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[mcdonnell]

http://www3.jdk.com/version_4_2/index.html

Click on the 360 logo. There are some Xbox 360 print ads and also a "internal culture video" from Microsoft. J Allard talks about how he won't be satisfied until the "entire human population" is playing 360. And it has a tagline for the system: "Be Human and Levitate" or someting like that. Kind of freaky??

 

[aoi tsuki]

Is Allard a Scientologist now?

 

[Borys]

From 360 ad campaign I expect nothing less than:

"360 ad campaign is a lot like Halo 2 ad campaign, only it's Halo 2 ad campaign on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas. And, the ninjas are all on fire, too."

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

 

[krypt0nian]

From 360 ad campaign I expect nothing less than:

"360 ad campaign is a lot like Halo 2 ad campaign, only it's Halo 2 ad campaign on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas. And, the ninjas are all on fire, too."

You forgot "and knocking over magazine racks!!!" :lol

 

[djm19]

the entire human population? There is not one device tbat the entire human population uses, much less has the electricity to use xbox 360.

 

[∀ Narayan]

Stylish. It seems they're going to take their marketing in many directions. I mean, hell, you could see one of these ads in many non-gamer magazines and they wouldn't look out of place either.

 

[brocke]

All i can say so far is....

Damn that site is slow lol.

 

[mcdonnell]

I'm a member of the human population. Where's my Xbox 360?

 

[brocke]

Just finished watching it.

That really freaked me out. Reminded me of a cult video. Especially when they showed that guy with the weird look on his face with a wall of videogames behind him. Scary

 

[Gantz]

the entire human population? There is not one device tbat the entire human population uses, much less has the electricity to use xbox 360.

Everyone has an ipod now even poor people :lol

 

[Borys]

One of the posters says:

Heir to the Throne.

Good one :lol

 

[GhaleonEB]

One of the posters says:

Heir to the Throne.

Good one :lol

Look closer. It's sitting on top of an XBox. ;p

 

[miyuru]

Remember the first Xbox commercials? I think they were pulled quickly. Really weird stuff, cockroaches and shit :lol

 

[mcdonnell]

Speaking of strange commercials...

http://gameads.gamepressure.com/tv_game_commercial.asp?ID=1291

This is one of the strange commercials for the first Xbox.

 

[Piepz]

I didn't heard cleary J Allards Live gamertag. Can someone tell me please ?

 

[Ranger X]

Allard and Kaz... ZZZZZ
Always reaching new heights in their PR exagerations.

 

[border]

His gamertag is HiroProtagonist. He says he's a gamer, but I doubt that he really plays much at all. Not active on Halo 2 since January.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Allard, what a fool. I'll never forgive him for that MTV debacle.

 

[impirius]

Speaking of strange commercials...

http://gameads.gamepressure.com/tv_game_commercial.asp?ID=1291

This is one of the strange commercials for the first Xbox.

Whaaaaat?

It beats screaming midgets, I guess, but not by much

 

[Piepz]

His gamertag is HiroProtagonist. He says he's a gamer, but I doubt that he really plays much at all. Not active on Halo 2 since January.

He's just playing/testing xbox 360 Live with PDZ

 

[Drakken]

Interesting. Could someone rip those vids, please?

 

[bill0527]

http://www3.jdk.com/version_4_2/index.html

Click on the 360 logo. There are some Xbox 360 print ads and also a "internal culture video" from Microsoft. J Allard talks about how he won't be satisfied until the "entire human population" is playing 360. And it has a tagline for the system: "Be Human and Levitate" or someting like that. Kind of freaky??

He won't be satisfied until the entire human population is playing 360?

Does half the human population even have running water, electricity, or even a pair of shoes?

I know he's being facetious but lets not be totally friggin stupid about this.

 

[dorio]

He won't be satisfied until the entire human population is playing 360?

Does half the human population even have running water, electricity, or even a pair of shoes?

I know he's being facetious but lets not be totally friggin stupid about this.

Not to mention how will new born babies wrap their hands around that controller. You guys are taking this too serious. Looks like the ads are trying to be female friendly with no mention of words like power etc. I still hate that green color. It's such an ugly color but it looks like they are going with a more designer friendly hue though.

 

[Juice]

Safari started loading that site, rendered the black background, and then said "no."

I thank it for probably saving me 10 minutes of my time and my sanity.

 

[byproduct]

I love the poster with the line-art alien and monster playing xbox. A zillion times better than generic ethnic face #69823 with xbox logo posters.

 

[polg]

Geez... stop trying to make J Allar T3h c00l!

 

[M3wThr33]

Yeah, let's make a commercial where a baby's shot out of the mother and gets old and dies really fast all while holding an Xbox controller!

 

[Joe]

Allard, what a fool. I'll never forgive him for that MTV debacle.

peter moore was behind the mtv special.

 

[DopeyFish]

Remember the first Xbox commercials? I think they were pulled quickly. Really weird stuff, cockroaches and shit :lol

the cockroach one was the BEST

"Your eyes will be blinded by the weight of mighty visions, and all the has passed before will be changed forever"