AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
2 weeks.
Discuss.
Discuss.
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AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I've been sleeping very well and my sheets don't have a single stain on them. How much longer does everyone give me? Let's see if I can make it a month. =D
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Jonny said:
You clicked and spent time replying.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Ninja Scooter
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so how did you break both your arms?
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
nitewulf said:
WTF!? How the hell do you know?
Edit: And why does it make me lose the urge to wank? Seriously...this sucks.
shoplifter
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You want to 'save yourself' for her. This will only lead down the road to destruction.
You know what you must do.
You know what you must do.
carbonbased
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Subconcious guilt?
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Gen.Wedge said:
Fucking lousy subconscious; I will beat it (no pun!) sooner or later.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
retardboy said:
When will it stop? I want it to go away! The pain is too much. :'(
shoplifter
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Dude, turn on some porn, grab your cock, and go for it.
It'll be over before you know it.
It'll be over before you know it.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
If I told you I deleted my "MotoGP" folder...would you beat me down?
shoplifter
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[bones]GOOD GOD MAN[/bones]
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
*fires up Kazaa*
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Thank God I haven't.
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
That is because she makes you realize how precious women are, that they aren't just sex toys but are people and just knowing them can offer things far more valuable and fulfilling than just sex. Not only that, but your esteem for her specifically makes other women less desirable. It's good that you stopped, why degrade women like that? I wouldn't want people to view me in such ways for such purposes. Though if you lose your feelings for that girl you'll probably want to again, I heard some study that showed porn/maturbation is more addictive than cocaine. Real care and appreciation for the finer qualities of a woman is a more potent "drug", but if you lose that you'll still want something else if you aren't getting fulfillment (general not sexual) elsewhere in life. Doesn't sound like you want to stop though so I guess you don't care. I think if you stop and consider what it is you see it's bad, but people change their opinions to fit their desires so easily.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
demon said:
:|
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Dice said:
My subconscious is doing this for those reasons? That's it, I'm gonna' go touch myself.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
"I just jerked off twice....one for me, and one for you. In the one for you, though, you were taking it up the ass by two guys at once. HAHA UR A H0MO NOW."
Sounds like you're a bi guy.
edit- you never said what you were jerking too,so you're not bi...just strange.
Sounds like you're a bi guy.
edit- you never said what you were jerking too,so you're not bi...just strange.
Error Macro
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demon said:
Oh, sweet Jesus. The depravity of humans is apalling at times. View evidence of this at the "other" forum. Post naked pictures of yourself, indeed. Christ.
Error Macro
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Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Omg, we should have a contest...Seinfeld fans know where I'm going with this.
I have the same problem when I really like a woman, but it usually doesn't last two weeks. My problem is more I can't imagine any other women but the one I like during the deed...I think its a guilt thing.
I have the same problem when I really like a woman, but it usually doesn't last two weeks. My problem is more I can't imagine any other women but the one I like during the deed...I think its a guilt thing.
Ninja Scooter
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why in the name of gigilo jimmy del ray is olimario posting nude pics of himself at OA?
Error Macro
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demon said:dear god I thought it had to be a joke
Did you get to the bottom of page 2 in that particular thread? Even better that the first picture. Well, if that's your kind of thing, of course.
Ninja Scooter
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from that thread:
haha
haha
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Olimario needs help....think he asked his gf if it was ok to show grown men his wang? Friggin bizzare.
-edit- I thought it was a joke...its like tub girl all over again.
-edit- I thought it was a joke...its like tub girl all over again.
Unfortunately I did, with the unfulfilled hope of seeing a picture of a naked chick somewhere.Error Macro said:
By the way, back on topic, I remember I was sort of in a similar situation a long time ago. I think it was the summer after 7th grade, and I met a girl at some church camp and developed a huge crush on her. I was pretty sure she lived close to me and hoped to meet her after camp was over. I never really felt that way about a girl before. Anyway, I had this legendary porn tape I made that involved a vcr, cinemax, and many late nights in the TV room. After I met this girl, for some reason I felt like I didn't "need" the tape anymore, and I threw it away. I wish I waited just a bit longer.
Error Macro
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demon said:
Oh there's a picture of "Mina" going down on some chick later on in that thread. I swear, that board is in the fucking sewer.
Spiritreaver
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Not even I "got it up" while looking at oli's pictures.
Anyways, Alpha, you should record the first jerk you have whenever you do it... then post it on OA! I mean, you'd look cool and fly.
Anyways, Alpha, you should record the first jerk you have whenever you do it... then post it on OA! I mean, you'd look cool and fly.
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