Battle Arena Toshinden OVA
So I have a guilty pleasure and that's terrible anime based on fighting games. Tonight I decided to revisit
Battle Arena Toshinden, a 1996 OAV that takes place one year after the game of the same name which, coincidentally, came out a year before. The game was well reviewed and spawned several sequels so I assume it was well received. Personally I haven't revisited the game itself in years and imagine it didn't age well at all. With a running time of about an hour, I didn't expect this to be high art but hoped to at least be entertained. I'm not even sure I managed that much.
There's no real story worth spoiling here so running without tags once again.
It starts out with Sho Shinjo running around and offing people that participated in the first Toshinden tournament. This involves him attacking an aircraft carrier and shooting down a helicopter with his sword for some inexplicable reason as I'm not even sure a tournament fighter was present. His brother, Eiji Shinjo, is introduced not too long after this. We're given a flashback scene that's a callback to the end boss of the game itself before he comes to his senses as his best friend, Kayin, shows up. Since this is based on a fighting game, they immediately engage in a duel. They end in a draw, they talk about things, and together visit another fighter, Rungo Iron, who is severely injured after being run through a test fight by some nebulous Organization that I'm sure would have some relevance if I had better recall of the game.
Kayin goes his way to hunt the Organization on his terms while Eiji takes off to protect Sofia who also participated in the tournament. He stops in a small town and bullies some kids playing soccer before she shows up. She takes Eiji home, they talk, she showers and develops a crazy look on her face, then proceeds in the nude to crawl into his bed before trying to stab him. Eiji jumps out the window, now fully clothed, with her behind him, also fully clothed. In the end, the power of love/friendship/whatever prevails as Eiji decides to take her strike head-on in a fit of trust. This breaks the control she was under and thus she was free. Sho shows up, beats the shit out of Eiji, and the big twist is it wasn't Sho at all. He blows up after Eiji realizes the truth and defeats him after which the leader of the Organization, Uranus, shows up to shoot him. End Act 1.
The second half begins with Eiji visiting the knife wielding circus loli named Ellis (who also participated in the tournament). She gets in a fight with a scythe wielding maniac named Chaos who was killed by her father, Gaia, the year before and promptly loses. Eiji and Kayin save her who in turn are beat down by Chaos only for Gaia to appear and fight him to a standstill. Ellis interferes and ends up poisoned and the only option is to venture to the Organization's base to recover the antidote. Everyone's rueful for a while then get down to business. The hidden base turns out to be some huge pair of towers in plain view on a certain mountain road along the coast and all the other previously defeated fighters (and then some) join up to lend a hand. Kayin and Gaia end up in combat with a more powerful Chaos.
Eiji realizes he chose the wrong tower to ascend, says fuck it, and uses his motorcycle to jump across. Problem: Chaos' secret is that he can't be hit by the fighter's normal moves since he's now programmed to be their perfect opponent. Solution: Use special moves that aren't yours. This works pretty well and Eiji makes Chaos explode. Uranus doesn't really care and informs the fighters that the data she has is enough to continue her Man Machine Project. Sho finally shows up for real, puts a knife through what is evidently the only copy of the data, lets everyone know he just blew up the production facility that were making pisspoor copies of him and just ups and disappears. Disappointing given he's such a badass in the games. Everyone meets up to say goodbye and remind each other the next time they meet up it'll be a fight to the death. Eiji and Kayin return to administer the antidoe to Ellis before parting ways.
Sadly, the crazy therein is pretty boring, the fights aren't satisfying and involve calling out special attacks with names like Lollypop or Honeymoon, and the story itself is just a loose pretense for people to cross swords. Things go boom, the stage is set for the second game (available at a fine retalier near you), and I'm left reflecting on life and feeling I
should stop watching this kind of stuff. The visuals are below par as well so I can't even enjoy this as mindless fun.
In,
Battle Arena Toshinden features:
Stunning character design
guys with glowy eyes
dynamic action
tough talking cops
stoic swordsmen with hair flowing in the wind
hard hitting news reporting by the BBC
a knight on horseback
and the ability to leave this look on your face upon viewing.