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[Grinchy]

If you don't get a notarized consent form, it's rape.

 

[DonJorginho]

Get her drunk, make her say some racist shit, record it and blackmail her.

BOOM, you are now the manager.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Ok. When OP is not responding anymore... should someone call the police and let them search the basement of his boss?

 

[GymWolf]

Maybe she is just gentle because he wants to fire you?!

 

[Cunth]

did u get some poontang yet

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Don't dip your quill in the company ink

 

[LordKasual]

You're in the enemy jungle with no wards

this can end very well or very bad

 

[DarkestHour]

Doing anything like that with your boss is frowned upon and can result in both of you getting fired. Have fun.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Doing anything like that with your boss is frowned upon and can result in both of you getting fired. Have fun.

YOLO. You can find other jobs

 

[deafmedal]

Smash. You were looking for a job when you found that one, right?! Surely you are well trained and experienced in a high demand field, what’s the worst that can happen?

 

[TrainedRage]

It’s fun browsing this thread at work when she is right there at her desk. I feel so naughty. I have so much to think about....

 

[hariseldon]

Smash. You were looking for a job when you found that one, right?! Surely you are well trained and experienced in a high demand field, what’s the worst that can happen?

He was looking for a job and then he found a job, but heaven knows he's miserable now (or he will be when this goes tits-up).

 

[MilkyJoe]

Do it and report back.

This

 

[Insane Metal]

So when can we have pics of her TrainedRage ? I'll accept them on my inbox

jk good luck, I hope you FUCK HER furiously

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

Don’t get laid where you get paid

 

[Schattenjäger]

It’s fun browsing this thread at work when she is right there at her desk. I feel so naughty. I have so much to think about....

she is probably taking glances at you while you are not looking and undressing you in her head while her sweet nectar drips down her leg onto her high heel

 

[xrnzaaas]

It’s fun browsing this thread at work when she is right there at her desk. I feel so naughty. I have so much to think about....

Risky stuff, mate. Are you 100% sure your network is not being monitored?

 

[hariseldon]

Risky stuff, mate. Are you 100% sure your network is not being monitored?

That would be hilarious. Imagine if she signed up here and joined the thread...

 

[Paasei]

gg ez wp.

Now on the hype train towards the weekend.

 

[*Nightwing]

Enjoy it man. So many different cliches telling you not to and why do people still do it? Cause it's fun and the right thing to do. You owe it to yourself man.

...and accidentally share this Link with her so she can also look at office furniture and daydream a bit

 

[Nymphae]

Imagine if she signed up here and joined the thread...

And then found his thread about how he wipes his ass

 

[Pejo]

And then found his thread about how he wipes his ass

what if that's her fetish?

 

[Swauny Jones]

The trap has been set... You might now realize it yet OP but you just got yourself a new girlfriend

 

[Stouffers]

And then found his thread about how he wipes his ass

What if that’s their job? Toilet paper quality control.

 

[Grinchy]

A few months after you guys fuck, tweet out a #metoo, get her fired, and sue the company. Say she plied you with alcohol and that even though everything felt consensual at the time, in your mind you felt objectified and used.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I'd say you're in. Go for it. Smash away

 

[Kamina]

OP, try looking at this way:
She is your boss and you like her.
A GF would be your boss too.
You have the unique chance to combine that.
If it doesnt work out the worst that can happen is that you need to look for a new job, but you cant build your life on such negative thoughts anyway.

So, if you like her: hit it.

I rather not interfere but dont you think having relationship with your own bosses could be problematic in the office ?

If she does it smart she will treat him like shit in the office, but fuck him furiously at home. Also she might rollplay as boss during sex.
Sounds like a win situation if you ask me.

 

[DESTROYA]

This is how I picture OP going to his bosses house

 

[The Pleasure]

It's good to have hoes in different area codes.

 

[eot]

Don't forget to say thank you after you finish.

Oh you mean like this?

 

[Blade2.0]

Have you fucked yet?

 

[CyberPanda]

Cum in every hole and take pics

 

[*Nightwing]

Have Michael Bay film a porno of it

 

[davepoobond]

Subbed so I can jerk it later I mean read it later

 

[Airola]

Tell her you're gay. I mean, you don't even have to lie to her.

 

[Night.Ninja]

I went over on the bike.

When I pulled up she was at the door.

Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.

She seemed pretty frazzled.

I gave her a big hug and we had beer.

She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.

Thanked me for being such a good friend.

I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.

(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.

She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.


________

I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Invest in a spy cam.

 

[Gargus]

Tread carefully as this is highly inappropriate. It could backfire quite easily, maybe not immediately but eventually. And do not erase those texts she sends you, and do not reply back with anything remotely incriminating on the off chance you end up in court if you get fired at some point.

Flush the condom and dont leave it in the trash, leave nothing behind, dont touch handles with your direct finger tip, dont write anything down, no pictures, dont sign anything, deny deny deny. Dont park in her driveway. Dont tell any co workers.

 

[rofif]

Good man

 

[SatansReverence]

You got this OP

Take the motorcycle

Need a bigger wheelie than that to impress the ladies!

 

[Doom85]

Tread carefully as this is highly inappropriate. It could backfire quite easily, maybe not immediately but eventually. And do not erase those texts she sends you, and do not reply back with anything remotely incriminating on the off chance you end up in court if you get fired at some point.

Flush the condom and dont leave it in the trash, leave nothing behind, dont touch handles with your direct finger tip, dont write anything down, no pictures, dont sign anything, deny deny deny. Dont park in her driveway. Dont tell any co workers.

Doesn't it depend on the business/region? I know at my workplace, there were zero issues with employees dating one of the supervisors/higher-ups. I knew a guy who was dating one and everyone knew because it wasn't an issue.

 

[EverythingsOverrated]

Tread carefully as this is highly inappropriate. It could backfire quite easily, maybe not immediately but eventually. And do not erase those texts she sends you, and do not reply back with anything remotely incriminating on the off chance you end up in court if you get fired at some point.

This is what I'm talking about. Getting poon is great, but some short term pleasure can really come back and bite you in the ass. Thankfully in my situation I knew that everyone in the company knew that she was the one mainly pursuing me. I had all the ammo ready, if necessary, if cooperate decided to can me on some bullshit. I was the one that called it off and she was PISSED, but she knew that she had no ammo at all.

As Kanye once said, "I don't know what's better, getting laid or getting paid, I just know when I'm gettin one, the other's gettin' away"

 

[SpartanN92]

Did OP fuck his hot boss yet? This is sorta how I imagine that kind of scenario in my head...

 

[CyberPanda]

OP please coom

 

[Bullet Club]

I hope you insert your penis into that lady's vagina, TrainedRage.

 

[Slayer-33]

I'm am now part of this thread. What delicious developments will we have next?

 

[Kamina]

I'm am now part of this thread. What delicious developments will we have next?

We are waiting for OP to man up, drive his motorcycle to his bosses house, and hit it.

 

[Halo is Back]

She wants your dick

 

[Macapala]

Get sum rubbers mate and don't forget the sex jelly.



























Or the anal beads.

 

[Mistake]

We are waiting for OP to man up, drive his motorcycle to his bosses house, and hit it.

Nothing says sexy like crashing your motorcycle through her half burned down house