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[JordanN]

Holy shit, F



As confirmed by Wikipedia.

First Soleimani, now this. What is the world coming to?

 

[haxan7]

JimiNutz will be devastated.

 

[off duty ninja]

He died so that we may eat his nuts.

 

[Mossybrew]

And on the third day He will rise, our new lord and savior for a troubled age.

 

[Richard Packer]

Rip JimiNutz the poor bastard.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

He died so that we may eat his nuts.

As I will consume yours once your time is up, brethren

 

[Nymphae]

Gotta just be a marketing gimmick to get some attention, it's one of the most recognizable mascots in the world, you don't just throw that away.

You watch they'll reveal a relative of his or something after a month, a younger hipper Xer Peanut.

 

[ipukespiders]

 

[HoodWinked]

oh okay its some fun thing for a super bowl ad reveal.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Stupid, to treat this like a real death.

 

[DGrayson]

Sorry is this the planters cartoon?

 

[triplestation]

 

[a multicultural team of v]

Sorry is this the planters cartoon?

The Heinz cinematic universe.

 

[Ownage]

Deez nuts.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

 

[DESTROYA]

He died a hero saving Blade.

Spoiler

dont know who the other guy is

 

[Birdo]

I guess someone found it offensive that it was a male peanut, so they found a creative way to change it without causing a fuss.

 

[haxan7]

I guess someone found it offensive that it was a male peanut, so they found a creative way to change it without causing a fuss.

Toxic masculinity is on the rise in America. We need to do everything we can to quell it.

 

[Trojita]

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Tbh I heard he was kind of a nut.

 

[Mossybrew]

Soon.... He is coming...

 

[off duty ninja]

My guess is they're going to grind him up and use him to treat peanut allergies. A little Mr. Peanut could go a long ways.

As it says in the Bible:

So Mr. Peanut said to them, “Truly, truly, I tell you, unless you eat the flesh and drink the blood of Mr. Peanut, you have no life in you. Whoever eats My flesh and drinks My blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. For My flesh is real food, and My blood is real drink.…"

 

[cryptoadam]

They will replace him with the non binary gender netural Xeanut. This way non binary people won't be confused when they want peanuts but aren't sure if its for them because the mascot is male. Gotta cater to that .1% for maximum profits.

 

[off duty ninja]

They will replace him with the non binary gender netural Xeanut. This way non binary people won't be confused when they want peanuts but aren't sure if its for them because the mascot is male. Gotta cater to that .1% for maximum profits.

Xeanut allergies affect about .6 of the population as well...

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Mr. Peanut Reboot incoming. He's a She. Reveal during the superbowl.

 

[off duty ninja]

Found on google:

Maybe he'll come back as a commie instead?

 

[ExpandKong]

Mr. Peanut Reboot incoming. He's a She. Reveal during the superbowl.

A she...with feminine nuts. What an era we live in

 

[Thaedolus]

-Hungry cause I skipped breakfast this morning
-See thread about peanuts
-Remember I bought a huge ass can of peanuts a week ago and have it in my desk
-Coworker comes into office and wants me to look through protocol with him while I have greasy peanut hands

At least I’m not hungry anymore

 

[cryptoadam]

A she...with feminine nuts. What an era we live in

Jessica Yaniv confirmed new spokesperson.

 

[Atrus]

They’ll just bring him back with an updated look.

Dude is a literal peanut, all you’re going to get by burying him is a lot more peanuts.

 

[JordanN]

Kobe Bryant's death has apparently caused Planters to pause their marketing.

Planters' online Super Bowl marketing hits pause after Kobe Bryant's death | Ad Age

Planters says it paused all campaign activities days before the Super Bowl.

adage.com

Planters paused its Super Bowl campaign centered around the fictitious Mr. Peanut’s death following the deaths of Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and seven others in a helicopter crash.


As of Monday, it remained unclear how the brand would proceed with its marketing strategy leading up to and during the Super Bowl.

“We are saddened by this weekend’s news and Planters has paused all campaign activities, including paid media, and will evaluate next steps through a lens of sensitivity to those impacted by this tragedy,” the brand said in a statement Monday.

 

[ManaByte]

Kobe Bryant's death has apparently caused Planters to pause their marketing.

Planters' online Super Bowl marketing hits pause after Kobe Bryant's death | Ad Age

Planters says it paused all campaign activities days before the Super Bowl.

adage.com

This reminds when Vince was running a storyline where he died in a limo explosion and then went on TV to host a loving tribute to Chris Benoit.

 

[JordanN]

LOL

 

[TaySan]

Press F to pay respects.

 

[Ikutachi]

Centenarian - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ThatStupidLion]

They coulda done that commercial waaay better

 

[MayauMiao]

Kobe Bryant's death has apparently caused Planters to pause their marketing.

Planters' online Super Bowl marketing hits pause after Kobe Bryant's death | Ad Age

Planters says it paused all campaign activities days before the Super Bowl.

adage.com

That's nuts!

 

[HoodWinked]

whats with the dolphin noises. is it just to be like a siren and get viewer's attention?

 

[Gargus]

Gotta just be a marketing gimmick to get some attention, it's one of the most recognizable mascots in the world, you don't just throw that away.

You watch they'll reveal a relative of his or something after a month, a younger hipper Xer Peanut.

No it will be mrs peanut next.

Or tranny peanut "looks like a woman. With nuts like a man".

 

[triplestation]

LOL