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Your own short eulogy song

So if you could write your own eulogy and have someone read it at your funeral, what would it be?
It can be a classic eulogy or a short song. Your choice.

I'll go first. I 'd pay some hoe to pretend she was my girlfriend. She's the one reading.

He was a good man,
he liked his hoes,
he liked his games,
he was a good man.

He did me every day,
he didn't need viagra.
When he saw me he had a stiffy
boy he did me good.

He was a proud gaffer,
boy he had some threads.
MHK was a little baby compared to him,
boy he had some threads.

He didn't like mainstream trash
unlike Stiflers Mom Stiflers Mom
he liked his metal music
he liked his weird indie shit.

He was a devoted youtuber,
even though his channel was small
unlike his shcmekel
which was 20 centimeters large.


Your turn now.
 
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