Oh Xbox 360, I wrote you a poem
Like Ludacris said, I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome
And when you're laying there on the grass
I want to put it in your ass
Xbox 360 isn't human though! People will retort
And to that I reply, "I'll stick it in the USB port"
Hopefully after I spill my semen
That hawt ring of light will keep on beamin...
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