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[Shinobi]

Is this topic for real?

Also, hate to shatter dreams, but MILF Hunter isn't real either, nor are any of it's knockoffs, many of which are by the same guys.

YOU MEAN "MY FIRST SEX TEACHER" AND "MY FRIEND'S HOT MOM" ISN'T REAL???

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

:lol :lol :lol Can't wait...

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

 

[ElyrionX]

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

We need some admin to upgrade his status NOW!

 

[Doth Togo]

Come on, isn't it obvious?

Who's looking at porn? Guys who aren't getting any.
What do guys who don't get any think of women? They don't like 'em. They see other guys with women and they grow a great hatred towards women. Mysogonistic porn is just a realization of the fantasies of under sexed men.

Oh really? You ever thought about watching porn with your significant other? There ARE people that do that. There's other kinds of porn that just men giving women the beat down.

 

[Suerte]

What about BaitBus? :lol

 

[lordmrw]

that is just fucked up.

 

[Diablos]

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

Keep posting, son.

 

[Error Macro]

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

ONLY 46 POSTS TO GO!! COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON

Maybe some admin can give this guy full thread posting privileges like, RIGHT NOW??

 

[olimario]

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

Your ex sounds like a real class act. Keep on posting, buddy.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Girls Squirting.

I'm not sure if the ones on the net are all real, but girls do squirt. I had sex with this chick that did everytime she orgasmed with me. Freaked me the fuck out the first time. Also, it made a huge mess. >:|

 

[Ecrofirt]

No dude, you're wrong. She had a seltzer bottle shoved in her snatch.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

It was cold, but she was chilly down there already so I think that explains it.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

what what ???

 

[kitchenmotors]

What about BaitBus? :lol

BaitBus is so cheesy. So is BangBus. How anyone could get pleasure from them is beyond me, I find both of them just funny to laugh at, staged or not.

I think the real let down is when Sean Cody's Zack showed up on a couple other porn sites. Now he's nowhere to be seen. :/

 

[kitchenmotors]

Your ex sounds like a real class act.

Don't be so judgemental, you've posted pics of your cock. Everyone has different ways of getting attention.

 

[NLB2]

Oh really? You ever thought about watching porn with your significant other? There ARE people that do that. There's other kinds of porn that just men giving women the beat down.

I answer the question as to why that kind of porn is appealing, didn't I? If I made it seem as if all porn is meant to be that way and you realize it isn't, what's the problem?

 

[android]

Don't be so judgemental, you've posted pics of your cock. Everyone has different ways of getting attention.

:lol

 

[Ecrofirt]

Don't be so judgemental, you've posted pics of your cock. Everyone has different ways of getting attention.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Suerte]

BaitBus is so cheesy. So is BangBus. How anyone could get pleasure from them is beyond me, I find both of them just funny to laugh at, staged or not.

I think the real let down is when Sean Cody's Zack showed up on a couple other porn sites. Now he's nowhere to be seen. :/

Man I wish Isaak from Sean Cody would show up on other sites too, I miss him The latest SC videos haven't been very good.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Man I wish Isaak from Sean Cody would show up on other sites too, I miss him The latest SC videos haven't been very good.

The last SC videos I enjoyed were with Chet and Colby. Ah well!

 

[Vitten]

I thought it was about buses in Israel first when I heard about it. Imagine my surprise ..

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I want to know when a girl squirts, what is that liquid made from.

I also want to hear that guys bang bus story! come on!

 

[Flynn]

Girls Squirting.

I'm not sure if the ones on the net are all real, but girls do squirt. I had sex with this chick that did everytime she orgasmed with me. Freaked me the fuck out the first time. Also, it made a huge mess. >:|

You're absolutely correct.

Squirting does exist, but porn people are too lazy to find real, passable-looking girls who are willing to whore themselves for money and just so happen to squirt when they climax. So they fake it.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Don't be so judgemental, you've posted pics of your cock. Everyone has different ways of getting attention.

OLIMARIOWNED!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

Girls Squirting.

I'm not sure if the ones on the net are all real, but girls do squirt. I had sex with this chick that did everytime she orgasmed with me. Freaked me the fuck out the first time. Also, it made a huge mess. >:|

Yes, it happened to me once when i was going down on a girl, though it wasn't something that would carry across the room. If she was hot, she could've done porn.

 

[border]

Is that Crack Whore Confessions site real? Can't provide a link, though you can obviously google it.

It all seems pretty bizarre.....they screw drug-addicted prostitutes, and the prostitutes tell stories about how they spent their lives getting beat up, molested, raped, hooked on crack, servicing particularly perverted johns or whatever.

All of the "reality" porn sites are pretty obvious fakes, but the girls there would have to be about 100-times better actresses than any other porn grade girls. The way the act (at least in clips) tends to be pretty convincing. I suppose it's also seems authentic in that none of them are particularly classy or good looking. So d'you think they're just unattractive, inarticulate hick women looking for a buck, or legitimate crack whores from the ghetto? Are porn makers crazy enough to actually have sex with women off the street?

 

[Flynn]

Is that Crack Whore Confessions site real? Can't provide a link, though you can obviously google it.

It all seems pretty bizarre.....they screw drug-addicted prostitutes, and the prostitutes tell stories about how they spent their lives getting beat up, molested, raped, hooked on crack, servicing particularly perverted johns or whatever.

All of the "reality" porn sites are pretty obvious fakes, but the girls there would have to be about 100-times better actresses than any other porn grade girls. The way the act (at least in clips) tends to be pretty convincing. I suppose it's also seems authentic in that none of them are particularly classy or good looking. So d'you think they're just unattractive, inarticulate hick women looking for a buck, or legitimate crack whores from the ghetto? Are porn makers crazy enough to actually have sex with women off the street?

Sadly, acting doesn't come into play. The line between porn "star" and crack whore is a fine one.

 

[boutrosinit]

Back in my thespian days, I met a few characters on set. One was a porn actor who shared some of the tricks and truths of the trade with me over a beer. They lincude...

Dudes who shoot their loads very very far and in massive quantities - this is simply flour and water syringed into the 'Jap's eye' pre climax. Of course, porn uses editing so that this can be adminisitered and the flick can appear to be one seamless video.

Women who squirt - yup, it exists, but that trick outlined above is the shit.

Big cock illusion - Shaved pubes/balls + rubber band around the cock pre-filming for half an hour.


Herein ends todays lesson on the myths of wankfilms. I want to hear about the guy who's ex got fucked by the bangbus guy.

 

[border]

I'm just saying that they have the demeanor and speech of someone that's actually right off the street, and pretty fucked in the head. They tell weird lies, get insanely paranoid....and that's just what I see from their sample vids. Seems like the women in pretty much every other porn video are not quite as fucked up.....

 

[Flynn]

I'm just saying that they have the demeanor and speech of someone that's actually right off the street, and pretty fucked in the head. They tell weird lies, get insanely paranoid....and that's just what I from their sample vids. Seems like the women in pretty much every other porn video are not quite as fucked up...

You should spend an afternoon at Jim South's porn casting office.

 

[border]

You should spend an afternoon at Jim South's porn casting office.

I am flattered Flynn, but I don't think he would want to hire me =(

If most of the actresses are this batshit fucked-up then I guess it's the girls on every other website doing the superior acting? They are holding it together on camera, while these Crack Whore ones are just insane.

Big cock illusion - Shaved pubes/bals + rubber band around the cock pre-filming for half an hour.

*Puts rubber band into wallet in preparation for next date*

 

[bionic77]

Back in my thespian days, I met a few characters on set. One was a porn actor who shared some of the tricks and truths of the trade with me over a beer. They lincude...

Dudes who shoot their loads very very far and in massive quantities - this is simply flour and water syringed into the 'Jap's eye' pre climax. Of course, porn uses editing so that this can be adminisitered and the flick can appear to be one seamless video.

Women who squirt - yup, it exists, but that trick outlined above is the shit.

Big cock illusion - Shaved pubes/balls + rubber band around the cock pre-filming for half an hour.


Herein ends todays lesson on the myths of wankfilms. I want to hear about the guy who's ex got fucked by the bangbus guy.

They inject stuff into their penis to shoot a big load? Isn't that insanely painful?

 

[boutrosinit]

They inject stuff into their penis to shoot a big load? Isn't that insanely painful?

I'm assuming with a blunted thin turkey baster thing on the end of a syringe. Plus, having fluid squirted in probably isn't far removed from having fluid suirt out, though I imagine you can't hold it in that long.

 

[Flynn]

If most of the actresses are this batshit fucked-up then I guess it's the girls on every other website doing the superior acting? They are holding it together on camera, while these Crack Whore ones are just insane.

Obviously, there's a spectrum of fucked-uped-ness in porn. The website girls have the benefit of doing their thing in a vacuum -- in some guys house in suburbia. They have a much better chance of being well adjusted or at least sufficiently delusional to still hold it together.

 

[mr.beers]

They inject stuff into their penis to shoot a big load? Isn't that insanely painful?

Thats why the men scream when they come.

 

[IntestineBoy]

:lol I was just thinking of this stuff the other day. I remember those bottles and that stupid spritzer thing. Hahahah. Oh I miss my childhood.

 

[border]

So where do they find the women for this? Is there a trade magazine full of ads like "WANTED: Really ugly women needed to pretend to be crack whores"? Or is it like the drug trade, where once you've sunk low enough you just start getting connected to the right people?

It always seemed kind of weird to me that with all the internet sites you rarely ever see the same girls repeat.

 

[nitewulf]

of all these sites, mike's apartment has regular couples have sex in front of the camera. at least im fairly sure some of the couples are real, as the sex is a lot more intimate and i havent seen the dudes/chicks anywhere else.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

It always seemed kind of weird to me that with all the internet sites you rarely ever see the same girls repeat.

The moral of the story is that guys with cash can trick girls into almost anything.

 

[Flynn]

So where do they find the women for this? Is there a trade magazine full of ads like "WANTED: Really ugly women needed to pretend to be crack whores"? Or is it like the drug trade, where once you've sunk low enough you just start getting connected to the right people?

It always seemed kind of weird to me that with all the internet sites you rarely ever see the same girls repeat.

The girls you see on the internet usually respond to ads in local weekly papers that offer "Cash for modeling."

The sleazier girls you see are probably regulars in local sex, prostitution scenes with known drug habits. Less reputable (if thats even possible) pornographers with use their neediness to their advantage.

 

[bishoptl]

Yes its all staged. And if it makes you any happier...the guy from bangbus banged my Ex-GF. True story...and you'll have to wait until im a member to read my thread on that.

What the....!

*makes a few adjustments in User Options*

All right, make with the storytime.

 

[android]

:lol :lol :lol :lol bishoptl actually bumped him to member

 

[Deleted member 1235]

What the....!

*makes a few adjustments in User Options*

All right, make with the storytime.

AWESOME! Your tag needs fixing.

 

[Fifty]

If he doesn't post it within 48 hours you should bump him back down!

 

[GDJustin]

The site still has some funny real life shit though, there's this one where a girl's mom calls right in the middle of filming. The look on her face was priceless and I doubt that was fake.

HAHAHA I saw that one. OMG I laughed so hard. And yeah it didn't seem staged, like the rest of it. He was like "what? oh, her? No she can't come to the phone because shes getting her ass fucking SLAMMED right now! HAHAHAHA!"

 

[The Faceless Master]

of all these sites, mike's apartment has regular couples have sex in front of the camera. at least im fairly sure some of the couples are real, as the sex is a lot more intimate and i havent seen the dudes/chicks anywhere else.

yeah some of them on mike's apt look to be regular couples... what sucks is some of the hottest chicks there do solo :-/

 

[fse]

Didn't I see this thread on Opa Ages too?

 

[ShadowRed]

Add me to the, "Yes Bangbbus is fake crowd." I used to think it was real till I noticed that the one chick monica who was in like the 2nd or thrird episode was also on another site owned by the BBros.

HAHAHA I saw that one. OMG I laughed so hard. And yeah it didn't seem staged, like the rest of it. He was like "what? oh, her? No she can't come to the phone because shes getting her ass fucking SLAMMED right now! HAHAHAHA!"

Yeah that was pretty fucked up. Her name was Kate or Karen or something. The funniest one I saw was with this chick named Sheila who seemed to be on drugs or something. They tell her they want to fuck her up the ass and the look oof disgust that comes over her face is priceless. You can see the dude holding the camera waving money at her and she reluctently agrees.

 

[hobbitx]

HAHAHA I saw that one. OMG I laughed so hard. And yeah it didn't seem staged, like the rest of it. He was like "what? oh, her? No she can't come to the phone because shes getting her ass fucking SLAMMED right now! HAHAHAHA!"

Damn that's fucked up, I thought I remembered him not telling the mother. :lol

Some of the guys they find are some of the most weird, fucked up people I've ever seen. There's this one video where this 30-something year old virgin has sex with this girl named Deja, and when he smells her ass, he says it smells just like his grandma. :lol

 

[Ecrofirt]

HAHAHA I saw that one. OMG I laughed so hard. And yeah it didn't seem staged, like the rest of it. He was like "what? oh, her? No she can't come to the phone because shes getting her ass fucking SLAMMED right now! HAHAHAHA!"

Someone has to link me to this.