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[West Texas CEO]

So, I'm going in to log in to NeoGAF today, and right where it says to put in your username, I typed...

"neogaf"

 

[22:22:22]

I tried to pay with my healtcare card because it's also orange. It's funny.

 

[22:22:22]

Do you feel ashamed?

 

[Fart Knight]

I tried to pay with my healtcare card because it's also orange. It's funny.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Do you feel ashamed?

Yes. Yes, I do.

I'm know I'm stupid, but gotdamn!

 

[22:22:22]

Thanks.

 

[22:22:22]

 

[kanjobazooie]

I miss that wacky bloke nightmare-slain

I miss his shitty Shrek gifs.

 

[John Marston]

Installing my air conditioner today.
It's been surprisingly very humid the last 2 weeks.
Turning my apartment into a cool sound proof hermit cave

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Turning my apartment into a cool sound proof hermit cave

 

[22:22:22]

Air conditioning makes my nose dry. Fuck ac

 

[West Texas CEO]

Turning my apartment into a cool sound proof hermit cave

 

[22:22:22]

John

 

[Fart Knight]

 

[John Marston]

I was born a ginger and even though I'm a Daywalker the sun and especially the humidity are my kryptonite.

I'd rather add layers to get comfy.
You can't remove your skin if it gets too hot

 

[Fart Knight]

You cant?

 

[Con-Z-epT]

I was born a ginger and even though I'm a Daywalker...

Say no more!

 

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[John Marston]

Say no more!

Going on vacation as a kid with my family to Old Orchard, Wildwood or Cape Cod my mom would always force me to wear a t-shirt to go in the ocean.
I didn't want to look like a pussy so I'd get rid of it and soon after I would be lobster red.

Then spend the next 2 days watching TV in the motel room covered in Nivea cream

I also remember riding the small waves on my tummy with a mini styrofoam surfboard.
My aunt Lise was close by (She was a hot nurse).
As I'm walking towards the beach to take a break she gets hit in the back by a big wave and her dentures pop out.
She's laughing and scrambling to get them back as we're all standing with our mouths open.
She puts them back in, looks at us and says "Oh my that was wild! WHAT!?"

The wave had also taken out her bikini top

 

[Con-Z-epT]

You know how to draw a picture with your memories. Lobster red made it for me.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

 

[AJUMP23]

I’m watching 10 year olds play soccer in the rain. What life choices have lead to this.

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

I’m watching 10 year olds play soccer in the rain. What life choices have lead to this.

 

[John Marston]

I’m watching 10 year olds play soccer in the rain. What life choices have lead to this.

You had a chance to lose yours in a cave not too long ago.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

I’m watching 10 year olds play soccer in the rain. What life choices have lead to this.

From horny to this you question everything now?

 

[badblue]

What life choices have lead to this.

No idea.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Yes. Yes, I do.

I'm know I'm stupid, but gotdamn!

 

[John Marston]

No idea.

Now I gotta rewatch for the 25th time A Fish Called Wanda

 

[AJUMP23]

It was a 2-2 tie.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[badblue]

 

[22:22:22]

Happy Sunday GAF

 

[22:22:22]

Woke up early and seeing the ending credits of Dune II atm.

What a ride.

Went by way to fast. LOVED it!

Now I feel empty.

 

[22:22:22]

Infrastructure/machine/etc design was brilliant. Harkonnen fireworks ffs


Buuu but it has brutalist architecture and young protagonist boo boo.

I'm not easily impressed.

 

[22:22:22]

Kinda hate i didn't rewatched the first.

 

[22:22:22]

It's not THAT bad hops.

Had an amazing morning.

Hope the same goes for all of you

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Another sleepless night..

 

[kanjobazooie]

Another sleepless night..

Listen to the music that 22:22:22 likes. It will put you to sleep immediately.

 

[22:22:22]

Listen to the music that 22:22:22 likes. It will put you to sleep immediately.

I'll let this one go.

But I will remember it.

 

[badblue]

Life Pro Tip:

Identify the plants you are removing from the yard.

Last thing you'd want to do is unknowing rip up a giant hogweed and get the poison sap all over your bare skin and then use the rest room.

(not me, my dad)

 

[John Marston]

Humans in a Godzilla movie are the equivalent of story in a porno movie.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Humans in a Godzilla movie are the equivalent of story in a porno movie.

Yet Godzilla Minus One manages to make the Human Part as interesting as the Sequences involving Godzilla

 

[West Texas CEO]

Humans in a Godzilla movie are the equivalent of story in a porno movie.

I feel like I can understand this, but I might need to smoke more weed.

BRB !

 

[West Texas CEO]

I feel like I can understand this, but I might need to smoke more weed.

BRB !

Ok, now I get it

 

[John Marston]

Yet Godzilla Minus One manages to make the Human Part as interesting as the Sequences involving Godzilla

Haven't seen that one will check it out thanks!

 

[John Marston]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

thisisneogaf.mp4

 

[22:22:22]

Can i have her number

 

[West Texas CEO]

Can i have her number

No.

 

[22:22:22]

sure.

Of course