lepermessiah
Member
Yeah, tread carefully but I say go for it. Be smooth.
That only applies if he slips a pinky in her butt by mistakeIf you don't get a notarized consent form, it's rape.
That‘s never a mistake.That only applies if he slips a pinky in her butt by mistake
That only applies if he slips a pinky in her butt by mistake
That‘s never a mistake.
2 day edge is solid. I recommend going deep in the woods when It’s time.Have had a stiffy for 2 days waiting for more deets
Wouldn’t surprised me she cancelled last second. Did he actually end up going over there?
They got another date planned, she gave him a big hug so I am thinking OP is about 15% inside her snatch.
I went over on the bike.
When I pulled up she was at the door.
Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.
She seemed pretty frazzled.
I gave her a big hug and we had beer.
She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.
Thanked me for being such a good friend.
I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.
(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.
She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.
________
I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.
You're in the Smash Zone.I went over on the bike.
When I pulled up she was at the door.
Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.
She seemed pretty frazzled.
I gave her a big hug and we had beer.
She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.
Thanked me for being such a good friend.
I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.
(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.
She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.
________
I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.
I will update after this weekend.... I did not expect this to be such a hot topic.
Of course it is tho. And we are all so happy for you as you march to Smash City.I will update after this weekend.... I did not expect this to be such a hot topic.
It's giving me a boner!I will update after this weekend.... I did not expect this to be such a hot topic.
You more or less revealed that your life is becoming a Brazzers Scenario.
Of course this was gonna be a hot topic OP
So a 38 Year Old Woman Asked Me to Put a Bed Together Tomorrow, Sex?
So I just finished working as a server at a catering hall I regularly work at and I was asked by a rather attractive and single bartender to put a bed together for her tomorrow. I've worked there for over five years. Everyone knows my name, and knows I have a hankering for older women. A...www.neogaf.com
Reminds me of this thread lol.
I won't spoil that for you, I remember many people followed that thread and demanded updates.Quality, will have to give this a read too lol, I guess it did not end in sex?
I won't spoil that for you, I remember many people followed that thread and demanded updates.
TrainedRageSo a 38 Year Old Woman Asked Me to Put a Bed Together Tomorrow, Sex?
So I just finished working as a server at a catering hall I regularly work at and I was asked by a rather attractive and single bartender to put a bed together for her tomorrow. I've worked there for over five years. Everyone knows my name, and knows I have a hankering for older women. A...www.neogaf.com
But the OP regretted even posting by the end. Also he was drunk. I will include details.TrainedRage
You need to read this thread, thuroughly, and update us in the same or better quality.
If she has cats, dont forget to mention them.
She started laughing at her phone and was like, “guys are so stupid”.
She said, “don’t ever say this to a woman” then showed me her phone.
OP just fucking go by her house, find some excuse that you were in the area doing something and wanted to check on her, maybe bring some of the beer she likes.
This has to work.
Don’t get laid where you get paid
I went over on the bike.
When I pulled up she was at the door.
Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.
She seemed pretty frazzled.
I gave her a big hug and we had beer.
She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.
Thanked me for being such a good friend.
I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.
(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.
She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.
________
I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.
This ginger is about to snap.OP’s a ginger? Absolutely disgusting.
I’m getting some Demi Moore from Disclosure vibes.But the OP regretted even posting by the end. Also he was drunk. I will include details.
Here is a little nugget from today at work:
She started laughing at her phone and was like, “guys are so stupid”.
She said, “don’t ever say this to a woman” then showed me her phone.
Its this guy who went on a date or two with her and she basically ghosted him because she isn’t interested. He texted her, “is everything ok, are you mad at me”?
So yeah she showed me a txt from a previous date and was like don’t do this, it makes people look pathetic. And laughed about it with me.
Im pretty convinced at this point and am doing dick exercises as we speak.
Don’t get laid where you get paid
Tell her you're gay. I mean, you don't even have to lie to her.
Don't shit where you eat.
Fucking hell.... if she's a bucket of rice pudding...
IMAGINE THE SMELLFucking hell.