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[Oblivion]

Creampie's are great, but facials are even better.

The doey eyes looking up knowing the super soaker is arriving. The best.

This guy knows the score.

edit: Oh, wait. Yeah facials are cool, but blowing a load in her mouth is the best. Nothing like it.

 

[Drencrom]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

Wow

 

[Solideliquid]

Interesting to see this thread stay open while a civil thread about America's relationship with Israel gets closed after 3 pages for no reason whatsoever.

Everybody feeling good and you gotta bring that shit in here. Son what's wrong with you?

 

[THRILLH0]

Everybody feeling good and you gotta bring that shit in here. Son what's wrong with you?

It's just interesting to see what's deemed worthy of ongoing discussion.

 

[Dicer]

Face is the place...

 

[Sai-kun]

ive yet to snowball

wanna???

 

[jay]

It's just interesting to see what's deemed worthy of ongoing discussion.

Well this thread is gross and mostly full of men discussing their favorite places to ejaculate, so you can understand why it's still going.

 

[Valnen]

Well this thread is gross and mostly full of men discussing their favorite places to ejaculate, so you can understand why it's still going.

Sex is gross?

 

[ICKE]

I once heard someone say there are only two ways for men to prove themselves in this world
1) Conquer the female body and leave inside proof of your conquest
2) Defeat the enemies of your kin in glorious battle and take with you proof of your victory.
Nothing compares apparently. -_-

 

[Stormhammer]

It's just interesting to see what's deemed worthy of ongoing discussion.

if u hav problems with how mods work, pm them dawg. in the meantime, enjoy u some creamy pie. beware the crust

 

[Squalor]

Sex is gross?

Jay is a-sexual.

 

[DoktorEvil]

It's just interesting to see what's deemed worthy of ongoing discussion.

I was in that thread you mentioned.

The OP started with a bad assumption and the rest of the conversation was downhill from there.

You have a problem with OT, PM a Mod and talk to them.

 

[Tesseract]

i'm gonna cuhhhhhhrlgle squish slop plop swish pwrerk

 

[many places]

Creampie's are great, but facials are even better.

The doey eyes looking up knowing the super soaker is arriving. The best.

That last sentence..lmao

 

[Yado]

She doesn't care and you can't see her face. It's a reverse cowgirl cream-pie.

Well, I guess it's not worth the ban. Sorry guys. I hate being banned. :\

PM it. I won't tell.

 

[MUnited83]

She doesn't care and you can't see her face. It's a reverse cowgirl cream-pie.

Well, I guess it's not worth the ban. Sorry guys. I hate being banned. :\

PMs are awesome things

 

[Badosh]

i'm gonna cuhhhhhhrlgle squish slop plop swish pwrerk

you okay?

 

[DoktorEvil]

Quietly she turned her gaze up, to look upon him with wanting eyes. The man was not sure if this was the end and yet when her hands cupped together in front of her, the display was rather angelic. The man froze in place, the end drawing closer with every anticipated breath. It was then, the woman came to smile, reaching back down behind her where the dresser rested against the side of the bed. The drawer opened with delicate fingers and yet the man could not draw his eyes away from her every action.

In that moment, the woman leaned over, only to put on what looked like...and eye patch? Hands lifted, cupped as is ready to receive something. Like lightning that flashed before the man, it finally dawned on him what was to be done. With a crooked smile and now closed eyes, the silent request was to be fulfilled. The air filled with passion, and with it left the remains in the woman's hands. It was finally time. Excitement quivered in the woman's arms. And when it finally happened, all but spoken words came that defined that very moment.

"All over my face" she exclaimed.

Big Boss, what are you doing???

Big Boss...

Stahp...

i'm gonna cuhhhhhhrlgle squish slop plop swish pwrerk

 

[Exr]

i'm gonna cuhhhhhhrlgle squish slop plop swish pwrerk

I'm glad you're back Tess

 

[Amentallica]

Thread went in a kinda messed up direction.

It WENT into a messed up direction? Man, it was born from shit to begin with.

 

[jay]

It WENT into a messed up direction? Man, it was born from shit to begin with.

It's actually a really awesome thread if you're a 17-22 year old male of a certain ilk.

 

[HoodWinked]

remember seeing a relevant comic lol

http://i.imgur.com/BpMgb0q

edit: changed to link

 

[kick51]

It's actually a really awesome thread if you're a 17-22 year old male of a certain ilk.

and apparently it really sucks if you haven't gotten any in 17-22 years

 

[Sai-kun]

the thread's a bit over the top according to our google overlords

but i'm not sure what's 'gross' about this thread

 

[potam]

the thread's a bit over the top according to our google overlords

but i'm not sure what's 'gross' about this thread

semens

 

[R10Neymarfan]

So no is going to post nsfw links or suggest a search or PM. Anything?

Just these stories

 

[Ashhong]

FYI most of the videos you watch with this in it (that aren't user submitted) are fake. Maybe 1% are actually real.

What really?

 

[Valnen]

FYI most of the videos you watch with this in it (that aren't user submitted) are fake. Maybe 1% are actually real.

This is why amateur stuff is superior.

 

[Smokey]

It's aight, but it quickly turns an orgasm into "omg get off me pls stop"

lmaooooooo

 

[malfcn]

Maybe a community side thread. Puts it less in the spot light.

 

[User 73706]

creampie is gross

Can't imagine what the female has to go through to get all of that shit out of there.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

are these unusual experiences for dating peeps? I figured anyone in a relationship on birth control would be doing this all the time.

Yeah. I had to look the term up a few months ago and I was utterly disappointed by how mundane it is.

Reading through this reminds me why I want to have a Sex Ed thread here.

Please please please.

 

[Sai-kun]

hahaha fuck i missed that

 

[FStop7]

I know it will sound silly but "Creampieing" is, personally, a very romantic and personal thing.

I don't go CP'ing random hook ups or people I don't trust or care about.

and I don't care if they want to feel like the biggest sluts in the world, it's unsafe and I am not that much into them.

with a partner I have feelings for though, it is a must, I like marking my territory like that.

This isn't silly at all, I agree 100%. Especially the last part. :X

It's aight, but it quickly turns an orgasm into "omg get off me pls stop"

this is amazing.

 

[block tower]

This. Pretty much every time when we're getting close to the end, my fiance will say "don't hold back" or "I want you to finish" and that pretty much ends it lol.

I guess the thought/feel of it really gets her going. It's always messy though, so sometimes I wish we didn't. I feel guilty when she just showered and has to go right back in, or it's late at night, etc.

yeah my ex used to always say shit like i want you to cum all inside my pussy etc.", "fuckin cum in me now" or "i want your hot cum" . it was always nice.

 

[Cake Boss]

The nuva ring is a man's best friend. Can't remember the last time I bought condoms.

 

[Cheddahz]

feels good man

them babies tho

aren't you the same dude who wanted to eat ice cream and play skyrim, rather than have sex with your wife?

 

[Sai-kun]

aren't you the same dude who wanted to eat ice cream and play skyrim, rather than have sex with your wife?

its macuser

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

when you nutted,
but she still suckin

 

[Lazyslob]

wanna???

im waiting for that special someone

 

[shuri]

This thread is not gross. It's not like we're sharing curated selections of the best Lelu Love pov creampie vids.

It would be innapropriate to directly link to Lelu Love Valentines day videos.

We don't roll that way.

 

[Mlatador]

This thread is not gross. It's not like we're sharing curated selections of the best Lelu Love pov creampie vids.

It would be innapropriate to directly link to Lelu Love Valentines day videos.

We don't roll that way.

 

[studyguy]

I will say that girls with whatever that birth control method that have the little string. Is it that shield thing? It can poke your shit and it kinda hurts if you go deep enough. I thought it was an isolated incident for me, but I checked online and apparently some guys get their dicks all tore up if they go at it too hard. Comedy Button had a podcast talking about some dude fucked his dick up due to that type of BC.

Shit reminds me of that vagina teeth movie.

 

[ChuyMasta]

Wonderful thread.
But yeah, Creampie is the best. My wife and enjoy it greatly. Specially doggy style...and anal.

 

[Winterfang]

You think that's bad OP? I've never had sex without a condom.

 

[BFIB]

Wonderful thread.
But yeah, Creampie is the best. My wife and enjoy it greatly. Specially doggy style...and anal.

 

[IISANDERII]

Had girlfriend who would gush like mad, multiple times a night. I could time her orgasms with mine and it was a glorious combination of hot jizz and whispy juices. It was Biblical.

 

[malfcn]

There are many flavors. V, T & A.

 

[Brakke]

when you nutted,
but she still suckin

is this u tho

aren't u like six?

 

[User 73706]

You think that's bad OP? I've never had sex without a condom.

You think that's bad? I've never had sex.