonight?

i was going to be drinkijg Suntory Hibiki whiskey at home watching the PPV but now i just found out ill be at buffalo wild wings celebrating a friend's birthday so most likely a steady flow of jack n coke

also, vita's autocorrect is shit

 

[TheNatural]

that's not how you spell it, it's champagne or chamPAIN!

No it's not. Everyone knows it was invented in Champaign Illinois.

 

[Sinatar]

You're right. If that guy with the English flag avatar wins, we all lose.

What chyall drankin' tonight?

Water. I'm on call, so I can't even go watch it with my friends, I gotta sit at home and watch fights while morons phone me about their stupid computer problems.

 

[TheNatural]

i was going to be drinkijg Suntory Hibiki whiskey at home watching the PPV but now i just found out ill be at buffalo wild wings celebrating a friend's birthday so most likely a steady flow of jack n coke

also, vita's autocorrect is shit

You got a Vita? Was wondering if first row actually ran on there.

 

[polyh3dron]

You got a Vita? Was wondering if first row actually ran on there.

nope, no flash video or even html5

this is why i love having a hp touchpad, can watch facebook prelims anywhere

 

[TheNatural]

nope, no flash video or even html5

Lame. Maybe if someone gets linux running on that bitch it would be good to go.

 

[Heel]

Water. I'm on call, so I can't even go watch it with my friends, I gotta sit at home and watch fights while morons phone me about their stupid computer problems.

How about trying to troubleshoot drunk? Just tell them to reset their modem and restart their computer. Problem solved!

 

[bone_and_sinew]

How about trying to troubleshoot drunk? Just tell them to reset their modem and restart their computer. Problem solved!

Before that though he needs to ask them if their computer is plugged in and their monitors are on.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Just bought the card. Going to order some Pizza and just chill with my pops and son. No drinking tonight because my kid is here. My ex and her BF will probably come over to watch...


Yeah I know weird.

 

[Heel]

I'm watching the NBA All-Star Game

Fixed.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Prelims I'll watch at home and I almost never drink alone so nothing during then.
Main card I'll watch at a friend's house so whatever beer/liquor he's got and whatever beer I bring when I haul ass to the supermarket or liquor store at the very last moment.

 

[op_ivy]

busting out the (new) cans

i'll start as soon as i see buffer during the face book prelims and wont stop till i rage at halo long after the card has ended

 

[Chamber]

Bunch of drunks. Why not enjoy some water or juice, you godless heathens?

 

[op_ivy]

Bunch of drunks. Why not enjoy some water or juice, you godless heathens?

... its mostly water.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Bunch of drunks. Why not enjoy some water or juice, you godless heathens?

Can i mix it with rum or vodka?

 

[Blackface]

is 7pm ET the replay date?

 

[TheNatural]

How about trying to troubleshoot drunk? Just tell them to reset their modem and restart their computer. Problem solved!

http://www.mtv.com/videos/beavis-an...ters-hand-tech-support/1673702/playlist.jhtml

Do you have any matches? Have you tried setting it on fire.

 

[Chamber]

Can i mix it with rum or vodka?

 

[TheKaeptain]

Fixed.

Why would I watch the West stomp the east?

 

[ShaneB]

Bunch of drunks. Why not enjoy some water or juice, you godless heathens?

Water will be my drink of choice, well, a protein shake moreso, but it will be mixed with water

 

[alr1ght]

The ASG isn't even on tonight, ladies.

 

[Mothman91]

Damn, the card is an extra hour long? ughhhhhhhhhhh, I don't expect to be home till like 2.

 

[dream]

The thought of poly posting on a Playstation Vita is just inexplicably hilarious to me.

 

[Heel]

The ASG isn't even on tonight, ladies.

I meant the D-League ASG. You know, the Bad NBA.

 

[dream]

Appropriately, the D-League showcase is the only game we'll see defense being played.

 

[alr1ght]

I can't wait to see more fake nerd glasses and Chase Budinger win the slam dunk contest.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I forgot about the raising star game last night.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

If only Chase Budinger had a hot streak like Tebow and Lin. He'd be the next obnoxious media sensation that would be constantly shoved down my throat and perform horrifically when tested against a championship contender.

 

[Chamber]

All Star Saturday Night is almost always a disappointment but I'll still probably watch it instead of the prelims.

 

[polyh3dron]

If only Chase Budinger had a hot streak. He'd be the next obnoxious media sensation that would be shoved down my throat and perform horrifically when tested against a championship contender.

except no outrage when we see the chink in HIS armor

also, all you heathens who aren't watching the prelims are going to miss out on KID Yamamoto's dramatic return to glory, I'm SURE OF IT

Spoiler

this time

 

[bone_and_sinew]

When KID loses, will he drop down to 125?

 

[dream]

The skills challenge is gonna rock. It's basically every point guard that matters other than CP3 and Steven Nash.

 

[Chamber]

When KID loses, will he drop down to 125?

You mean drop back down to Dream?

 

[TheKaeptain]

The skills challenge is gonna rock. It's basically every point guard that matters other than CP3 and Steven Nash.

Who cares about point guards?

 

[bone_and_sinew]

You mean drop back down to Dream?

Nah brah, DEEP.

edit: and heel will be there to tell us how he does since deep can't even get on hdnet

 

[Heel]

Kid will not lose.

 

[dream]

Who is Yamamoto KID fighting?

 

[Gr1mLock]

I wonder if 'page will come out to the old dream theme..

 

[TheKaeptain]

Who is Yamamoto KID fighting?

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Who is Yamamoto KID fighting?

Vaughan Lee.

I know what you're going to say, I have no clue who he is either. I think he's a replacement fighter.

 

[Chamber]

Who is everyone boosting tonight? I have two left and I'm not sure where to use them.

 

[Heel]

Who is everyone boosting tonight? I have two left and I'm not sure where to use them.

Pro Tip: Do not boost Riki Fukuda.

 

[dream]

He looks like a pigmentationally-privileged Scotty Jorgenson.

 

[Chamber]

Pro Tip: Do not boost Riki Fukuda.

Reverse psychology? Whatevs, just boosted Fukuda.

Also, it just dawned on me how long this upcoming UFC PPV drought is. April 21st? Ouch.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

He looks like a pigmentationally-privileged Scotty Jorgenson.

All fighters with that haircut and tattoo combination look the same. Scotty being pigmentationally-challenged actually makes him stand out!

 

[polyh3dron]

Pro Tip: Do not boost Riki Fukuda.

lol Steve CantFightWell is fucking horrible, the worst fighter by far to ever hold WEC gold.

I've boosted Fukuda.

edit: changed my pick upon learning of Heel's info

I modified my picks a bit post-weigh ins:

 

[Heel]

Reverse psychology? Whatevs, just boosted Fukuda.

Also, it just dawned on me how long this upcoming UFC PPV drought is. April 21st? Ouch.

My boosts are a trade secret, but I'm definitely not boosting Fukuda. He's coming off a serious car wreck injury, and Cantwell is better than his 0-4 skid. This fight is going to be a grind that can go either way. Risky boost despite the odds. Not trolling!

 

[TheKaeptain]

Everyone should Boost Page for either 1st round TKO or 2nd round TKO.

 

[ShaneB]

Who is everyone boosting tonight? I have two left and I'm not sure where to use them.

But everyone here wanted less events, everyone should be ecstatic!