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[Daxter32jak]

Can someone please explain this foolery to me ASAP

“A Colorado “throuple” says they’re expecting a child together — with the biological parents hoping their girlfriend will help breastfeed, according to a report.

Though Lo Taylor is carrying the baby, she and her husband, Mike Taylor, want to give their girlfriend, Jess Woodstock, a more hands-on role raising the little one”

 

[ExpandKong]

Was definitely not expecting somewhat attractive people.

 

[Mistershine.]

Which part do you want explaining? The wet nurse, the throuple, or the pregnancy?

 

[Woo-Fu]

I wonder how bald he is. You don't wear that hat in that pic unless you're balding.

 

[DragoonKain]

Whatever makes people happy.

These type of relationships never seem to end well though. Humans by nature are possessive over their mates and eventually there always seems to be a fight for attention and someone picking one side over the other and the other gets jealous. I can’t ever remember seeing one of these stories where the relationship lasted more than a few years at most.

 

[Birdo]

This guy has to be rich.

 

[Mistershine.]

This guy has to be rich.

Nah, prehensile penis.

 

[haxan7]

what a bunch of attention whores.

The girlfriend will eventually fuck off to greener pastures, leaving the kid with a severed emotional connection (if she does actually breastfeed it).

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

what a bunch of attention whores.

The girlfriend will eventually fuck off to greener pastures, leaving the kid with a severed emotional connection (if she does actually breastfeed it).

But two women shitting on your chest at once tho

 

[Mistershine.]

But two women shitting on your chest at once tho

 

[-Arcadia-]

I don't know for sure, but I'm like 90% sure a throuple is a fish.

 

[King of Foxes]

I wonder how quickly this would fall apart if it was the GF who got pregnant first

 

[Mistershine.]

I don't know for sure, but I'm like 90% sure a throuple is a fish.

I just smells like it because of the extra vagina.

 

[IntentionalPun]

My wife thinks it's hot if I fuck another chick, but don't think either of us has interest in bringing any relationship baggage into it.

 

[DESTROYA]

So who does he bang first?

 

[Blade2.0]

I'm jealous.

 

[Cravis]

So who does he bang first?

Girlfriend ends up getting the sloppy seconds I assume.

 

[DESTROYA]

Girlfriend ends up getting the sloppy seconds I assume.

 

[haxan7]

Girlfriend ends up getting the sloppy seconds I assume.

One of them licks his nuts while the other handles his wiener

 

[SketchyGamerMan]

Man, I feel bad for kids these days. The next generation is going to be more fucked up than anyone can imagine.

 

[Cycom]

Man, I feel bad for kids these days. The next generation is going to be more fucked up than anyone can imagine.

All in the name of lefty tolerance/inclusion!

 

[TrainedRage]

So the kid calls one of them Mom and the other "dads girlfriend"? lmfao

 

[Amory]

My inclination is to call him a lucky bastard but nothing in life is free. I'm sure hes on double duty as both a husband and a boyfriend.

 

[IntentionalPun]

All in the name of lefty tolerance/inclusion!

Those crazy leftist Mormons caused all of this.

 

[newtypepilot]

what kind of mind control fuckery is this guy using lol?

 

[008]

what kind of mind control fuckery is this guy using lol?

lol yes, I need the deets. Good for him having two attractive women stick around for this

 

[Cycom]

Those crazy leftist Mormons caused all of this.

What does Mormonism have to do with the linked article or with the post I was responding to?

 

[IntentionalPun]

What does Mormonism have to do with the linked article or with the post I was responding to?

Mormons and Polygamy - Polygamy.com

In this article we are going to offer you all the information you need about Mormons and polygamy, this way you can better understand both phenomenon and practices The polygamy was called back in the 19th century by the Mormons as plural marriage and the modern; todays fundamentalists are...

www.polygamy.com

 

[nikolino840]

I wonder how bald he is. You don't wear that hat in that pic unless you're balding.

 

[nikolino840]

I can't find even one....

 

[Falcs]

I did not expect it to be 1 guy & 2 women...
And I certainly did not expect the women to be decent looking.

 

[Cycom]

Mormons and Polygamy - Polygamy.com

In this article we are going to offer you all the information you need about Mormons and polygamy, this way you can better understand both phenomenon and practices The polygamy was called back in the 19th century by the Mormons as plural marriage and the modern; todays fundamentalists are...

www.polygamy.com

Try again, homie.

What does Mormonism have to do with the linked article (point out where it’s mentioned, as I may have missed it) or with the post I was responding to?

 

[IntentionalPun]

Try again, homie.

What does Mormonism have to do with the linked article (point out where it’s mentioned, as I may have missed it) or with the post I was responding to?

A five year old could figure out what my point is.

 

[teezzy]

Time to grow a mustache.

It has been written.

 

[Cycom]

A five year old could figure out what my point is.

Aww, devolved to insults? Ok, homie.

The vast majority of Mormons are the complete opposite of “crazy leftist.” The article posted mentioned nothing about those 3 being Mormon. Your point was....weak.

 

[nush]

Time to grow a mustache.

It has been written.

Where have you been?

 

[Thaedolus]

Aww, devolved to insults? Ok, homie.

The vast majority of Mormons are the complete opposite of “crazy leftist.” The article posted mentioned nothing about those 3 being Mormon. Your point was....weak.

I think it was just a joke about the Mormon church’s history with polygamy bruh

 

[teezzy]

nush

I gave mine another go once this whole quarantine deal hit. I looked like my old shop teacher lol

 

[008]

Time to grow a mustache.

It has been written.

the only people I see rocking a mustache is in the military. And they look ridiculous, but good for this guy. He somehow made this nonsense work.

 

[Cycom]

I think it was just a joke about the Mormon church’s history with polygamy bruh

If it was, then my apologies. I didn’t get the choice of words and there was no joke that stood out. No hard feelings to the other poster.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Aww, devolved to insults? Ok, homie.

The vast majority of Mormons are the complete opposite of “crazy leftist.” The article posted mentioned nothing about those 3 being Mormon. Your point was....weak.

You practically just spelled it out but you still don’t get it? Lol