So ever since seeing "Bend it like Beckham" I have had a thing for Indian chicks. I was so stoked when Parminder Nagra joined the cast of ER. So a couple months ago start a new job and the first thing I noticed was this very attractive Indian chick who worked near by. I would strike up a conversation every now and again, and she seemed to really be digging me. So last Monday I asked her what she did for fun and she was like nothing really. So I asked her if I could take her out to eat some time. She was like all shy and shit and say she didn't know me. I told her I had been stopping by her booth for a month now. She was like I don't know. I asked her, how, would I get to know her better so that we could go out. She was like pick me up after work. So I did and I drove her home all last week. We had some pretty pleasant conversations. On Friday I asked her if I could take her out. She agreed so we went to this Mexican restaurant, she had previously told me that she hadn't had Mexican food ever even though she had been in Texas for 2 years. Everything went great. I dazzled her with my wit and charm, showed her how to eat tacos.
So we get back from the movies and she invites me in and we sit on the couch and talk for hours. So much so she tells me I can stay over rather than drive home. I'm thinking yeah score. She gets up and leaves the room comes back with a blanket and tells me I can sleep on the couch. DENIED. So the next day I take her out with me and introduce her to some friends at a get together at one one of their houses. Everyone is like damn she's nice, giving me the approving eye/ head nod. We had a great week end together it's like we have been in a relationship for a long time. She was very polite and personable and everyone was impressed with her. So yesterday I see her at work and we chat. She asks me if Im coming over to her house tonight. I'm like sure I can if you want.
So about 8:00 I get to her house and we are talking and all then suddenly she moves in close so I move forward and kiss her. I really wasn't expecting this. From all indications I assumed we wouldn't get to this point for a while so I came unprepared. So we commence to kissing and stroking. We end up in her bed I'm sitting upright and she is straddling me. I start pulling her cloths off starting with her shirt, then braw, now Im removing her pants and panties. This is where the shit hit the fan and hard. Got her pants off and we are kissing and I move to suck on her breast when I get a whiff of the most God awful smell I have ever smelt in my life. It was like a thousand animals died and decomposed all at the same time. It actually snapped my head back like a hit of smelling sauce, but I gained control before I was noticeable that I had winced at the smell. She didn't stop a beat. She was sucking on my neck and had grabbed a hold of my crank and began furiously "massaging" it. For the first time in my life I m torn at a moment I am the most decisive. Half of me was disgusted at the smell; the other half was ready to hit a wet paper bag since the last time I had gotten some skin was during the Meryl Streep incident. Add that with her massaging my crank all rational thought was out the door. So I roll over and WITHOUT A RUBBER, start the pipe laying. So we are in the act and I go to suck on the nipples again, she had the most perfect freaking breasts ever. I realize that as I thrust the air movement would push the smell upward I would get a super concentrated whiff of her odor. I said fuck the breasts, and put my chin over her shoulder and on my upswing I would inhale and hold the breath then thrust and pull out in rapid succession time I couldn't hold it in then on the next upswing release and inhale again. By this point I was totally oblivious to this chick I was just trying to cum and get this over with. I've spent my whole life trying not to cum till the last possible minute and succeeded and failed on various occasions, but this time the one time I needed to bust a quick one and it seemed like hours before I let one out. I was cussing my dick out in my head, "GODDFAMN MOTHER FUCKER YOU GONNA DO THIS SHIT TO ME NOW. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO THIS WHEN I WAS WITH THAT BIG BUTTED ASIAN CHICK LAST YEAR. NO YOU HAD TO GO BLOW YOUR WAD 5 MINUTES IN. PUNK BITCH MOTHER FUCKER I HATE YOU!!!!"
So finally it's over and because I was so fixated on blowing my head I forget to pull out. I'm pretty sure she didn't cum but I didn't care. I immediately rolled over and put one foot out of the bed, when my conscious grabbed me and said, "You can't just jump up and leave like this." She's rubbing me on my back and tugging me trying to get me to face her. She tells me that I'm so great and that I now belong to her and that I can do whatever I want with her. She said that last part several times before I though, "Damn bitch I want to stick my hand up your snatch and pull out whatever died up in there." I responded instead with I love you too baby. She wraps her arms around me and snuggles up. I'm screaming inside my head, "GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE NOW!!!" Finally I slide out of bed and go, "Crap I have to go pick my Mom up." I apologize while I throw my cloths on and tell her I will see her tomorrow, and then darted out.
So I peel out of the parking lot and immediately call my boy, Tony, up and to tell him about the situation. In the middle of the conversation I start to smell something foul. I stick my head down towards the steering wheel, and immediately know what it is. I tell my boy, "GOD DAMN THIS BITCH DUN SLIMMED ME!!!" I tell him I got to get home immediately and wash off. He tells me no come to his house it's closer. I get there he's cracking up along with his wife. So he's like dude let me smell and bends over and almost immediately snaps back up. All of a sudden the door rings and the rest of the crew shows up laughing their asses off. Tony's wife had called everyone and they were on the way to inspect the scene. Ok so picture this, here I am standing in the middle of the room, with my hands on my hips and my hips thrust out with 5 dudes and 1 chick smelling my crotch. :lol Finally after about 30 minutes of cracking on the situation Tony invites me to shower at his house and gives me a pair of pants to wear home.
So today I make it a priority to get to work get my stuff and leave before the Indian chick got to work. Now I'm stuck with trying to find a legitimate reason to get my boss to transfer me to a different location. Anyhow what does everyone else think I should do? Should I talk with the chick and explain the situation of should I just say screw it and never talk to her again, and hope my boss buys my excuse for wanting a transfer? Thanks for listening.
So we get back from the movies and she invites me in and we sit on the couch and talk for hours. So much so she tells me I can stay over rather than drive home. I'm thinking yeah score. She gets up and leaves the room comes back with a blanket and tells me I can sleep on the couch. DENIED. So the next day I take her out with me and introduce her to some friends at a get together at one one of their houses. Everyone is like damn she's nice, giving me the approving eye/ head nod. We had a great week end together it's like we have been in a relationship for a long time. She was very polite and personable and everyone was impressed with her. So yesterday I see her at work and we chat. She asks me if Im coming over to her house tonight. I'm like sure I can if you want.
So about 8:00 I get to her house and we are talking and all then suddenly she moves in close so I move forward and kiss her. I really wasn't expecting this. From all indications I assumed we wouldn't get to this point for a while so I came unprepared. So we commence to kissing and stroking. We end up in her bed I'm sitting upright and she is straddling me. I start pulling her cloths off starting with her shirt, then braw, now Im removing her pants and panties. This is where the shit hit the fan and hard. Got her pants off and we are kissing and I move to suck on her breast when I get a whiff of the most God awful smell I have ever smelt in my life. It was like a thousand animals died and decomposed all at the same time. It actually snapped my head back like a hit of smelling sauce, but I gained control before I was noticeable that I had winced at the smell. She didn't stop a beat. She was sucking on my neck and had grabbed a hold of my crank and began furiously "massaging" it. For the first time in my life I m torn at a moment I am the most decisive. Half of me was disgusted at the smell; the other half was ready to hit a wet paper bag since the last time I had gotten some skin was during the Meryl Streep incident. Add that with her massaging my crank all rational thought was out the door. So I roll over and WITHOUT A RUBBER, start the pipe laying. So we are in the act and I go to suck on the nipples again, she had the most perfect freaking breasts ever. I realize that as I thrust the air movement would push the smell upward I would get a super concentrated whiff of her odor. I said fuck the breasts, and put my chin over her shoulder and on my upswing I would inhale and hold the breath then thrust and pull out in rapid succession time I couldn't hold it in then on the next upswing release and inhale again. By this point I was totally oblivious to this chick I was just trying to cum and get this over with. I've spent my whole life trying not to cum till the last possible minute and succeeded and failed on various occasions, but this time the one time I needed to bust a quick one and it seemed like hours before I let one out. I was cussing my dick out in my head, "GODDFAMN MOTHER FUCKER YOU GONNA DO THIS SHIT TO ME NOW. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO THIS WHEN I WAS WITH THAT BIG BUTTED ASIAN CHICK LAST YEAR. NO YOU HAD TO GO BLOW YOUR WAD 5 MINUTES IN. PUNK BITCH MOTHER FUCKER I HATE YOU!!!!"
So finally it's over and because I was so fixated on blowing my head I forget to pull out. I'm pretty sure she didn't cum but I didn't care. I immediately rolled over and put one foot out of the bed, when my conscious grabbed me and said, "You can't just jump up and leave like this." She's rubbing me on my back and tugging me trying to get me to face her. She tells me that I'm so great and that I now belong to her and that I can do whatever I want with her. She said that last part several times before I though, "Damn bitch I want to stick my hand up your snatch and pull out whatever died up in there." I responded instead with I love you too baby. She wraps her arms around me and snuggles up. I'm screaming inside my head, "GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE NOW!!!" Finally I slide out of bed and go, "Crap I have to go pick my Mom up." I apologize while I throw my cloths on and tell her I will see her tomorrow, and then darted out.
So I peel out of the parking lot and immediately call my boy, Tony, up and to tell him about the situation. In the middle of the conversation I start to smell something foul. I stick my head down towards the steering wheel, and immediately know what it is. I tell my boy, "GOD DAMN THIS BITCH DUN SLIMMED ME!!!" I tell him I got to get home immediately and wash off. He tells me no come to his house it's closer. I get there he's cracking up along with his wife. So he's like dude let me smell and bends over and almost immediately snaps back up. All of a sudden the door rings and the rest of the crew shows up laughing their asses off. Tony's wife had called everyone and they were on the way to inspect the scene. Ok so picture this, here I am standing in the middle of the room, with my hands on my hips and my hips thrust out with 5 dudes and 1 chick smelling my crotch. :lol Finally after about 30 minutes of cracking on the situation Tony invites me to shower at his house and gives me a pair of pants to wear home.
So today I make it a priority to get to work get my stuff and leave before the Indian chick got to work. Now I'm stuck with trying to find a legitimate reason to get my boss to transfer me to a different location. Anyhow what does everyone else think I should do? Should I talk with the chick and explain the situation of should I just say screw it and never talk to her again, and hope my boss buys my excuse for wanting a transfer? Thanks for listening.
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