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Hideo Kojima emerges eating hamburgers in Los Angeles

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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Are you telling me his next game is going to be a hamburger eating simulator?
 

0neAnd0nly

Member
So…

2 burgers… 2… TWO. Know what else has two of something? The title to the legendary horror franchise… SILENT (1) HILL (2)

Breaking this down further:

What are we looking at here, exactly? To put it into words, this is “a picture of 2 hamburgers not yet eaten”

Think about that phrase for a second.

“A picture of 2 HAmburgerS Not yet eaten”

H A S A N.

Still not convinced? Well, here is the absolute slam dunk kick you in the nuts reveal.

In the photo… Ko-Master-of-Gaming-Jima is pointing to … what?

Oh… just a bunch of blue. On his upright, somewhat BOXY body.
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A BLUE BOX, if you will…?


I’m literally shaking right now that I solved this.

Silent Hill confirmed!!
 

Aggelos

Member
It seems like Kojima might be going out on a date with Lindsay Wagner. Better late, than never...
She was his crush after all, back in the '70s when he would watch the TV series Bionic Woman (know as Bionic Jenny in Japan).











 
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Fart Knight

Al Pachinko, Konami President
It seems like Kojima might be going out on a date with Lindsay Wagner. Better late, than never...
She was his crush after all, back in the '70s when he would watch the TV series Bionic Woman (know as Bionic Jenny in Japan).













 

RoboFu

One of the green rats
2 hamburgers??!!

Hamburger is ground steak..
2 is doubles or twins..

Twin steaks = Twin Snakes!!

Remake Confirmed with HK at the helm!!
 
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kiphalfton

Member
No coincidence at all. The most overrated Director is enjoying the most overrated burger.

Yeah... They put one outside Portland, OR and the line was like 100 cars deep.

Granted I'd had in-n-out several times in the past... but that shit ain't worth waiting 15 minutes on let alone 2+ hours for.
 

Barakov

Member
It seems like Kojima might be going out on a date with Lindsay Wagner. Better late, than never...
She was his crush after all, back in the '70s when he would watch the TV series Bionic Woman (know as Bionic Jenny in Japan).












It's happening whether we like it or not.
 

Myths

Member
That’s the INN OUT just before LAX off Sepulveda? Before SE NA headquarters?
 
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