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[Mike Works]

Come hither, my child, and I shall show thee the way!

oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again

 

[Hawksley]

oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again

Nuts. Mike Works may never be mine again. But I'll always have the memory of a better time.

 

[nitewulf]

Come hither, my child, and I shall show thee the way!

 

[Hawksley]

I object. I wasn't the cause of that third one.

 

[Scrow]

Buttsecks is a way of life.

Yeah, well I've never had buttsecks, but I have a friend who has buttsecks (with females) all the time. He swears by it. He's inspired me to give it a shot with the next hapless female that stumbles into my den.

 

[Lathentar]

Yeah, well I've never had buttsecks, but I have a friend who has buttsecks (with females) all the time. He swears by it. He's inspired me to give it a shot with the next hapless female that stumbles into my den.

Just don't forget the...

 

[Mike Works]

God, my ears hurt just looking at that

 

[TheAdamantShot]

Please clarify: did she tell you this, or her kid?

 

[bishoptl]

Let's just adjust a couple of tags here.

 

[distantmantra]

Wow. Just wow. I was very shocked to see the title under my name.

 

[Wolfy]

I thought about catsecks once.

 

[Meier]

I'm disappointed my comment didnt get more laughs

 

[Ninja Scooter]

maybe she lied about being a virgin and is trying to cover it up. Get tested.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Let's just adjust a couple of tags here.

Great adjustments!

 

[Ecrofirt]

I know a surefire way to find out if she's lying about being a virgin!

Ask her if she's met this man:

edit: fixed the photoshopped pic.

 

[Hawksley]

Classy.

 

[Chipopo]

Meier, I found it quite funny, but I think I got distracted at the time so I wasn't able to respond with a lollerskates like I should have, good and proper. Sorry

 

[Lathentar]

I know a surefire way to find out if she's lying about being a virgin!

Ask her if she's met this man:

WTF is with the photoshop!?

 

[Ecrofirt]

haha, I didn't notice that.

 

[Meier]

Meier, I found it quite funny, but I think I got distracted at the time so I wasn't able to respond with a lollerskates like I should have, good and proper. Sorry

 

[Mr Gump]

OH MAH GAWD! SHES BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

 

[etiolate]

Can you feel the hymen? I mean, how deep is it? Does fingering and all that really break it easily? For some reason I've always pictured the hymen as like this really strong cobweb inside the vagina.

 

[BuddyC]

Can you feel the hymen? I mean, how deep is it? Does fingering and all that really break it easily? For some reason I've always pictured the hymen as like this really strong cobweb inside the vagina.

there are different types. oh man, i feel so dirty knowing this. i'm gonna stop now.

 

[ScientificNinja]

I've seen some pretty full-on graphic illustrations in Cosmo and Cleo before... they have similar illustrations of penises to teach their female readers the finer points of fellatio...

 

[etiolate]

During the early stages of fetal development there is no opening into the vagina. The layer of tissue that conceals the vagina at this time usually divides incompletely prior to birth. The size and shape of this opening or openings varies greatly from one girl to the next. There are girls who do not have a hymen at birth, as the tissue divides completely while they are still in the womb. Sometimes, this formation of an opening does not occur, resulting in an imperforated hymen.

The presence or absence of a hymen in no way indicates a girl's virginal state. No one can determine by physical examination alone whether a woman or teen has engaged in vaginal intercourse. Only about 50% of teens and women experience bleeding the first time they have intercourse, so blood stained bed sheets are not a reliable indicator of prior virginity. The hymen of some women tear on more than one occasion. There are even hymen that are elastic enough to permit a penis to enter without tearing, or tear only partially

 

[MrPing1000]

will u be my friend. We can start a club!

 

[open_mouth_]

there once was a kid in my junior high whose last name was Hymen.

 

[DJ Demon J]

God, my eyes and eternal soul hurt just looking at that

Fixed.

 

[mightynine]

Shouldn't you just ask to try again?

 

[Hawksley]

Shouldn't you just ask to try again?

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read.

 

[Particle Physicist]

ive only had sex with one virgin.. she bled.. man did she bleed.. of course, i get queasy whenever i see blood. i couldnt even finish up the act.. the night ended with me half passed out, head on her lap, and her hand stroking my hair.

 

[bjork]

Hm. A bjork photo I've never seen before... it's old as sin, too.

Scary...

 

[Wolfy]

What if you were going down on a girl and you took a big gulp of blood.