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[GigaBowser]

This is embarrassing wow I needs to stop drinking we had families friends over last night

 

[Trunx81]

Was anything leaking out of you? Because then, I saw the movie.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[joeygreco1985]

Look at Mr fancy ass pool table over here

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I was at a party at this guy's house and the guy got really drunk and ended up walking into a neighbor's house thinking it was his, took off his clothes and went into the bed. The cops were called on him and we bailed.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

 

[Kilau]

 

[BlackTron]

That's not how you wake up every other third morning? The other two being in the bushes and in a van down by the river?

 

[AJUMP23]

Is your table a single slab of slate?

 

[badblue]

 

[0neAnd0nly]

Thank God nobody tried to rack your balls while you slept.

 

[Sleepwalker]

My friend you better get a rape kit

 

[Trunx81]

Op heading for his car

 

[Flash Junkins]

So what? Get better at your drinking endeavors.

 

[cash_longfellow]

You need to stop fantasizing about Princess Peach

 

[diffusionx]

Look at Mr fancy ass pool table over here

yea this is a humblebrag

 

[cash_longfellow]

I was at a party at this guy's house and the guy got really drunk and ended up walking into a neighbor's house thinking it was his, took off his clothes and went into the bed. The cops were called on him and we bailed.

He probably bailed too….but in a different way

 

[jason10mm]

This is embarrassing wow I needs to stop drinking we had families friends over last night

Is your cousin shyly smiling but also walking funny?

You might be a redneck....

 

[Doom85]

Yeah, yeah, that’s all well and good, but if you don’t explain where that pineapple came from, I’ll go nuts.

 

[THE DUCK]

Burn the pool table. Buy a new shirt. Never drink ever again. Problem solved.

 

[Winter John]

I threw a party once. I got blitzed and then decided I wanted everyone to leave. So I called the cops on myself and told them there was a bunch of drunk under age girls running around. That was a huge mistake.

 

[DeafTourette]

That's not how you wake up every other third morning? The other two being in the bushes and in a van down by the river?

Did someone say "by the riverside"?

 

[badblue]

Is your cousin shyly smiling but also walking funny?

You might be a redneck....

"I guess she's my cousin But she needs some sweet lovin' anyway"

 

[Pelao]

Once, a friend visiting from Canada got so drunk that we had to drag him almost unconscious from a bar to my house, which was the closest, but which he had never been to before. Not wanting him to vomit on the furniture, we threw him on a mattress in the basement. The thing is that the lock in the basement is quite peculiar, so he had trouble opening it when he woke up. We only realized it around noon when we heard the door rattling.
I can only imagine what went through his head when he woke up alone in a strange basement, but for the rest of us it was the funniest shit.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

He probably bailed too….but in a different way

Oh yeah he did end up in jail.

 

[Days like these...]

Newsflash buddy your pregnet

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

This is embarrassing wow I needs to stop drinking we had families friends over last night

But did you enjoy it?

 

[Rentahamster]

we had families friends over last night

Thank goodness they put your pants back on before they left.

 

[KrakenIPA]

If I had a pool table I would be playing a lot of pool and drinking a lot of beer! I'm gonna guess that OP was not drinking beer. I would retrace your steps, you might have got an 8 ball corner pocket.

 

[GymWolf]

Another 100 hours of tokt are gonna fix that.

 

[Krappadizzle]

 

[German Hops]

 

[sono]

When you woke up what position were you

 

[RJMacready73]

When a lot younger I was awakened with a loud scream from my sister in law to find myself naked in her bathtub, apparently after consuming far too much alcohol and then hitting the class A's everything went sideways when it came to everyone going to bed, I was with the ex in their spare room, got up to go for a piss in their kitchen drawers ffs, thankfully the ex followed me wondering wtf am I heading to the kitchen, she saved the utensils from getting completely lashed and directed me to the toilet whereby I took off all my clothes and lay down in the bathtub and promptly fell into a sleep coma, she give up trying to remove me and headed off to bed only to be awakened by the SIL who came in for an early morning piss...

20's... Good craic

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

You should stop grinding Switch cartridges into dust and snorting them.

 

[bitbydeath]