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Britney drops her keys on the floor, BF laughs while she picks them up

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bishoptl

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He's not a very nice guy, just standing there laughing with his eyes closed while she fumbles to pick up the keys - sure hope she found them before they fell off the balcony! :(

Someone could have gotten hurt! :(
 
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bishoptl

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Objects falling from a great height are dangerous, especially when they're sharp and metal like car keys.

What are you all laughing at?
 
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calder

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The fact that he stood there laughing for so long indicates she was pretty clearly looking for a lost contact or something small that's harder to pick up than just keys.
 
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mightynine

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Silly! Britney doesn't have keys because she never drives anywhere. Haven't you seen the latest pics where she's WALKING? (Copyright CRZ)

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However, it's quite possible she dropped her pink wig.

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mightynine

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Ninja Scooter said:
You naive fools. She didn't drop her keys. He's giving it to her in the ass...FUNNELCAKE STYLE
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Next Drudge headline:

"BRITNEY= FUNNEL FUN WHILE BOYFRIEND CHUCKLES, IGNORES CELL PHONE CALL FROM HIS NEW CHILD"
 
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bishoptl

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I don't know what you're referring to, friend, but dropping one's keys or losing a contact is as public an act as I can imagine. It happens all the time.
 
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levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
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How about gotta love celebs who do private shit on public balconies?
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Yeah, striking a Leo DiCaprio "king of the world" pose on your balcony while receiving head is a clear photo-op.
 
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ManDudeChild

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Man, what an inbred hick. Not helping his rich girlfriend pick up her keys, then worshipping the sun while she's trying to find them. Damn sunworshippers!
 
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mrmyth

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bishoptl said:
I don't know what you're referring to, friend, but dropping one's keys or losing a contact is as public an act as I can imagine. It happens all the time.
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Man, I can just imagine the expression on your face as you try to keep from cracking up at this facade.


Or......bish, when two people love each other....
 
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bishoptl

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If you truly loved someone - hell, if you had some basic common decency - you'd get down on your hands and knees and help someone out who's lost something on the floor.

I mean gee whiz.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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bishoptl said:
If you truly loved someone - hell, if you had some basic common decency - you'd get down on your hands and knees and help someone out who's lost something on the floor.

I mean gee whiz.
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on your knees...BUTT NAKED PLEASE!
 
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mrmyth

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bishoptl said:
If you truly loved someone - hell, if you had some basic common decency - you'd get down on your hands and knees and help someone out who's lost something on the floor.

I mean gee whiz.
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Um, he's not really laughing at her per se, he's just really happy that she......found her keys. I think she's cupping the key fob(s) in the third pic.


And gee whiz, I'm having a damn hard time keeping this clean. And free of puns.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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Look, I just learned that ATM was ass to mouth. I've seen it but never gave it an acronym. Now, explain funnelcake style with words and pictures, and/or movies.
 
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mrmyth

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skinnyrattler said:
Look, I just learned that ATM was ass to mouth. I've seen it but never gave it an acronym. Now, explain funnelcake style with words and pictures, and/or movies.
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:) Holy shit.
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Hold on - you're trying to tell me that oral copulation is going on in that series of pictures? IN PUBLIC?

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The Promised One

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Yeah, I'm a little vague on the meaning of "funnelcake style" myself.

And Britney is a nasty skank. I wonder how many mothers still think she's a great role model.

Mom: "Now Suzie, you see what Britney does? When your with your BF on a patio, make sure you blow him."

Little Suzie: "What does blow him mean? Can I have a cookie?"
 
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darscot

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When are guys going to learn? When a girl does something to someone else you wish she would do to you that does not make her a skank or a slut or any other such nonsense.
 
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Saint Cornelius

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darscot said:
When are guys going to learn? When a girl does something to someone else you wish she would do to you that does not make her a skank or a slut or any other such nonsense.
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We're talking about Britney, though.
 
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Phoenix

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The Promised One said:
And Britney is a nasty skank. I wonder how many mothers still think she's a great role model.
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There were moms who thought she was a great role model? All I'd been hearing about her was in protest of her music and dress. The last time I drove past a Spears concert, I saw more fathers there with their daughters than I did mothers.
 
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impirius

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darscot said:
When are guys going to learn? When a girl does something to someone else you wish she would do to you that does not make her a skank or a slut or any other such nonsense.
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Maybe she drives several different cars
 
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