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Woke up on my tabletop shuffleboard table with no pants on

0neAnd0nly

Member
Wow this is embarrassing as I don’t drink.

But at least my 2 shuckles were both in the 3 point zone!

Bom Dia Hello GIF
 

Umbasaborne

Banned
I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
 
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PSYGN

Member
I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
That's hot
 

FeralEcho

Member
I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
jerk off jonah hill GIF
 

Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
That moment when your parents have a threesome with your GF, but everyone falls asleep afterwards.


sassy.gif
 

Darkmakaimura

Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
I was drinking at a place once known as Terrible Herbst which is a casino and resort.

I thought I was going to fart but I ended up shitting my pants. After our drinks my friend drove me back to his place and he gave me some spare underwear to put on after I took a shower.
 

Tams

Member
I was drinking at a place once known as Terrible Herbst which is a casino and resort.

I thought I was going to fart but I ended up shitting my pants. After our drinks my friend drove me back to his place and he gave me some spare underwear to put on after I took a shower.

What a sharter you are.
 

nush

Member
I drunk sleepwalked and pissed in my company directors kitchen one time when I was staying at his apartment. Thankfully I was awake before him and cleaned up before he noticed.
 

Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
I drunk sleepwalked and pissed in my company directors kitchen one time when I was staying at his apartment. Thankfully I was awake before him and cleaned up before he noticed.
Did they have a pet?

Blame it on the pet and know you established dominance in their domain.
 

THE DUCK

voted poster of the decade by bots
Burn the shuffle board table. Buy a new pair of pants. Start drinking. Problem solved.
 
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