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[DunDunDunpachi]

Sorry if you got triangles. Rectangles, always.

Blessings if your sandwiches were cut like this as a child. I hope you receive gov't assistance for your hardship:

 

[p_xavier]

Triangles should be only for grilled cheeses.

 

[Nester99]

Rectangles mean love.

 

[Birdo]

Triangles tasted better.

 

[Husky]

Started out with rectangles, but we transitioned to the superior triangle. You rectangle eaters disgust me.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Started out with rectangles, but we transitioned to the superior triangle. You rectangle eaters disgust me.

Illuminati confirmed.

 

[Blond]

Triangles should be only for grilled cheeses.

Mildly triggered but you're right. That glorious tringle slice is built for gooey cheese.

 

[-YFC-]

I never got sandwiches that were cut. I don't cut them even now.
You grab that meaty piece of bread with your hands and eat it like a man.

 

[Nester99]

Am I weird for preparing my grilled cheese with one half jam and the other half mustard? cut in Rectangles of course So the jam and mustard do not touch.

 

[SKM1]

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Jam and cheese sounds weird but jam + creme cheese or ricotta isn't weird so I guess it depends on the cheese.

Mustard is the vanilla of sandwiches. Why would it be weird on grilled cheese?

 

[Nymphae]

Cutting sandwiches It's not a pizza, just bag it and eat it .

 

[Blond]

Am I weird for preparing my grilled cheese with one half jam and the other half mustard? cut in Rectangles of course So the jam and mustard do not touch.

Son, that's a melt. This a grilled cheese.

Bread, butter, cheese.

Cutting sandwiches It's not a pizza, just bag it and eat it .

NO U

 

[Nymphae]

NO U

I DO DO THAT

 

[Skullet5Head]

 

[Blond]

I DO DO THAT

THEN LET ME ENJOY MY CUT SAMMICH!

 

[Nymphae]

THEN LET ME ENJOY MY CUT SAMMICH!

PLEASE DO FRIEND

 

[DESTROYA]

School lunch never brought my own .

 

[Nester99]

Son, that's a melt. This a grilled cheese.

Bread, butter, cheese.

no, I am talking about a standard grilled cheese, but with a topping/spread. One rectangle With jam spread on top one rectangle with mustard spread on top.

the contrast between the two halves is so good!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

#TeamRectangle

Just tastes better that way

 

[Pejo]

@NoCrustCrew where we at?

 

[Nymphae]

@NoCrustCrew where we at?

Daycare

 

[StormCell]

Rectangles. Definitely.

Unless it was grilled cheese. Then triangles. Superior for dipping.

 

[badblue]

I don't recall my parents ever cutting my sandwiches... does this mean they never loved me?

 

[TheContact]

Triangles. And that's how I cut them for my kids, too.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Trapezoids

 

[lock2k]

Rectangle = Re(c)tarded

The pyramids are triangles for a reason. lol

 

[H4ze]

They weren't cut at all.

 

[Pejo]

Daycare

Well duh...OP asked about when we were kids.

Now I'm clearly a badass adult and this is how I eat my sandwiches to prove my maturity and masculinity:

 

[Nymphae]

Well duh...OP asked about when we were kids.

Do you still cut those sharp, gross tasting edges off your sandwiches?

 

[GymWolf]

My moms used to put a hot frittata inside a white bread "mafalda" as a thing to eat during school...

My family is not really into sandwitch...

 

[GymWolf]

Son, that's a melt. This a grilled cheese.

Bread, butter, cheese.

NO U

I feel retarded right now...i never tried 2 different type of cheese inside an hot sandwitch

Now i start to understand why americans are mostly obese

 

[Goro Majima]

@NoCrustCrew where we at?

Probably therapy wondering why life doesn’t hand out participation medals anymore since #nocrustcrew was coddled at such a young age.

 

[GymWolf]

Never understood why people don't like the crust...it's like not eating pizza crust...

 

[Blond]

I feel retarded right now...i never tried 2 different type of cheese inside an hot sandwitch

Now i start to understand why americans are mostly obese

350 calories from my estimation, and this is a rarity I refuse to be that big again, like ever

 

[GymWolf]

350 calories from my estimation, and this is a rarity I refuse to be that big again, like ever

I was joking, sorry if i passed for a jackass, i love eating nasty stuff too

 

[Tesseract]

the pentagon does not cut sandwiches

 

[Mobilemofo]

Unable to vote sadly. Cannot remember actual patents doing sandwiches. However, my foster parents use to cut the crusts off my sandwiches making them look like an oddly shaped extender table..(yes! It's an extender! Lol)

 

[Mobilemofo]

the pentagon does not cut sandwiches

The pentagon has a series of vending machines which serve everything from apples to mac and pc components.

 

[GymWolf]

the pentagon does not cut sandwiches

Are you sure? Because this looks like a penta toast to me...

Spoiler

 

[Tesseract]

The pentagon has a series of vending machines which serve everything from apples to mac and pc components.

 

[Blond]

I was joking, sorry if i passed for a jackass, i love eating nasty stuff too

Nah, it just brought back the memories of when I was like a 54 waist and could barely stand up :<

 

[GymWolf]

Nah, it just brought back the memories of when I was like a 54 waist and could barely stand up :<

What a noob, i was around a 56 or worst and 125kg when i was 16

 

[Super Mario]

Gotta start your future soyboy son off early by cutting off the crust and making it into triangles. I'm kind of joking, kind of not.

I was lucky if someone else even made me a sandwhich. We had the stuff. I was told I could make it how I like.

 

[Rockondevil]

Hard to remember but I’m pretty sure it was rectangles or squares.
I prefer to cut my kids into triangles but possibly it’s because I never had it as a child.

 

[Punished Miku]

Triangles should be only for grilled cheeses.

Or PB&J, but that's it.

Rectangles can hold bulk. Triangles are for thin sandwiches.

But it's also true that if your parents cut all your sandwiches into triangles, they actually love you. If it's rectangles they are broken pragmatists trying to stop you from spilling shit on the floor.

 

[Blade2.0]

Where is the none option? Had to cut that shit myself if I wanted it cut.

 

[Goro Majima]

This topic made me realize that I don’t really ever cut my own sandwich. Maybe a large burger or something but that’s it.

 

[godhandiscen]

Sorry if you got triangles. Rectangles, always.

Blessings if your sandwiches were cut like this as a child. I hope you receive gov't assistance for your hardship:

This child abuse ruined my Friday.

 

[BigBooper]

I was raised in the square ghetto. Hah, cutting up sandwiches? Buncha pansies.