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[Wario64]

http://www.take2games.com/support/patches/SA_US_1.01_COLD.zip

woo! now your mommy will let you jack cars and kill cops again without fear!

 

[dark10x]

It's a shame they didn't just embrace the rating and put the Hot Coffee patch right up on their front page.

 

[Hydro_Alexis]

cool beanz i love gta!
by da way wario does that picture signify an average weekend in your bedroom?

 

[Amused_To_Death]

This such a fucking joke. Why would anyone want this patch? I'm trying to figure out a single scenario when someone will need to install this patch, really? I can't believe Rockstar caved in to all the whiners and actually issued a patch...

 

[The Faceless Master]

This such a fucking joke. Why would anyone want this patch? I'm trying to figure out a single scenario when someone will need to install this patch, really? I can't believe Rockstar caved in to all the whiners and actually issued a patch...

concerned parent who bought this pornographic game for their kid?




































:lol :lol :lol

 

[Ranger X]

This such a fucking joke. Why would anyone want this patch? I'm trying to figure out a single scenario when someone will need to install this patch, really? I can't believe Rockstar caved in to all the whiners and actually issued a patch...

I agree with you on this all... AGAIN

 

[Suikoguy]

I'm lost here, don't you need a patch to unlock the hot coffee anyway?
So this is a patch for a patch?

 

[miyuru]

They should've called it Iced Coffee

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'm lost here, don't you need a patch to unlock the hot coffee anyway?
So this is a patch for a patch?

Yes.

They should've called it Iced Coffee

I could go for one of those right about now.

 

[johnjohnson]

This such a fucking joke. Why would anyone want this patch? I'm trying to figure out a single scenario when someone will need to install this patch, really? I can't believe Rockstar caved in to all the whiners and actually issued a patch...

I remember some discussions back then when God of War was released with people asking about some setting to turn off the boobies in some scenes. I don't understand why people has no problems with violence, gore and sadism but gets offended by a pair of boobs.

 

[isamu]

Iz it trew there coming out with a "Cum Coffee" pach?

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

This such a fucking joke. Why would anyone want this patch?

- Added support for 720p and 1080i HDTV resolutions

- Issue fixed on machines where the OS has been updated (one OS installed over top of another) and has 2 registry keys that point to the users "My Documents" folder (we incorrectly used to assume the Win2000 folder, now correctly uses the last installed OS folder) - users know this as "user account period bug".

- Crash when entering advanced display options with only 32 meg of video ram (32 meg of video ram is not supported and will only allow use of 640*480 in 16 and 32 bit. At this resolution it is likely you will see the "Black Roads" LOD problem). We do NOT however disallow machines with 32 meg of video ram from running GRAND THEFT AUTO: San Andreas.

- Crash when entering advanced display options on a dual monitor machine after :- starting game on primary monitor in maximum resolution, exiting, starting again in maximum resolution on secondary monitor. Secondary monitor maximum resolution had to be greater than maximum resolution of primary monitor.

- Destroyed cars now are correct colour.

- Dirty cars now able to get clean.

- Numpad 5 key is now mappable when re-defining controls.

- Issue on all machines where certain collisions caused parts of the audio system to crash (sound effects, cutscene audio - only radio keeps going) - users know this as "Rain / Thunderstorm bug".

- Improvements to DVD streaming.

- Audio problems in interior / exterior transitions and getting in / out of cars fixed.

- Some fixes to ensure reverb is not present at certain save points.

- Improvements to dance game timings.

- Crash occuring when using "user radio files" while the frame limiter is disabled.

 

[xsarien]

They should've called it Iced Coffee

I was just thinking that.