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[edbrat]

If you don't want to eat your crusts you bought shitty bread, shame on you.

Everyone knows sandwich shapes depend on the sandwich type: 2 half triangles for grilled cheese, 4 quarter triangles for dainty sandwiches for high tea, 2 rectangles for marmite toast, no slicing at all for PB&J unless you are a freaking savage.

 

[Ornlu]

School lunch never brought my own .

Fellow poor, rise up! #freelunchcrew

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Flawless Victory

If you don't want to eat your crusts you bought shitty bread, shame on you.

Everyone knows sandwich shapes depend on the sandwich type: 2 half triangles for grilled cheese, 4 quarter triangles for dainty sandwiches for high tea, 2 rectangles for marmite toast, no slicing at all for PB&J unless you are a freaking savage.

???

 

[synchronicity]

Man, I don't even remember. I think I got mine with a "You're lucky to have a sandwich. Go to your room!" I ate lots of bologna and PB&J growing up, lol.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Triangles is somehow beating out rectangles. I finally realize I had a privileged upbringing.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[MetalAlien]

Sorry if you got triangles. Rectangles, always.

Blessings if your sandwiches were cut like this as a child. I hope you receive gov't assistance for your hardship:

I don't remember that happening exactly the same way at my house....

Spoiler

 

[Ikutachi]

Rectangles. Triangles are better.

 

[highrider]

My parents gave me porridge seasoned with soot.

 

[TaySan]

Rectangles for life

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Triangles is somehow beating out rectangles. I finally realize I had a privileged upbringing.

Check Your Geometrical Privilege, Son.

 

[Ornlu]

My parents gave me porridge seasoned with soot.

"You guys are getting porridge???"

 

[synchronicity]

"You guys are getting porridge???"

Soot only for you?

 

[kingbean]

No cuts. I got a the sandwich as god intended.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Cutting wasn't needed in my case.

 

[Ornlu]

Cutting wasn't needed in my case.

Dat early CGI!

 

[Portugeezer]

A kind of... Half triangle half rectangle thing.

 

[The Pleasure]

Neither. I'm Mexican. They told me to make my own sandwich while mowing the lawn and washing the truck.

 

[JohnHornbuckle]

My parents did rectangles. I spent the weekend with my grandparents and my grandma did triangles and I thought it was the greatest thing I had ever seen. I went home and really let my mom have it for never telling me about this.

 

[12Goblins]

Sorry, I don't understand cutting sandwiches into triangles as I was raised to be man of culture

 

[Rentahamster]

Neither. I just ate it.

 

[triplestation]

both

 

[nyr88nyg]

Nope, but I wish they did. The crust on white bread sucks.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Dat early CGI!

 

[mr.dilya]

Rectangles are for squares.

 

[navii]

gave me lunch money, which i used to buy candy with

 

[Dacon]

Neither, I got the whole ass sandwich, like a real American.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Don't think I've ever had sandwich as a kid, or now when I make one where it's cut.

Only time is Subway precutting a big sub in half or maybe a giant burger at a pub.

 

[DavidGzz]

Parents didn't feed me no damn sammiches. Meat, eggs, chorizo, and rice built this body.

 

[Woo-Fu]

The only reason to cut it into rectangles is to fit it into those crappy sandwich bags we had as kids. Triangles style is for ease of consumption.

 

[Pantz]

I got 4 small squares

 

[German Hops]

this thread is seriously lacking sandwich porn..

 

[AV]

Voted rectangles and was blown away to find it's now a perfect 50/50 split after over 50 votes. You're on to something DDD.

But yeah, as a kid, rectangles. These days I swing both ways

 

[GymWolf]

Sorry, I don't understand cutting sandwiches into triangles as I was raised to be man of culture

This guy knows.

 

[Mihos]

My parents would just pack a knife in my lunch and let me decide how and who I would cut

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

this thread is seriously lacking sandwich porn..

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

this thread is seriously lacking sandwich porn..

Wrap your mouth around this, my dude

My parents would just pack a knife in my lunch and let me decide how and who I would cut

live look at Mihos now

 

[GymWolf]

I think it's far more disturbing using the term "parental unit" instead of "parents" than any wrongly sliced sandwitch...

 

[GymWolf]

Wrap your mouth around this, my dude

live look at Mihos now

That is the saddest looking melted cheese i ever saw...

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

That is the saddest looking melted cheese i ever saw...

 

[MasterCornholio]

My parents would just pack a knife in my lunch and let me decide how and who I would cut

Did you choose them by smelling them?

 

[GymWolf]

 

[Thaedolus]

My parents didn’t cut my sandwiches because they wanted me to be a savage like them. But obviously the angled cut is correct.

Once my grandma made me a cheese sandwich and didn’t take the little paper between the cheese off, because she wanted me to be a little savage. Mayo and cheese and parchment paper sandwiches made me the man I am today.

 

[Ornlu]

My parents didn’t cut my sandwiches because they wanted me to be a savage like them. But obviously the angled cut is correct.

Once my grandma made me a cheese sandwich and didn’t take the little paper between the cheese off, because she wanted me to be a little savage. Mayo and cheese and parchment paper sandwiches made me the man I am today.

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[Alter_Fridge]

Halves. Who needs small ass quarters

 

[888]

My parents didn’t make me sandwiches.

 

[The Scrivener]

I was fed triangle sandwiches as a kid. This explains my comment to you earlier about feeling like a dumb animal.

 

[Liljagare]

Squares.

 

[Meowzers]

I was a latchkey kid back in late 90's early 00's.

I waited until my momma brought back some KFC or Burger King, but if I made my own food, it was all done by microwave.

 

[Meowzers]

Squares.

I thought prawnography was banned on here.

 

[German Hops]

Spoiler: nsfw

Wrap your mouth around this, my dude

live look at Mihos now

Thank you, gentlemen. This will help me make it through the night.