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[Trike]

If they can build one robot, they can build a sex robot.

 

[joedan]

A few weeks back I posted the idea for a scenario where on Gilligan's Island there was also a black guy from the hood. The potential is limitless.

 

[Bodacious]

Assuming there was a source of fresh water on the island (there obviously was on the show), if Gilligan's Island were real there most likely would have been severe malnutrition first, very likely a murder or two, some cannibalism. All over in about 4-5 weeks, tops.


If Wrongway Feldman makes an appearance, add one week.

.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

There was only one attractive girl on that show, Mary Ann.

LOL no.
Ginger > all.

 

[Az987]

Mary Ann and Ginger and the professor just had threesomes while Gillighan and the skipper watched.

 

[B.K.]

if Gilligan's Island were real there most likely would have been severe malnutrition first, very likely a murder or two, some cannibalism. All over in about 4-5 weeks, tops.

All they have to do is kill Gilligan and they'll get off the island.

 

[Puppet Shadow]

Pretty sure 'my little buddy' is sea talk for 'my little bitch'.

 

[James Woods]

I read the wiki and apparently the chick that played Ginger was unpleasant.

 

[Forceatowulf]

LOL no.
Ginger > all.

I read the wiki and apparently the chick that played Ginger was unpleasant.

I didn't have Wiki growing up and I knew she wasn't worth the trouble when I was still a pre-teen.

 

[Trent Strong]

Oh dear god.

Can you edit that for style? Also please please use autocorrecrion

On topic: no one was boning anyone. It was a tv show.

That post was quite rude, sir. I'm sorry I misspelled 'boning', but aside from that, what exactly was wrong with the style of my post, sir?

 

[davepoobond]

its simple, everyone dies

 

[The Real Abed]

LOL no.
Ginger > all.

No way. Ginger is fake Hollywood attractive. Mary Anne is wholesome good old American girl-next-door attractive.

 

[MC Safety]

Does this question plague you? On a daily basis how much do you think about old black and white tv shows?

Gilligan's Island was also broadcast in color.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

No way. Ginger is fake Hollywood attractive. Mary Anne is wholesome good old American girl-next-door attractive.

That was just the makeup, without it she was a better Mary Ann than Mar Ann

 

[tensuke]

Clearly you people don't remember much from this show, because Mary Ann was all over Gilligan's dick.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Orgy.

 

[The Real Abed]

That was just the makeup, without it she was a better Mary Ann than Mar Ann

Not attractive at all.

IMHO

And I like the glasses look on women. But I don't like that look.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

On topic: no one was boning anyone. It was a tv show.

They were on that island for 15 years IIRC.

 

[bill0527]

So, how would they manage pregnancy?

The pull out method.

Drink your "coconut juice" ladies.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Why haven't you posted photos of any of these people?

For the people who never watched Gilligan's Island.

 

[Christine]

I'm sure that the professor could have rigged up something with coconuts that would work, but they might not have anything to burn unless Gilligan's three-hour stash had a few seeds in.

 

[Valhelm]

The Professor, with his knowledge of science and the island, would assert himself as chief and probably marry (in the most primitive sense) both Mary-Ann and the actress. He would get the old wealthy couple to be his personal toadies, as they are so helpless that their very existence depends on his skillset.

The Professor would likely clash with the Skipper, as he's a former man of authority and would want to get his way. It may be that the Professor, with his wives and his two servants, might clash with Gilligan and the Skipper.

The one-off characters like the stranded soldiers, tribespeople, and castaways would probably flock to the Professor and form a simple society with him, until he was able to somehow transmit radio signals to people elsewhere.

 

[Ferrio]

So, how would they manage pregnancy?

Crocodile dung was used in ancient egypt, maybe they could find some type of replacement?

 

[The Real Abed]

For the people who never watched Gilligan's Island.

Such a thing surely cannot exist.

Left to right:
Top: Mr. and Mrs. Howell (The 99%), Ginger (Redhead Hollywood movie star), Skipper (Blue shirt), Mary Anne (Brunette country girl)
Bottom: The Professor, Gilligan

Just Google for "Gilligan's Island cast".

 

[akira28]

swapping.

also wasn't mary anne a big hippie party girl pothead in real life?

Or just make sure the captain has an "accident" and never returns to camp.

 

[Big Chungus]

You can find out by watching this:

 

[Monocle]

Gilligan and Ginger. His hat practically screams "big dick."

Also Mary Anne definitely has a thing for older men, so she's jumped the Professor and Mr. Howell for sure. Not Skipper because he reminds her of her daddy.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

swapping.

also wasn't mary anne a big hippie party girl pothead in real life?

Or just make sure the captain has an "accident" and never returns to camp.

Bob Denver initially claimed the pot he got was from Dawn Wells, who played Marry Ann.

 

[Loofy]

Ginger was a freak in real life.

CJAD: Now, I was reading I believe it was in USA TODAY where she was not to happy with this book you have.

BOB(Gilligan): No, she got very upset because I said I heard her having sex in the dressing room next to mine. I didn't think that was very bad. It kind of struck me funny at lunch hour. I pounded on the wall and nothing happened. I mean I couldn't shut it down, the noise was so loud.

On page 218 of his book, producer William Froug describes being summoned to the set to deal with an emergency.

"It's Tina Louise. She's locked herself in her dressing room."

They had to shoot her around her but eventually there was nothing left to shoot and were about to shut down the set.

Froug knocks on her dressing room door.

"Tina, please! Report for work."

"I can't. I'm too tired."

"Don't make me call your agent. Report to the set."

"I wish I could. But I'm just exhausted. I came 23 times last night. That much sex just wears me out.'

 

[HUELEN10]

You can find out by watching this:

Jesus christ, I don't "get" porn at all, and these ridiculous prono parodies aren't helping. It looks even worse than the Scooby Doo and Flintstones ones...

As for the topic at hand, I'd assume that if they stayed for the rest of their lives on the island, that Skipper Jonas would be with Ginger, and Professor Roy would keep to himself, while Willy would just be friends with Mary Ann.

 

[G-Fex]

Gilligans island was made for hijinks, entertainment, and occasionally ginger.

It wasn't made for this Trent.

 

[Eusis]

It wasn't made for this Trent.

I'm never entirely sure what is made for him.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Professor would start out with both. skipper and Gilligan would form a pact and kill the prof. over jealousy. Skipper would think Gilligan is no threat and let his guard down. Gilligan would become crazy from the voices in his head and take care of the skipper once and for all.

Mary anne and ginger would both disregard Gilligan's advances because he had become a murder. Giligan would he come enraged and rape both for their noncompliance.

he'd prolly kill the other two for sustenance.


All in all, not a very groovy trip.

 

[MNC]

His name's IRA, though.

 

[Bravocado]

Jesus christ, I don't "get" porn at all, and these ridiculous prono parodies aren't helping. It looks even worse than the Scooby Doo and Flintstones ones...

As for the topic at hand, I'd assume that if they stayed for the rest of their lives on the island, that Skipper Jonas would be with Ginger, and Professor Roy would keep to himself, while Willy would just be friends with Mary Ann.

The Spongebob one is so surreal.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

So Ginger is Lana Del Ray?

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

Ginger was a freak in real life.

"I wish I could. But I'm just exhausted. I came 23 times last night. That much sex just wears me out.'

Skipper beasting

 

[The Real Abed]

Jesus christ, I don't "get" porn at all, and these ridiculous prono parodies aren't helping. It looks even worse than the Scooby Doo and Flintstones ones...

You don't "get" porn?

I don't "get" how you don't get porn.

Explain.

Also, I wonder what episode they were shooting when she couldn't work from coming 23 times.

 

[Sheroking]

The professor could just invent some coconut condoms.

He could fashion a coat hanger out of coconut shavings in case the condoms broke.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Jesus christ, I don't "get" porn at all, and these ridiculous prono parodies aren't helping. It looks even worse than the Scooby Doo and Flintstones ones...

As for the topic at hand, I'd assume that if they stayed for the rest of their lives on the island, that Skipper Jonas would be with Ginger, and Professor Roy would keep to himself, while Willy would just be friends with Mary Ann.

The look on the dude's face is classic. He looks more like Quagmire than Gilligan.

 

[Ferrio]

The look on the dude's face is classic. He looks more like Quagmire than Gilligan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPW2ODorU98

 

[Darkmakaimura]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPW2ODorU98

Oh man, the Lindsay Lohan/Morrisey line was worth the whole video! LOL!