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[Cypher]

HAHAHA!

 

[StrikerObi]

I thought this thread was about Sarah Jessica Parker. All I see is a picture of a horse wearing women's underware.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

 

[Lyte Edge]

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww someone post a pic of a hot chick, stat!

 

[Guzim]

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Best joke ever.

 

[Lyte Edge]

Must.....save.....thread....:

 

[StrikerObi]

That'll do nicely.

 

[teiresias]

How does that save the thread? I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass.

 

[Zaptruder]

How does that save the thread? I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass.

And... you're gay?

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I have a date with Sarah Jessica Barker...

 

[The Faceless Master]

And... you're gay?

you saw that avatar too huh?

 

[ManDudeChild]

I have a date with Sarah Jessica Barker...

niiiice

*DANGER DOG AWAY!*

 

[Zaptruder]

you saw that avatar too huh?

"I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass."

I meant... how can you be gay and complain about butt stink?

 

[Shinobi]

I was thinking the same thing...

Here's one more Vida pic, from yesterday's Toronto Sun (she's at Import Fest at Skydome this weekend). Her face really looks different to what it was a year or two ago. Hell, just compare the pics.

 

[shuri]

Indeed, something went wrong.

 

[Mejilan]

"I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass."

I meant... how can you be gay and complain about butt stink?

lol omg XD

 

[SolidSnakex]

I was thinking the same thing...

Here's one more Vida pic, from yesterday's Toronto Sun (she's at Import Fest at Skydome this weekend). Her face really looks different to what it was a year or two ago. Hell, just compare the pics.

It's hard to tell how much she changed because FHM touches up their photos so much. The one you posted doesn't have any touching up.

 

[norinrad21]

"I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass."

I meant... how can you be gay and complain about butt stink?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[XS+]

"I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass."

I meant... how can you be gay and complain about butt stink?

AWWW SNAPtruder

 

[Malleymal]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA at butt stink

 

[belgurdo]

"I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass."

I meant... how can you be gay and complain about butt stink?

Flawless victory

 

[teiresias]

If you've ever had a problem with butt stink I suggest you stop dating people that don't shower.

 

[Shinobi]

It's hard to tell how much she changed because FHM touches up their photos so much. The one you posted doesn't have any touching up.

Good point. To be honest I prefer the way she looks in my pic...the face doesn't look stunning, but it's more then good enough for me (especially with the rest of the package being so solid).

Then again I'd probably hit SJP as well (face needs work, but she's got killer legs), so take that as you will...

 

[Pimpwerx]

Then again I'd probably hit SJP as well (face needs work, but she's got killer legs), so take that as you will...

HAAAAA!!!

Bookmark, screen shot, notarized. I got you to say it. I caught a lot of shit on HG chat a few years back for daring to say that SJP was hot. I've liked her since Striking Distance. I think there was some ass shot of her in there that gave me one of my earliest boners. OK, it might have been a stunt-ass, but that movie is what made me like her. And now you've finally come out and professed your love for her. Victory is mine!!! PEACE.

 

[Shinobi]

I never really dissed her...I just found Border's description of her funny as hell. And her face is pretty oddly shaped, even you've gotta admit that. But from the neck down I think she looks just fine. So yeah, I'd hit it...along with the rest of the Sex and the City cast.

 

[ScientificNinja]

"I'm sure that thing stinks after she pries out of her ass."

I meant... how can you be gay and complain about butt stink?

ROTFLMAO

Oh God - I laughed till I cried and everyone in the office is still giving me funny looks

 

[ChumsGum]

Her face really looks different to what it was a year or two ago.

She's got a face?

 

[Mike Works]

If you've ever had a problem with butt stink I suggest you stop dating people that don't shower.

How do you know she doesn't shower?

 

[Shinobi]

She's got a face?

Yep. What do you think she looks like, Janet Reno?