zephiross
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"why would I want a real girlfriend when I can buy porn games on steam and have virtual sex ? real women are overrated anyway"
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Nissan R34 (can't buy games after) or PS5/XSX/Switch for free (all games free for life)
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Rendered Tangent
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Those are some seriously "engorged testicles", you are quite right.
They look like two Easter eggs.
However, you didn't answer the question.
Fight the chimp or swap noses?
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WitchHunter
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Exactly, going against the traffic in that car like giorgi tevzadze while feuer frei is bangin on the stereo. Aaaahhh who needs sex when you have that? ; ))))
Ostrich eggs maybe
. Lots of bananas, 5 claymore mines, and a flammenwerfer, plus a shovel to dig my own grave if none of these succeed.
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Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
As much as I love the R34 I dropped it from my dream cars list some time ago, not really gonna give up gaming for one either.
And because we all love an underdog.
Give me an R33 and the games since im sure the ugly duckling of the family isnt commanding such a high premium we can negotiate.
Pandem R33 + fuck the switch.
And because we all love an underdog.
Give me an R33 and the games since im sure the ugly duckling of the family isnt commanding such a high premium we can negotiate.
Pandem R33 + fuck the switch.
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Spaceman292
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True. I jack it to anime girls online and that's basically the same as having a loving wife.
Cringe.
R6Rider
Gold Member
Stanced cars are the worst. Looks so fucking stupid.As much as I love the R34 I dropped it from my dream cars list some time ago, not really gonna give up gaming for one either.
And because we all love an underdog.
Give me an R33 and the games since im sure the ugly duckling of the family isnt commanding such a high premium we can negotiate.
Pandem R33 + fuck the switch.
Spaceman292
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The car equivalent of jacking it to anime girlsMaaaaaaaybe...
When with this one right here
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Cringe.
It's a great looking car. An icon. Just beautiful. And I knew someone was going to mention the replica with the kanji.
Rugal: predictable
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
I take it you havent seen Donks before?
Imagine thinking a Kei Miura car looks stupid.....tsk tsk.
And if you think the Pandem R33 is stanced, you must have lived a nice life, cuz its far from actually stanced, its closer to a drift build than it is to an actual stance car.
Hell the rear camber is actually reasonable and the car can actually drive.
When you get an R33 or any car you can mod it how you see fit.
Me im bagging the shit outta an R33.
Not like im gonna be tracking it daily or something, ive already got a track car in mind.
Mate you can get a clean clean AE86 for like 20 - 30K.Maaaaaaaybe...
When with this one right here
A dirty one for 10-15K.
A "we gonna work on it" for even less.
You gonna give up on gaming for a car you can probably afford right now.
Actual R34 GTRs are a different price bracket entirely.
R6Rider
Gold Member
Donks are also stupid. The Skyline shown is stanced, maybe not as drastic as many others, but still stanced.
Overall think all those body kits look terrible in 99% of cases.
Similarly in the motorcycle scene, I think stretched bikes are also stupid as hell.
I don't know cars. Prices etc. So I'll take your word for it =)
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
If your camber aint negative 1 million you aint stanced, you just have a lowered car, hopefully on bags and/or for a good reason.
This is a drift setup.
The rear is near neutral camber, the front has negative camber, clear signs this thing is going to slide.
And Keis bodykits look terrible 99% of cases?
Oooooofffffff.
Dem some fighting words right there.
But I get it people have different tastes.....you just have bad taste.
Lucky they arent actually your car so when you buy a [insert car here] you can keep it stock or whatever.
TheBROgamer
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R34 is all wheel drive, this scenario here also includes a lifetime warranty.
Nothing to worry about!
TheBROgamer
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TheBROgamer
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TheBROgamer
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Why the R33 over the R34?As much as I love the R34 I dropped it from my dream cars list some time ago, not really gonna give up gaming for one either.
And because we all love an underdog.
Give me an R33 and the games since im sure the ugly duckling of the family isnt commanding such a high premium we can negotiate.
Pandem R33 + fuck the switch.
I've never heard such a take.
TheBROgamer
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Aren't vipers really unreliable?JDM cars and their fanboys are the worst. Most overrated cars of all time outside of some of the Toyotas/Hondas of the early 80s and 90s.
GIve me a Viper and maybe this discussion will mean something.
TheBROgamer
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The stanced look is wat too "ricer", and honestly should not be done on a Skyline tier car.
SegaManAU
Gold Member
I purchased an R34 GT-R back in 2016 as it was my dream car. Bayside blue and it was immaculate. I only took it out on nice days/car meets/weekends.
After a few years of ownership, the car started to increase in value to the point where I wasn't comfortable driving it because I was so paranoid about someone else damaging the car or running into me. In 2019 I sold the car for 100K (AUD). The following year they really started to jump in price!
At the end of the day, it was an amazing experience to own, but video games bring me the most joy!
Sorry no high res photo, I've got a new phone so I've had to dig this out from my personal facebook.
After a few years of ownership, the car started to increase in value to the point where I wasn't comfortable driving it because I was so paranoid about someone else damaging the car or running into me. In 2019 I sold the car for 100K (AUD). The following year they really started to jump in price!
At the end of the day, it was an amazing experience to own, but video games bring me the most joy!
Sorry no high res photo, I've got a new phone so I've had to dig this out from my personal facebook.
64bitmodels
Reverse groomer.
i didnt even mention vr lmao
I'm just saying there are video games out there that can simulate the experience of driving in cars like that. I'd know because Gran Turismo 4 literally gave me an interest in cars and motorsport
come the fuck on, yall both know i never said anything along the lines of "driving in Assetto Corsa is the exact same experience as actually owning a Skyline"
For one thing you don't risk losing the car and your life in the game, you don't have to maintain it all the time, you don't have to contend with traffic in the game, and it's way easier to tune it, way easier to add liveries, and way easier to actually race other people. You also don't have to spend 250k.
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
Because I care about the ugly duckling.
Its no ones favorite Skyline so I have to give it some love.
Haku gets love for being the first GTR.
KenMeri gets love for being super rare.
R32 gets love for being the original Godzilla.
R34 gets love because well its the R34.
Who will give love to the R33?
Hmm?
Who?
Black_Stride thats who.
Dont worry ugly duckling, you are still loved.
Anecdotally.
My favorite Z is the S130
Another ugly duckling of the family.
I actually have a pretty neat condition S130 2+2 T-Top in Orange Mist Metallic with the paint in pretty decent condition.
Working on restoring it eventually but my other hobbies are stealing all my money.
93xfan
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Who knows how long the car will last. I’d rather continue my favorite hobby and do that with my family rather than have a nice car.
93xfan
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Is it free gas too and insurance too? Can it be damaged? Also I want a reset button that puts me back on the road like most games have.
Drizzlehell
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I hate driving but I love racing games so give me those consoles, baby.
PonyStation4
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Old looking sports car with right hand drive and outdated interior. I don't understand guys obsession with these kinds of cars. I would take it, but only to sell if it really is worth 250k.
01011001
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Crayon
Member
As much as I love the R34 I dropped it from my dream cars list some time ago, not really gonna give up gaming for one either.
And because we all love an underdog.
Give me an R33 and the games since im sure the ugly duckling of the family isnt commanding such a high premium we can negotiate.
Pandem R33 + fuck the switch.
Ugly duckling my ass. I'd go R33 over R44 any day of the week just based on looks.
As far as I know, not at all, but I mean the only supercar that you could really call reliable is something like a Corvette.
MrTroubleMaker
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I'll take the cash, whichever is higher in value. Don't like the car and I'm really picky about games.
01011001
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I'd take a beautiful STOCK R34 GTR without the shitty kits. Modded cars are like Tattoos, they started off as niche and a way to show individuality, now EVERYONE does the shit you're actually more fucking unique keeping it pure and true. All hail the vanilla!
You absolutely can mod cars tastefully. i think blacking out those turn signals, or even better, installing clear ones, would make the car look better without question.
Also, what do you mean by Stock R34? which spec?
what you posted there is a UK V-Spec I'm pretty sure. that's like 1 of 4 or 5 different specs released that year.
there are variants with aforementioned clear turn signal lights, variants with different body kits (I'm not a fan of the bumper of that variant you posted for example)
this here is also a "stock" R34
in fact, that one you posted there was modified by another company not by Nissan themselves. so basically, what you posted there could be argued to not be a stock version of a GTR, but instead an import version with a modified body kit and added diffusors. non of the japanese models that were made by Nissan use that front bumper seen in your picture.
and then there's of course the Nismo Z Spec, which is actually more "stock" than the one you posted... technically... because this variant is made by Nissan's motorsports division and not some random UK import/distribution company
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Senua
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Jesus christYou absolutely can mod cars tastefully. i think blacking out those turn signals, or even better, installing clear ones, would make the car look better without question.
Also, what do you mean by Stock R34? which spec?
what you posted there is a UK V-Spec I'm pretty sure. that's like 1 of 4 or 5 different specs released that year.
there are variants with aforementioned clear turn signal lights, variants with different body kits (I'm not a fan of the bumper of that variant you posted for example)
this here is also a "stock" R34
in fact, that one you posted there was modified by another company not by Nissan themselves. so basically, what you posted there could be argued to not be a stock version of a GTR, but instead an import version with a modified body kit and added diffusors. non of the japanese models that were made by Nissan use that front bumper seen in your picture.
and then there's of course the Nismo Z Spec, which is actually more "stock" than the one you posted... technically... because this variant is made by Nissan's motorsports division and not some random UK import/distribution company
I'm referring to all the aftermarket body kits people put on them which look shite, no need to get all anal about spec differences when that's clearly not what i'm talking about you pedantic pantaloon huffer!
TheBROgamer
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Wow, congrats for having owned that beast!I purchased an R34 GT-R back in 2016 as it was my dream car. Bayside blue and it was immaculate. I only took it out on nice days/car meets/weekends.
After a few years of ownership, the car started to increase in value to the point where I wasn't comfortable driving it because I was so paranoid about someone else damaging the car or running into me. In 2019 I sold the car for 100K (AUD). The following year they really started to jump in price!
At the end of the day, it was an amazing experience to own, but video games bring me the most joy!
Sorry no high res photo, I've got a new phone so I've had to dig this out from my personal facebook.
01011001
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Jesus christ
I'm referring to all the aftermarket body kits people put on them which look shite, no need to get all anal about spec differences when that's clearly not what i'm talking about you pedantic pantaloon huffer!
yeah but as I pointed out, the example you posted has an aftermarket body kit on it... which you didn't even notice, making your whole argument basically numb.
the variant you posted has a body kit by british company "Middlehurst Motorsport"
Senua
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TheBROgamer
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Crayon
Member
Is this guy really comparing driving in Grand Turismo, to an actual car...?
I don't think you can have a simulation game without comparing it to the thing it's supposed to be simulating.
TheBROgamer
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Was expecting this R34 Nissan.
Huh, who dat?