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Ninja Scooter
Member
demon said:
hahahahah wtf?! I just peed my pants. This thread ROCKS!
Error Macro
Member
Society said:
Hmm, seeing as how that thread was made what, yesterday? I don't see how you could accurately judge my particpation there in two days time. There was really nothing that quite matched the ilk of that thread before now.
Ninja Scooter
Member
heh macrowned.
Error Macro
Member
Uh, I said in the past two days. I was posting like a fucking mad man there from it's inception up to about a couple of months ago.
Had thread's like Olimario's been popular throughout it's history, it's extremely doubtful I would have ever posted there in the first place.
Had thread's like Olimario's been popular throughout it's history, it's extremely doubtful I would have ever posted there in the first place.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
This is the best thread ever.
Error Macro
Member
Bacon said:
What makes you think so? I posted like three messages there since the other day. That place has had it.
Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Wow, olimario really did snap...
Yeah, I checked it out. I figure I should at least "test" myself every once in awhile. I'm still straight...as far as I know. I'm curious sometimes.
Yeah, I checked it out. I figure I should at least "test" myself every once in awhile. I'm still straight...as far as I know. I'm curious sometimes.
Jumpman
Member
demon said:Unfortunately I did, with the unfulfilled hope of seeing a picture of a naked chick somewhere.
By the way, back on topic, I remember I was sort of in a similar situation a long time ago. I think it was the summer after 7th grade, and I met a girl at some church camp and developed a huge crush on her. I was pretty sure she lived close to me and hoped to meet her after camp was over. I never really felt that way about a girl before. Anyway, I had this legendary porn tape I made that involved a vcr, cinemax, and many late nights in the TV room. After I met this girl, for some reason I felt like I didn't "need" the tape anymore, and I threw it away. I wish I waited just a bit longer.
OMG! I made one of those tapes too, back in the day, I still have it. Over 6 hours of naked celebs and just hot chicks in general. Quite a collection I must say. It literally took months of work to produce the final result. I also had some other porn tapes I found back then. There was some good stuff on those tapes but I eventually threw them out in brief lapse of stupidity. I think it was guilt caused by my overly religious upbringing, as well as just being young at the time. Stupid religion, wrecking my pron fun!
Error Macro
Member
What's up with you guys? Why are you being so defensive about that board? I viewed it briefly and posted a few messages. What is so hard to understand about that? I can still bemoan the place.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I didn't actually delete my "MotoGP" folder, btw.
Biff Hardbody
Member
The only reason Error goes onto OA is so we have a free place to express our love through PMs.
Now what is gay or deviant about that???
Really, I thought so.
Now what is gay or deviant about that???
Really, I thought so.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I left OA months ago and haven't posted since. The place has turned to shit way too fast. It wasn't just a "phase" as some said...it's permanent.
Edit: IBL. Thanks for turning this thread into a thread about OA. Skank ass bitches. >=|
Edit: IBL. Thanks for turning this thread into a thread about OA. Skank ass bitches. >=|
Error Macro said:
You're tainted. No matter how much you profess your love for obscure Japanese celebrities or how good is your use of cliché one-liners, you will never be considered a true GAFer now.
AlphaSnake said:
Has it anything to do with your little prank that backfired big time?
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Jonny said:
Yeah, but this thread is about *my* penis! Not Olimario's!
Error Macro
Member
Bacon said:
Not wanting to debate this much longer, but how does that make me a hypocrite? Do I have to draw a timeline for you? Let's see, the board has been in perpetual decline starting several months back. The Olimario thread is what has broken the camel's back, so to speak. I don't enjoy posting there anymore, and as of tonight, I doubt I will in the near future, so how am I contradicting myself?
And like Mr. Hardbody said, it's only value now is to provide an avenue of communication for our romantic indulgence.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Jonny said:
Hahaha.
Bruce Vilanch
Banned
OA does go through phases, Alpha.
I do agree with you and Error, however-- this is one of its lowest points.
Candy, Suicide, and Biff are "regulars"?
Give me a break.
That's not what OA is about.
Its vision of a place where controversial, yet articulate, topics can be discussed has been obscured.
But I think once summer ends and people return to work/attend school, the aforementioned worthless posters will lose interest and the cycle will begin again.
I do agree with you and Error, however-- this is one of its lowest points.
Candy, Suicide, and Biff are "regulars"?
Give me a break.
That's not what OA is about.
Its vision of a place where controversial, yet articulate, topics can be discussed has been obscured.
But I think once summer ends and people return to work/attend school, the aforementioned worthless posters will lose interest and the cycle will begin again.
Bruce Vilanch
Banned
Jonny said:
Well, quality is a relative term. I think the devoted posters will remain... not these retards like "Candy" who are posting for what seems to be a cheap transitory thrill.
Error Macro
Member
Bacon said:
Nope, I was responding to a comment from another poster directed toward me. I'm not checking out any vile or disgusting threads. Whatever, the board has suffered irreparable damage. It's over.
Biff Hardbody
Member
All friendship aside, I have to agree with Error here, Bacon.
For one, I have a huge post count at OA. Its tapered off signifigantly in the past few months I think...could be wrong, but I think I'm on my way out of being one of the top ten posters when I was top 5 post count wise. I just don't find the place to be fun for posting meaningful topics. I could go on into why this is, blah, blah, blah...all that bullshit. It just is though.
That being said, why the fuck can't anyone browse it and put it down? hell, I think the place sucks dick now, but I still browse it allot. Why? I have lots of free time, and I need something to do while my fuck stick reloads for another dolphin flogging session. Its just a click away. Its not really as serious as you are making it out to be, its just clicking on a browser window.
For one, I have a huge post count at OA. Its tapered off signifigantly in the past few months I think...could be wrong, but I think I'm on my way out of being one of the top ten posters when I was top 5 post count wise. I just don't find the place to be fun for posting meaningful topics. I could go on into why this is, blah, blah, blah...all that bullshit. It just is though.
That being said, why the fuck can't anyone browse it and put it down? hell, I think the place sucks dick now, but I still browse it allot. Why? I have lots of free time, and I need something to do while my fuck stick reloads for another dolphin flogging session. Its just a click away. Its not really as serious as you are making it out to be, its just clicking on a browser window.
Bruce Vilanch
Banned
Error used to be my buddy I dunno what triggered this sudden abhorrence of OA...
I dunno what triggered this sudden abhorrence of OA...
Error Macro
Member
Bruce Vilanch said:Error used to be my buddy
Heh, okay that one threw me. I'm desperately trying to think of who you are right now.
LOL, nevermind. I just quoted your post and found a major clue. Don't worry man, you're still my buddy!
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Bruce: Yeah, I know OA has phases. But this isn't one of them. OA's phases don't last 5 months and going. It was usually about a month tops.
Biff Hardbody
Member
Oh fuck off, Gumby. You are such a little prick.
Really, you parrot the same old shit day in and day out. You are as one dimensional as any poster I've seen. Predictable, teeny bullshit.
Really, you parrot the same old shit day in and day out. You are as one dimensional as any poster I've seen. Predictable, teeny bullshit.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Error Macro said:
I see no elipses, yet I still hold out and hope that was sarcasm?
Biff Hardbody
Member
Bacon said:
I get some, not much. Some. Enoygh to keep me going back there. But, I used to look forward to reading allot. Most of my time writing is spent on other forums.
Bruce Vilanch
Banned
Biff Hardbody said:
You're not a bad guy. You're just not OA material.
Posting "OH GUESS WHAT I LEARNED FROM MY JUDO MASTER TODAY??? THAT I'M TUFF" is boring shit that only losers like Candy care about.
Error Macro
Member
Bacon said:
No, I'm just saying that my enjoyment of OA has pretty much completely ended as of now, after months of steady decline. If you see me there, it will be a Festivus miracle.
Bruce Vilanch
Banned
And Error-- good job discovering the clue :rock
Are you gonna get Burnout 3?
Are you gonna get Burnout 3?
Biff Hardbody
Member
I get these sense you never liked me, I don't know...me posting about atheletics bothers you? Don't be intimidated by sports. Hell, I enjoy talking to anyone whos into it. I talk to quite a few guys about it. Its not about being tough, although you seem to think it is. I remember you getting real pissed and saying something like all my posts were lies, ecd. Basically most of them were journal entries. You don't dig sports, you don't dig martial arts. That's ok. Its not boring though, and honestly I think your a punk whos somewhat intimdated by the thought of fighting.
Sorry though. Instead of writing about my experiences which are pretty different from most of the shit I hear coming out of you and your cronies mouths.
Sorry though. Instead of writing about my experiences which are pretty different from most of the shit I hear coming out of you and your cronies mouths.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Well, I think I'm gonna' post pics of my penis to completely destroy this thread now. I hate the lot of you fuckers...except Piston; he's cool.
And sexy...
I mean...
*fap*
And sexy...
I mean...
*fap*
Error Macro
Member
Bruce Vilanch said:
In the hopes of completely destroying Alpha's thread further...
Yeah, Burnout 3 is looking fan-fucking-tastic. I'll probably be getting that when it comes out, along with a long overdue subscription to Xbox Live, so I can play with you duders online in other games as well.
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